The Unscripted Scripts Show

What happens when John, Jeff, and Lawrence start a new script? Well, lots of laughs, obviously! In this one, a greenhorn young minister heads out to Montana and gets up to all sorts of kooky cowboy hijinks! A fun script as always, so be sure to check it out!

Well, we've finished off another script folks! Find out just what happens with our vampire and the woman he's been mind controlling. It's quite a finale (and it confuses the hell out of John). Be sure to check it out! Thanks again to our show's "script guy" for finding it, and to the anonymous author who let us read it!

So we're back with a script that was sent to us from John's script guy about a vampire and the reporter who he makes horny. It's great fun, and we hope you have as much fun as we did making it!

We're back with a brand new one courtesy of our script guy! This script has everything we love: Sex, mind control, overacting! It's a blast for us to read and we hope for you to listen to! Hopefully our anonymous submitter enjoys it too!

We finish up with the Timeskinner in this one, and the highlight is definitely when all three of us get to do the same character! It's the first time we've ever had a chance to do that, and it was pretty fun, so be sure to check this one out!

It's not quite a time traveling DeLorean, but it is the second part of the Timeskinner, another member of the It's A Wonderful Back to the Future film family! We have a lot of fun reading it (Except for Lawrence, who hates doing stage directions), so be sure to check it out!

So, we're back with our final episode of 2023 that we taped just before Christmas. In this one, we've got a brand new script to read, The Timeskinner! A ripoff, I mean homage, of various time traveling movies that may or may not feature a DeLorean. We hope you enjoy this one and that you all join us for part 2 in 2024!

On this episode, we finish up Thank You Father For I Have Sinned (Thanks to Tim Miller for sending his script to us and for it being mercifully not 6 episodes long). We also engage in a new activity and it's a fantastic failure. It was a lot of fun, though, so be sure to check this one out!

So after a six part series in our last screenplay, we start a new one, submitted by listener Tim Miller! It's very silly, but also lots of fun. We clearly are thriving when getting to do some new characters! Also, Lawrence reviews Stan & Ollie, a movie about late stage Laurel and Hardy. A fun episode as always, so be sure to check it out!

Well, this is it. The very last episode of Problem of Hell. It was fun and a bit exhausting. Be sure to check it out!

Jeff and Lawrence have both recovered from their various ailments and we return to Problem of Hell: Our longest screenplay yet! Don't fret, there will be one more part after this! We also get some listener mail. A fun episode as always, so be sure to check it out!

Because we've been unable to tape (and because Jeff has all the equipment), we decided we didn't want to leave yinz with no episode for two weeks, so as a special treat, we're releasing part one of our patreon exclusive, Ted Burger, written by Jeff, as well as some sketches that we did in the past for a previous podcast we did before this one! We hope you enjoy!

Appropriately for the Halloween holiday, this script takes a dark turn! One of us loses a character! Be sure to check this one out!

Join Jeff, John, and Lawrence as first, John talks about a boring documentary that he saw and he and Jeff argue about it for way too long. Then, we get into the good part of the episode! The next part of our listener submitted script, "Problem of Hell"! We also bring back an old friend that we haven't used in a very long time (those few of you who remember the old Unpaid Programming...

We're back with part 2 of a very fun listener script, Problem of Hell! There's yet more romantic trouble for our protagonist Liam, who is a jerk, by the way. Also, the end of the episode features one of the best derails in the history of the program! Be sure to tune in and hear it!

After a long hiatus from recording, Lawrence, Jeff, and John are back at it and haven't lost a step! Jeff (and Lawrence who's also seen it) get into the Christian propaganda film "A Matter of Faith" that was sadly the last performance of the late Harry Anderson. After that, we get to the main event. Listener submitted script, "A Problem of Hell", which features a fun, n...

We finish up reading the story of a deadly assassin who does no lawyering whatsoever! This one was a bunch of fun to do and we appreciate John's script guy for getting it sent in to us.

We pop back in on our deadly lawyer, or assassin. Whichever. In this one, he and his partner continue traveling the world, tracking down everyone who killed his uncle Owen and aunt Beru... Or whatever their names were. A very fun and funny episode as always so be sure to check it out!

We're back with the second part of Deadly Lawyer. If you listened to part one (and you should've), then you know just how deadly this lawyer is. In this one, we return to well trod ground for us as there's a huge scene involving diarrhea! Isn't that lovely?! A fun show as always, so be sure to check it out!

We've got a brand new screenplay that someone has sent in to us. Well, actually, the writers sent this to someone else who then sent it to us (with permission, of course). It's called Deadly Lawyer and you'll definitely get why we loved it so much! Also, Jeff reviews the Hulu Series, The Bear, and finally, we get some fan mail! Shoutout to Live, Laugh, Talk Podcast for being cool! This...

In this episode, we finish up One Hit Wonder and end up discussing a myriad of other topics as well.

John, Jeff, and Lawrence are back with part 3 of One Hit Wonder, a romping sex comedy that was clearly written in the early 2000s. Or if it wasn't, then it should've been... Actually, I take that back, this shouldn't have ever been written. A fun show as always, so check it out!

We're back with a fun part 2 of One Hit Wonder. It's still frighteningly crass and clearly filled with gags stolen from other movies. We have a ton of fun with this, and Jeff finds out he can do a great impression! You've gotta listen to figure out who it is!

Jeff, John, and Lawrence are back with a brand new script with a completely different tone to The Last Express. One Hit Wonder hearkens back to the gross out sex comedies of the early 2000s (remember them?) This script is all about a loser who wants to be a pro golfer, but he can't putt and he also can't get laid. So, you can imagine the kind of fun we have with this one. Be sure to check...

Lawrence, Jeff, and John finish reading The Last Express, a PC game that might've been a movie. Should it have been a movie, though? You'll have to stay tuned to the end to hear what three bozos on a podcast think!