The Treehouse Show Podcast

Today's kids are struggling with this basic gross motor skill, and the Dutch have an extraordinary solution. Plus: An asteroid, women secretly hating men, Paws in the City, Dan's new diagnosis, and BIRTHDAYS! LINKS: Chronically online British children now speak like American kids and can't climb stairs, says survey Soft spaces out, stick-fighting in: Dutch call for the return of risky play | Child...

Did you hear about the Million Dollar Matchmaking service? Or what killed modern kids curiosity? How about what your hobbies? That beaver may be back on the menu? If not... Here's your stupid.  Plus, the guys talk NBA! LINKS: Bay Area singles are lining up to pay $1 million for a dating service Luka Doncic trade: Body language expert breaks down press conferences | wfaa.com Teens are overwhelmed b...

We start off talking about Dank Demoss, the woman suing Lyft because her fat ass wouldn't fit in the car.  Then we talk about a woman who's fat ass can't fit in the seats on the plane.  Then we move on to a porn star who got banged to death in a really bad way, the Grammy's, a quick game of Versus, and if Dan has seen Gymkata.  But first, Birthdays! LINKS: Detroit rapper Dank Demoss sues Lyft, all...

We start off today disccussing and mourning the Luka trade after having some time to reflect on it, which leads us to Roy Tarpley (IYKYK). Then we learn about a woman who is harrassing her ex's new woman in the oddest of ways, talk more about all time famous sports trades, which somehow leads us to Oscar de la Hoya.  But first, Birthdays! LINKS: Luka Doncic traded to Lakers; fans gather at Victory...

We start off today with a little more info on the mom who tried to keep her boy out of the Bonnie Blue gangbang, we learn about a new service called The Love Rat that will catch a cheater, why the new project from the creators of Stranger Things kind of sounds like a Golden Girls reboot, and where Bonnie Blue is getting extra meat.  But first, Birthdays! LINKS: Porn star Bonnie Blue claims she had...

Today we ask the question: Is an OnlyFans subscription cheating? Plus we have farting whales, dangerous places to vaction, careers that make you hot, how to get the kids to eat their veggies, and the boys talk DC Superheroes! So much stupid in one place! LINKS: UK navy mistook farting whale for Russians trying to track their submarines 6 of the world's most dangerous tourist attractions | Metro Ne...

Looking for stupid? Well here it is... A drunk gym teacher, Jerry Jones and a low percentage of glory holes, where it sucks to be single the most, a man oozing cholesterol, and the North Korean hot dog crackdown. You're welcome. LINKS: Waukesha gym teacher accused of driving drunk, causing crash | FOX6 Milwaukee Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Reacts To Angry Fans With 'Glory Holes and Smiles' -...

We start off the show learning that the world is getting bigger dicks, then about some kids who might have accidently eaten PawPaw, Japanese Macaques gone wild with deers, the TEMU Rick James, a thrilling movie review by Dan, and a follow up to the escaped monkeys in South Carolina.  But first, Birthdays! LINKS: Report predicts what the 'penis of the future' looks like (29)#fyp #toddlersoftiktok #...

We start out today with just Dan and Trey diving into the glass ceiling for women in ski jumping.  Then we learn about a drug kingpin who got brought down by the gram, a kid calls the police on his dad, watching Jaws in the ocean, what you call a male ballet dancer, and why you'd spray your junk with Off.  But first, Birthdays! LINKS: In this ski World Cup event, the men’s winner won more than $3,...

Can you spot the trend?  We've got a big show today.  We start off with a mom who pulled her kid out of the line he was in to participate in the world's biggest gangbang.  We're then joined by Bernie formerly of The Jody Dean Morning Show on KLUV and share in our collective radio PTSD.  We then learn about a Starbuck's employee who was attacked by a monkey, give a list of executive orders we would...

Today we talk about a doctor that does his own vasectomy (he's brave), Netflix raising their prices - AGAIN, more advice for waffle stomping, and BIRTHDAYS!! Plus: A great new t-shirt concept for the merch store... LINKS: Surgeon, father of three performs vasectomy on himself 'for his wife' Netflix is raising prices after reporting largest-ever subscriber jump | CNN Business Solid Ad for the TikTo...

We got Trump, Billy Ray Cyrus, and Kid Rock! (But no strippers!) We got snow in FLORIDA!! We got couples pooping and farting around each other, AND... we got waffle stomping! What more could you want? LINKS: Once-in-a-lifetime snowstorm hits the South: See where the snow set records Kid Rock Says President Trump Actually Called Him To Confirm The Secret Service Wouldn’t Allow Strippers At Victory...

We kick off today's show talking about the cartel the rats have established out of the Houston PD evidence room, then learn about the largest snake ever recorded, how you can have clean farts and the sexy Dr who tells you about it, and the beef thief.  But first, Birthdays! LINKS: Houston Police evidence room infested with 'drug-addicted' rats to be cleared out World's Largest Snake Found Dead in...

We kick off today's show discussing the Texas woman who got 2.8 million because she got burned by really hot BBQ sauce, then we discuss the inaguration a little bit, the TikTok ban, naming kids in a very odd way, and then a quick game of Versus.   LINKS: Bexar County jury finds Bill Miller 100% negligent for serving ‘dangerously hot’ BBQ sauce Trump and Biden share a limo ride to inauguration – fo...

We start off pondering what will happen with TikTok (we recorded before we knew) then we get into women making more money than men and the dynamics of it, theft deterrent systems in stores, a lady who gets her nose ring stuck in an odd place, and Planters is hiring people to drive the NutMobile.  But first, Birthdays and Dan's unusual knowledge of male pornstars' birthdays! LINKS: Wealthy wife, un...

Want to know what Castlecore is? We'll tell you in this episode! Plus, we talk about a woman's nut allergy (*giggle*), Jerry's OK with hairy women, and a cop who wasn't watching the road... because he was watching porn! LINKS: What is 'castlecore'? Why experts have issued warnings about the popular sex trend UK Woman Hospitalised After Sex Triggered Her Nut Allergy A Florida Cop Crashed His Cruise...

An Eagles fan gives us more proof that Philly sucks, our Top 5 Worst Moments in Philadelphia history, a gangster baseball team, and how to fix potholes. Also, Ricky Gets Caught: Longer and Uncut! LINKS: Disgraced Eagles fan banned from stadium after vile tirade caught on video Spray-painted penis potholes in San Ġwann covered up with tarmac The Treehouse is a daily DFW based comedy podcast and rad...

We start off the show with an influencer that had 6 ribs removed so her waistline would be slimmer, then the depressing topic of dating, a bus driver that was just handing out kids, a guy proposes with a moose, and don't clap for Tinkerbell, she's not getting wings. But first, Birthdays! Influencer Has Six Rib Cage Bones Removed For Smaller Waist 'That's not my child': Mother says bus monitor trie...

We start off with the great news that Mike McCarthy isn't coming back to the Cowboys....but they still have Dak.  Then we discuss the amazing fire pilots in California, Dan's dry january, quitting smoking, and his new pegging problem.  Then, we learn about Florida Man trying to screw a horse and you won't guess where.  But first, Birthdays! LINKS: Cowboys, Mike McCarthy Part Ways After Disappointi...

Happy Monday everyone.  We start off today talking about a serial buttslapper terrorizing a community, then we discuss the horrible California fires and how news anchors need to look good even while covering a tragedy, the crime duo of Mr. Clean and Ms. Dookie is terrorizing Florida, and Toto got out of Africa and is making toilets.  But first, Birthdays! LINKS: Police searching for man accused of...

In this episode: the history of Smarties candies, Flu Bombs, a nugget of knowledge from a fart expert, and Jerry Jones makes us feel things. LINKS: What’s a ‘flu bomb’? 7-ingredient recipe 'eradicates' illness Cowboys' Jerry Jones' Landman scene with Billy Bob Thornton goes viral Fart Expert: Gas Can Leak Out Of Mouth If You Hold It In - CBS Philadelphia The Untold Truth Of Smarties Candies The Tr...

Aaaah... New Year, new stupid. Today the guys talk about two DUIs gone wrong and tips for Dry January. Plus: WE WON!! Murder hornets have been eradicated from the US! LINKS: 'Anything for you, daddy': Hooters waitress attempts to charm police during DUI stop Dry January tips: How to take a break from alcohol | CNN Invasive ‘murder hornets’ are wiped out in the US, officials say | CNN Bodycam catch...

We have a plethora of information today.  Did you know murder hornets have been wiped out in the US?  Have you heard of the Quademic?  Do you know which animals off humans the most or what a Kidult is? We also discuss the Preston Hollow house that got national attention for it's xmas lights and say Happy Birthday to the great Bob Eubanks.  But first, Birthdays! LINKS: Invasive 'murder hornets' are...

We start off talking about flu season and all the joy it brings, Walmart's Let it Snow sweaters, Golden Globes (yes, it's a day late, what did you expect?), how it's bad to stay on the toilet more than 10 min, and tips for people over 50.  But first, birthdays! LINKS: Sick season is in full force. What the latest CDC figures show | AP News Walmart Apologizes For Christmas Sweater With Drug Joke Go...

Happy New Year everybody.  We're back and we're talking about Trey's sexy NYE, Dry January, the history of graham crackers, does pooping make you smarter, and moist January.   LINKS: Dry January: What to know about 31-day alcohol abstinence challenge 'Primal' origins of graham crackers are a shocker — it's all about 'the urge to have sex' Pooping Before You Exercise Has an Incredible Effect on Per...