Dave and Jordan

The Two Drunk Dads

Comedy EN ↓ 110 episodes

This is a podcast with two drunk dads as host. We talk about being dads and a lot of other stuff. This is a comedy podcast with a lot of imagination. This show is unscripted and no filters, who knows what we will say next!

Author

Dave and Jordan

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

thetwodrunkdads.com

Latest episode

Apr 3, 2025

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Episodes

Episode 35- Go Home 2020 You’re Drunk 29.12.2020

The guys talk about their Christmas day activities good or bad and their plans for the upcoming year.  Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/ TikTok Video: https://www.tiktok.com/@wood_and_rust #lmao #pommunity #dadlife #comedypodcast #podcast #laugh #jokes #follow #FacebookPage #comedy #rodecasterpro #titos #dad  #podcasting #newepisode #fortheboyz  #instagood #happy #tbt  #...

Episode 34- The Return Of The Dad Jokes 22.12.2020

By demand in this episode, we brought back the bad dad jokes. Dave talks about his WTF dad moment with his daughter from the past week.  We also got a little real towards the end of this episode and we wished our listeners a good holiday season. Website at: https://thetwodrunkdads.com/ #podmmunity #podcast #comedy #rodecasterpro #podcastofyoutube #titos #dadlife #dad #newepisode #theotherside...

Episode 33- Get To The Basement! 15.12.2020

This episode could be the start of something great. We debate a few different things on this episode. Do you think Jason Momoa still enjoys sex? Jordan talks about his sleep routine with Sophia. Have you ever slept for 12 hours for no reason, well Dave did and he loved it because of his dream he had. Comment if what you think, a basement a floor level or not? Jordan talks about his wicked awesome...

Episode 32- The Other Side Of The Beehive 08.12.2020

This episode we had the guys from The Other Side Of The Beehive podcast on our show. The guys make us realize Massachusetts may not be that bad to live in. Angel talks about his rap video that is flooding social media. The Other Side Of The Beehive links: Facebook-   https://www.facebook.com/theothersideofthebeehive/ YouTube Channel- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn4BAqZY27Z6A6Dyt_lutaA We...

Episode 31- Kick Start My Heart 01.12.2020

In this episode we talked about where the song kick start my heart takes us in our messed up minds. We played a little game called hedbanz headrush and Jordan talked about his wife’s new company she is starting up. Sophisticated Graze Creations link: Sophisticated Grace (@sophisticatedgracecreations) • Instagram photos and videos Website at: Thetwodrunkdads.com

Episode 30- Well Hello Melena 25.11.2020

In this episode we had a guest Melena on the show. Yes, you read that right we had a female on the show who still talks to us even though we may be different.  #podmmunity #podcast #dads #comedy #guest #new #trend Visit our website for more content: www.thetwodrunkdads.com

Episode 29- Someone Is In The Mud Room! 17.11.2020

Have you ever seen a person in a different room in the middle of the night that wasn't actually there? Are you in the bumb bubble? Have you ever seen a poodle wearing pompoms? Website at: https://anchor.fm/thetwodrunkdads Visit our store at : https://teespring.com/stores/thetwodrunkdads Support our show at: https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at: thetwodrunkdads@yahoo.com

Episode 28- Ketchup, It's An Option 10.11.2020

Here are some more shenanigans and yes ketchup is always an option. Website at: https://anchor.fm/thetwodrunkdads Visit our store at : https://teespring.com/stores/thetwodrunkdads Support our show at: https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at: thetwodrunkdads@yahoo.com

Episode 27- They Call Me Moose 01.11.2020

In this episode we welcome back Brandon.  We started this episode off with a bag and never stopped laughing enjoy!  Website at: https://anchor.fm/thetwodrunkdads Visit our store at : https://teespring.com/stores/thetwodrunkdads Support our show at: https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at: thetwodrunkdads@yahoo.com

Episode 26- OnStar How Can I Help 30.09.2020

This episode is not what the title says, enjoy.  Support our show at: https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at: thetwodrunkdads@yahoo.com

Episode 25- The Highlight Reel 03.09.2020

In this episode we play some of the funniest moments from the best episodes. We are attempting to get back on track with a comedy show and not a rant show. We would like to say thank you to all of our listeners and supports for helping us keep the show going.  Support our show at: https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at: Thetwodrunkdads@yahoo.com

Episode 24- Wake The F Up America! 18.07.2020

Dave talks about his daughter’s fish dying and how she handled it. Jordan talks about his big upcoming weekend. Amongst everything that is going on today the senate in Mass voted to end qualified immunity for public servants. We break that down to what it means for all public servants and how they can now be civilly sued by the community now. Let us put term limits on every seat in politics. Why d...

Episode 23- Lesson In Dumbness 11.07.2020

This is our rant episode on how America needs to wake the f*$#k up. People need to realize that what they are doing is not for the good but in fact bringing America down. Look the statues that you are tearing down are the people who had a big role in freeing the slaves. We are not saying slavery was a good thing for America, but we are saying is we realized it was a dark time for us and no one sho...

Episode 22- The Beginning Of W.F.C 03.07.2020

This is the beginning of the W.F.C club. We had a guest Brandon on our show for this episode. Topics included Dave’s driving habits, Jordan’s car issues and what the W.F.C club is all about. Happy 4th of July, I hope you enjoy! Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at Thetwodrunkdads@yahoo.com

Episode 21- I'm A Clamologist! 16.06.2020

In this episode we talked about lifted truck owners, what the dumbocrats are doing to Looney Tunes and Jordan's new toy.    Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at Thetwodrunkdads@yahoo.com Taco Bell video:   https://youtu.be/hJEozyjb3c8

Episode 20- I Smooth Fingered It 08.06.2020

Its episode 20 bro!    Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at Thetwodrunkdads@yahoo.com First 911 call link:   https://youtu.be/exf045b0U2Y   Second 911 call link:    https://youtu.be/ZVAMUCt8-Ho

Episode 19- They Do It Differently In Porno's 31.05.2020

This was a fun episode, we talked about what's up with ford and how girls act different in porno's. Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at Thetwodrunkdads@yahoo.com Letter Kenny Clip : https://youtu.be/Srobmy7ceTY Bugs Bunny Clip : https://youtu.be/geHSpgfTJ-Q

Episode 18- Chicken Duck Woman Thing 16.05.2020

In this episode Jordan explains why his neighbors suck and we talked about our OCD. In the second part of the show we played yes and, fortunately unfortunately. Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at Thetwodrunkdads@yahoo.com Bushes of love song: https://youtu.be/RySHDUU2juM Seagulls song: https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E

Episode 17- A Rabbi Walks Into A Strip Club 10.05.2020

Here is a long-waited video. We attempted a Skype episode due to covid-19. We discussed what is making us upset about people and covid-19. We played some comedy improve games. Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads Email us at Thetwodrunkdads@yahoo.com

Episode 16- What The Hell Is Umizoomi 01.04.2020

I don't even know where to begin, this episode was all over the place. You will have to listen to find out.  Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads   Jo koy : https://jokoy.com/   All music is from amazon music

Episode 15- It Wasn't A Bat! 25.03.2020

This episode we talked a lot about covid-19 and Florida's answer for the cure. Dave goes on a rant about what is happening with covid-19 and the economy.    Covid-19 TikTok video- @beanjaminpolitics  The Office TikTok Video- @clips   Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads

Episode 14- Happy ST Patrick's Day, Erin Go Braless! 18.03.2020

lets just say we put down a bottle of Jägermeister in this episode. Hope you enjoy and don't forget to support our show. 

Episode 13- On Your Left! 04.03.2020

In this episode, we give you our thoughts on YouTube tv. Dave talks about his recent experience at Wareham Mx track. Jordan gives a story on how he got hurt on date night with his wife at the batter’s box. Dave enlightens Jordan on his experience at BT’S Smokehouse. Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads BT Smokehouse: https://youtu.be/hc6T4IO4WcU

Episode 12- All about Floating Babies 26.02.2020

In this episode, we talked about all kinds of random things from if a invisible person becomes pregnant would their baby appear to be floating around to my 600lb life with a small unit.   Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads

Episode 11- Lock The Bathroom Door! 12.02.2020

In this episode, we invited Randy on the show once more. The three of us discussed why you should always lock the bathroom door, what is happening with today's military PFT standards and dads acting like girls on social media.  Support our show at https://www.patreon.com/thetwodrunkdads  

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