The Transformers Nitpickers Podcast Show

Smokescreen must escape from The Nemesis with two Omega Keys and no respect for physics. Find Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

All Smokescreen wants for Christmas is his destiny. His destiny. His destiny. All Smokescreen wants for Christmas is his destiny, so he can be like Optimus is. Find Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

The search for the Omega Keys begins! Also, Megatron partakes in some arts'n'crafts time. Find Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Megatron locates another relic then sends the Autobots off on a wild goose chase. It's up to Tweedle Dee* and Tweedle Dum** to save the day*** *Jack **Smokescreen ***not fuck it all up Find Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Silas, who now apparently spells his name Cy. L.A.S., wakes up in the body of Breakdown and immediately decides that he should get into bed with the Decepticons. What a boob. Find Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

There's a new kid on the block! While he may have all the right stuff, he's too impatient to take things step by step and insists on hangin' tough. Find Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Miko's aggressive encouragement of Bulkhead's recovery convinces Arcee to tell the tale of how she and Cliffjumper became partners. Find Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Nobody messes with Bulkhead! Miko and Wheeljack team up in an effort to extract revenge on Hardshell for what he did to their favourite Wrecker. This episode is sponsored in part by Creepy Glue and Spooky Paste Find Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Bulkhead is sent to find the fourth, and final, Iacon relic. Unfortunately, Hardshell and three other Insecticons are also sent to find the relic. Unfortunatelyer, the relic is a canister of Tox-En. This episode is sponsored in part by The Smokescreen Sucks Podcast Find Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

With the other Autobots searching for various relics, Ratchet is ordered to team up with Wheeljack. Felix Ungar, meet Oscar Madison. This episode is sponsored in part by Gary's Gobot Garage Find Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Both the Decepticons and Autobots send troops to the Antarctic in the search for another relic, but neither side expected Starscream to have a mobility scooter. This episode is sponsored in part by Spooky Paste Find Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

In an effort to stop Knockout from acquiring another relic, Miko and Jack accompany Arcee and Bumblebee into the New York subways. Eat Fresh. This episode is sponsored in part by Trevor's Transformers Transformers Find Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Megatron makes the intelligent decision to fuel The Nemesis with dark energon, because there's never been any negative repercussions when it comes to dark energon. This episode is sponsored in part by Lou's Awnings & Kitchen Ceramic Tiles Find Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Megatron and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. Find Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

It's a clip show. Picard facepalm. Find Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

When Optimus Prime attacks Fowler, and then a military base, nobody is able to tell the very obvious differences in colour schemes between Optimus and MECH's Nemesis Prime. Find Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Megatron has had enough of Airachnid, and Airachnid has had enough of Starscream, and Starscream never has enough energon. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Jackie's back! This time he's chasing a Decepticon who TOTALLY isn't just a repaint of Skyquake. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Despite not being able to transform or arm himself, Bumblebee takes on MECH and Starscream to reclaim his T-cog. Also, Starscream gets the short end of the stick... again. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

MECH steals Bumblebee's T-cog, which renders him unable to transform into not-a-Camaro because this show still won't paying licensing fees. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Arcee fights an Insecticon while Jack finds Vector Sigma and fights off scraplettes. Everything seems to be going according to plan until Megatron discovers the Autobots' plan. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Optimus begins to figure out that he isn't Orion Pax anymore while the Autobots track down the Decepticon space-bridge. Now it's time for Jack to nut up and travel to another planet. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Megatron successfully convinces Optimus Prime that he is not only Orion Pax, but also a Decepticon and assigns him the task of decrypting ancient Autobots files that we've never heard of until now. Find  Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

When Sam Witwicky buys his first car, he has no idea that it's a robot-in-disguise who was sent to Earth in order to find an artifact which will lead the Autobots to ancient alien technology that will change the course of history. Find Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive

Nobody: TFNPS: We reviewed Pole Position!   Find Paul and John  on Twitter. Full episode archive