The Transformers Nitpickers Podcast Show

A swarm of Insecticons harvest organic energy around the globe and the only can of robotic insecticide is trapped in a grove of deadly alien robotic vines. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

A handful of Autobots and Decepticons are mistakingly transported to a planet where they're, respectively, the size of toys. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

In the midst of a joint operation between the Autobots and local police, Tracks gets stolen by a young criminal who helps stop Megatron's stupid plan. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

When Cosmos crash lands on Saturn's moon Titan, the Titans worship him as a god until Astrotrain arrives and takes his godly mantle. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

The Decepticons cover themselves in electrum and become invincible so the Autobots cover themselves in electrum and become invincible and nature pays the price. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

When a handful of Decepticons travel back to "medieval" England, Spike and the Autobots follow them in order to save the past and assert Spike's entitlement. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Blaster and Cosmos are used by Megatron to trans-scramble the recently stolen Voltronic Galaxer and steal the world's airwaves unless humanity gives him all their energy. The simplest plans are always the best. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

With the Dinobots enslaved on Cybertron by the Decepticons, Carley has to put her talents to work and save the day. Spike is present. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

The hunt for a rare mineral that's suddenly vital to the survival of both the Autobots and the Decepticons leads Spike and Carley and the Dinobots to Cybertron. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

After Megatron's true intentions are revealed to the citizens of Central City, the Autobots free themselves from his machinations and save the day. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Megatron uses the powerful Mr. Burger to engineer a fake news campaign with the goal of manipulating the citizens of Central City into hating the Autobots. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

When Brawn, Perceptor, and Bumblebee shrink themselves down and enter a super-powerful Megatron to stop him, Brawn learns that Perceptor is a valuable part of the team. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Red Alert suffers from mental illness and thinks everybody is out to get him. In his troubled state, he trusts Starscream and agrees to help steal the powerful Negavator. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Obsessed with building his Solar Power Tower, Grapple agrees to work with the Constructicons who lie about their allegiance with Megatron. Hoist is an enabler. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

In the conclusion to Dinobot Island Part I, the Autobots close time portals around the world while the Decepticons rob Dinobot Island of its energy. This episode contains more cowboys and pirates than it does dinosaurs. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

The Dinobots are exiled to the newly discovered Dinobot Island because they acted according to the way they were programmed. Megatron finds out Dinobot Island is a source of great power and begins to hatch evil plans. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Megatron helps the Insecticons become bigger and invincible, for his own malicious reasons, which causes them to cash cheques their (normally) small bodies can't cash. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Devastator is used by the Decepticons and then the Autobots and then the Decepticons again, as Megatron tries to harness the energy of the Earth's core. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Megatron creates a duplicate Optimus Prime in an attempt to lead the Autobots to their demise. If this episode were a horse, we'd shoot it. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

First, we now know it's not Monday. Second, Megatron steals an unnecessary robot and programs it (her) to steal the World Energy Chip and destroy the Autobots. Zany antics ensue. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Megatron takes control of TORQ 3 which takes control of a bunch of oil tankers and impractical military robots in an effort to, you guessed it, steal energy. Also, Optimus is afraid of a truck. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Megatron teams up with the Sub-Atlanticans to take over Washington DC in an episode that John and Paul watched and recorded together for the first time. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

When the Autobots take part in a race for charity, Megatron traps most of them in their vehicular forms. Wheeljack invents something that saves the day.   R.I.P. Burt Reynolds   Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Wheeljack comes up with another invention nobody asked for; This one freezes anything in place. Megatron attempts to use the invention for his own evil purposes, but an underdeveloped female character shows up and saves the day. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.

Cliffjumper is kind of a jerk and Mirage has kind of a stupid plan and, in the end, everything kind of works out. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter.