The Two Smokin' Guns Podcast

A special edition of the show focussed on supporting headspace & youth mental health. The Ministry of Art gallery is sponsoring a Charity Art show on Thursday 21st July 2022. Artists are invited to enter. Entry is free. First prize for the best artwork is $2,000 and prizes will be awarded to the top 5 artworks. All artworks will be auctioned on the night with all proceeds going to headspace. The l...

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed Full Moons, Ange Postecoglou’s Celtic triumph, the Eurovision Song Contest results, Drunk Deers, Bald sexual discrimination, Rick Astley for PM, Tinnies at the footy, Cash & Covid and Champagne consumption in Australia. Due to popular demand we played more of the best Bass riffs of all time (including Queen, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, The Stranglers, Jaco Pastorius, Red Hot...

Scotty gave Ruttsy a history lesson about the musical Hamilton, then we discussed “air-yachts” & Queen Barbie, before Ruttsy rolled out a selection of the best bass guitar riffs of all time – from Lou Reed, Queen, The Who, Motorhead, The Clash, Stevie Wonder, Weather Report, The Police, The Jam & Bill Withers. We also chatted about the worst songs of all time & famous artists who never won a Gramm...

Happy Easter from the Two Smokin’ Guns, Scotty & Ruttsy. We covered some fun facts about Easter, a new sausage/beer combination for your BBQ, strange things that people try to smuggle past customs & border control (a segment we called “what’s that thing down your pants?”). We discussed Illiteracy pens, a fantastic new invention for the reading impaired, the happiest places on Earth and a Lions ver...

Teachers & Strip Clubs, Parma battles, Bay City Rollers, European Super League, Cameron Smith’s mullet, 25 words that didn’t exist until the 1970’s & more were all covered by Scotty & Ruttsy. Throw in a poem about Melbourne by Barry Humphries called The Suburbs in Between & the song Under the Clocks by Weddings, Parties, Anything and you have a jam-packed show of mayhem & merriment.

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed the release of Ruttsy’s new book, “My Future’s So Bright…I Gotta Wear Shades”, a book about finding reason & meaning in Retirement – available via Amazon, Booktopia, Barnes & Noble and Apple Books. We did our footy tips for Round 1 of the AFL then discussed the amazing feats of the French free diver who swam 105m under ice with one breath in 0.7c water, plus Melbourne wom...

Scotty & Ruttsy bid farewell to SK Warne and played a song about him written by Paul Kelly. We were amazed by the latest efforts of Chloe McCardel, Australia’s greatest open-water swimmer, we discussed the most likeable and the most divisive sports stars, Friday night Swordcraft in the suburbs, Giant puppets, the Everest climb attempt by an amputee, Smiles that move you & EV’s. Follow our podcast...

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed Golf weekends, Golden tickets, Great lines from the movie Kenny, Bacon flavoured Bugs, Flip-flops & pollution, Upper Middle Bogan, Eurovision’s Russian band, Putin jokes, 14 menu items you should never order, HOGO, Power saw legs, Humpback Whales & BYO is back baby. Plus, we revealed our AFL ladder predictions for 2022.

Scotty & Ruttsy did Footy Fan Feedback, Eating in the 1950’s, Grossi at the MCG, more expensive than heroin, Brangelina, Headlines, The Wolf of Spring Street and the world’s longest song outro’s. Plus we played REM’s It’s the End of the World as We Know It…

Scotty & Ruttsy and Two Smokin’ Guns are back for 2022. We reflected on our summer break – cricket, tennis, trips, movies, TV series and songs etc. Scotty outlined his Feb-Fast challenge, we discussed Galentines day, expensive potato cakes and the Winter Olympics. Ruttsy explained the basic figure skating jumps for our edification and also some Half-Pipe terminology (moves such as the Canadian Bac...

Scotty & Ruttsy covered Rage Rooms, Chess grandmaster-suers, Submarines & the grumpy French, Who owns how many Submarines? (including Romania), 4-day weeks, James Packers boat, Favourite French dishes and the alternative to 18 holes of Golf. We discussed submarine songs and played Submission by the Sex Pistols. Another fun packed show. Enjoy…

The Two Smokin’ Guns - Scotty & Ruttsy - discussed Ash Barty and national pride, Jamie Kah the superstar jockey, Kids named Avant-garde winning Spelling Bees, more PC nonsense with Shark Attacks now called “Negative Encounters”, Flaky Fish Allergy Cures (bit of a shark segue there!), Treadmills in Lockdown, Franco Cozzo’s new film, the Virgin Galactic space race queue, How we ate in the 50’s compa...

Scotty & Ruttsy covered Teachers & Strip Clubs, Parma battles, Bay City Rollers, European Super League, Cameron Smith’s mullet, 25 words that didn’t exist until the 1970’s & more. Throw in a poem about Melbourne by Barry Humphries called The Suburbs in Between & the song Under the Clocks by Weddings, Parties, Anything and you have a jam packed hour of mayhem & merriment.

The Two Smokin’ Guns - Scotty & Ruttsy – talked Meat, Sport & Phones as we journeyed through the Sri Lankan Mrs World pageant controversy, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Sports stars in movies, Best Sport Movies of all time, New PC Government speak, Golf, Female Jockey’s & a nostalgic chat about phone usage from yesteryear. Song of the week was Nature Boy by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, because there is not en...

From earlier in the year, an episode where Scotty & Ruttsy unpacked Trump’s wedding speech interruption & parlayed into Rowan Atkinson’s Father of the Bride speech. We discussed Spiderman, the Pharaohs procession, Anthony Hopkins, Australian women’s cricket team, a Night with the Crocs & the world’s best Oxymorons. Song of the week is back which was Scare Easy by Mudcrutch (Tom Petty’s first band)...

From earlier in the year, an episode in which Scotty & Ruttsy unpacked Lapland’s funny (& very clever) bid for the 2032 Summer Olympics, Scotland’s gritter trucks, the Oldest brewery in the world, the love message from the South African golfer that went viral (my bok-bok, my special person), Cyber scammer busted, how to make the best salad sandwich, some fun facts & loads of Dad jokes.

Scotty & Ruttsy covered the Wiggles and Matilda’s, a Shout Out to D.K. Lillee & Thorpy, Santa shortages, Korean Dog Meat, Kindergarten robots, Fifi’s trip to Fiji, Ethical hackers, the Draw-dropping art find and Penfolds Crypto. Given it’s the start of summer, Ruttsy took Scotty through a music quiz of summer songs. Check out all our episodes on Podbean or Spotify.

Scotty and Ruttsy revisited SAS Australia, Kim’s sister, the CIA and Julian Assange, Nude Wine Pickers, Ron Iddles, Plane armrests, Supermarket resignations, Mate v Mate, Ryan Gosling, Italian food, Bonza airlines and Ecuadorian prisons. Plus, we played some music by The War on Drugs.

Ruttsy & Scotty gave a “shout out” to the Australian T20 World Cup winning team, V8 drivers Will Brown & Anton de Pasquale, Tahli Gill & Dean Hewitt who are seeking to become Australia’s first qualifiers in Curling at the next Winter Olympics, as well as the sports Fierljeppen and Farnarkeling. We discussed the Yarra Zipline, Dry Zones in Melbourne suburbs, EV’s, More weapons than Rambo, Are video...

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed the Spring Racing carnival, V8’s & the new generation of cricketers. We unpacked unlucky anglers, revolting Maltese policemen, the French submarine farce & Laurie Nash. We celebrated the 50th birthday of Led Zeppelin’s Stairway to Heaven & played two Aussie cover versions – a spoken piece by iconic actor Leonard Teale and an absolute butchering performed by John Paul Youn...

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed freedom week activities, said farewell to some famous Australians, went through our favourite funny Aussie nicknames, Scary Halloween drivers, the couple spelling their kids names with the same letters (A,X,E,L), Musk’s satellite internet service, Booking Kids cricket registrations, Wine snobbery, Penfolds G5 release and how to stay connected. We played Tom Jones singing...

Scotty & Ruttsy tackled the week of sport, the Two Smokin’ Guns Chinese restaurant freedom lunch, Robot artists, New venues opening, Funny car names, Jets operating on air, Filipino politics, Lucy the rocket ship and in honour of the new Elvis exhibition hitting Bendigo next year we counted down our fave Elvis songs. You’ll have to listen in to see which track was our #1…

Scotty & Ruttsy welcomed freedom, said Vale to the Happiest Man on Earth, discussed BBQ prices, Sterilising Mosquito’s, Wizards, Drug mule cats, Drug Lord Hippo’s, the Mickleham “centre for national resilience’ and the McPlant burger. We reflected on re-inventing ourselves and played It’s About Time by The Lemonheads.

Scotty & Ruttsy dissected the Hey Hey It’s Saturday 50th anniversary special, Plucka Duck & Raymond J Bartholomew, Tyson Fury’s size, Olive Oil, Ecuadorian Prison Riots, Bonza the new airline, Happy Wife, Happy Life & some Guinness Book of Records and the top Italian dishes. We played Near Wild Heaven by REM.

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed great home-cooked meals, Russian weddings, Floating bars, Golf’s toilet ban, Real estate shenanigans, More on Kim Yo-jong, the World’s greatest gatecrashers plus in honour of the new Bond movie being launched in Australia, we counted down the best Bond movies from 24 to 1. Plus, we played Live & Let Die by Wings.