The Tony Soto Show

International pancake day was this week, so it is pretty much the best week ever! On this weeks show it's just the original gaysters, well...Rachael is on the show, but not on the show, shade! I talk about having relations with a trick with the door open. Shea is unemployed again. Lucy's cat is diabetic, but she looks FABULOUS! Also, RuPaul's Drag Race is back, so we do the first wrap-...

This week I couldn't give you Jonny McGovern, so I lowered the bar as to keep it like a regular show! So please lets welcome back my favorite pinch hitter and Chicago's favorite trainwreck, Ms. Trannika Rex! On todays episode we talk about how weird Instagram is, and the price you pay for putting yourself on social media as a public figure. You never know just who will be following you lik...

Welcome back my sweet babies! On this weeks show Ms. Rachael Sanders is back after she payed me a cute visit to eat vegan and harass Lyft drivers. Our special guest, Providenza Catalano drops in to discuss The Los Angeles League of Lady Arm Wrestlers Presents: VALENTINE'S DAY HANGOVER, if you're in the LA area you should come. Also, Shea is pro "pegging" and Lucy Wak in the back sh...

Lets get weird y'all! This week my poor baby Shea is sick so Tito Bonito joins Lucy Wak and I once again! Also we have special guest Red Rum, you MUST check out this amazing performance artist and burlesque phenom! If that isn't enough, Tito and I talk about going Hollywood, Lucy decides lesbians are better than gays, and Red Rum would totally let dogs poo in her yard. How has this fucking...

Welcome back to the least talked about podcast on the internet! This week Chicago rapper KC Ortiz is back on the show and she doesn't hold back the funny! Lucy is still down with Jenny from the block, Shea does Feast of Fun, and I make a personal plea to Chicago's Pizza, COME TO LA! Lastly, VACCINATE YOUR FUCKING KIDS! www.thetonysotoshow.com

Apparently calling this episode "Ask Tony" was only a good idea to me which is pretty much how most of my ideas go over with these assholes! Rob Lindley from The Daily Purge joins us once again! This week we do a full episode of listener questions. A cool mom writes in about her gay son, she's awesome! We discuss what items from Amazon we would cam model for, the lists are pretty long....

This week we welcome back my girl Rachael Sanders, who is now a TOTAL scene girl these days! Lucy Wak is moving up the dick making ladder and we couldn't be prouder. Shea tells me her mom would not have let us hang out as children. Tito Bonito graces the show with his guatamalaness and natural heat. And we chat with Eric Hoff and Jesse Morgan Young, the creators of REVIVAL a queer performance...

Welcome back everyone, you were missed! This week my friend Keegan Greene joins the show to talk about the important things, like being choked out and getting fucked by DILFs! Oh yeah, and he is styling for up and coming indie band, Celine Neon! Also, Lucy takes on the persona of Mistress Trixie because I respond better to dominant blondes, and Shea loves to take big dicks! So, basically it's...

Technical difficulties are kind of our thing so this episode is brought to you by phones. The show is BACK and I couldn't be more thrilled. I have missed this stupid show and all of you! We have a jam packed show for you today, first we chat with creative director of Neverland in Chicago, Anthony DiFiore! Second, things get weird when we chat with the lovely Mistress Bella about kink and all t...

Well the year is almost over, so we are going on break! We hope you enjoy the last episode of 2014, this past year has been a bitch so we are planning awesome things for 2015! This week Shea Couleé couldn't make it because she was too busy breaking the internet with her parody of Beyonce's 7/11, so we have TITO BONITO and he is NO Shea Couleé! We discuss many things including RuPaul Season...

So we had some technical snafus this week so we didn't complete a full episode, however I received some emails from you all wondering why there was no Knee Deep in a Bottle even though Darcy was in LA, and we were drinking. (which was documented on my instagram) Well, here's the story. Also, a special shoutout to my girl Tiger Lily for the AMAZING drag package she sent me for my birthday,...

Happy birthday to me! Today my mother will remember my birthday because it falls on her payday, and I'm just happy she's working. On this weeks show we talk about our holidays, mine included a week of mutual verbal abuse with my best friend Luke, and Shea refused to watch yet another Tyler Perry movie with her family. Rachael is in love with Dusty Bahls and Lucy Wak is okay with that! All...

It is our year anniversary show today! I want to thank my amazing co-hosts for helping make this last year a possibility! I have loved Lucy for more years than I can remember, Shea has become my ride or die forever, and the newest little pixie in my life is Rachael, who happens to be Instagram famous, so basically I'm a very lucky guy! Don't think I've forgotten about you folks, I know...

I have wanted this show to happen for some time! This week we have the sexy boylesque performer Tito Bonito, and burlesque phenom Jeez Loueez and I couldn't be happier! This week we talk about Jeez's surprise trip to LA to surprise Tito for his 30th birthday! Also, we chat about my "not so stellar" night out as Xandra Fairlawn, Kim Kardashian wins the stunt queen of the year award,...

Welcome back everybody! On this weeks show we have the very talented writer/producer/actor Sam Bailey. We discuss her newest venture, her brand new web series, You're So Talented! You MUST check it out! Lucy Wak is finding that being a lesbian helps when she is making dicks, and she's okay with that! Shea is getting fit for the winter, she gets things a bit backwards. Finally I try to expl...

We have Adam Silver, for real this time, and this show is all over the damned place. We share stories of bros and boylesque, racist Grindr, and the real life struggle for a booty that just needs top pop. We also weigh in as a group on fat kids and candy, weed smoking in hotel rooms, and how we all don't buy that bottoming causes cancer, fuck you Canada! There's so much more if you can beli...

Happy Halloween everyone! This week Rachael is back! We discuss so many things today! My favorite was when we discussed how it is always 80 degrees in Los Angeles, and how that really gets stuck in certain craws. I manage to ruin a surprise, as per usual! We find out what Rachael did on her birthday, Lucy's long jury duty experience, and Shea watched a movie and felt things. All this and our l...

This week my new friend, writer/producer, Todd Masterson joins the crazy, and by God it actually worked! This week the Catholic church doesn't agree with their mascot, gays are STILL BAD! Uber isn't always a pleasant ride, more reasons never to go to Arizona and so much more. As always, stay till the end for our fabulous listener questions followed by our mediocre advice! www.thetonysotosh...

We are back. Due to technical difficulties, which basically means I didn't do a ton of things right, we took last week off. So sorry to Adam Silver, he came and was great, but there isn't any proof to that. We will have him on again soon! This week we chat about Red Bull NOT giving people wings, Ebola is less important than soup, the Catholic church can suck balls and of course our listene...

This week we span the country! I'm of course reporting from sunny LA, my girls Shea, Lucy, and Rachael holding it down in Chicago, and AB SOTO pays us a visit straight from Brooklyn to promote his latest Kickstarter campaign to fund his NEW album! In addition we take on the story of Amanda Hamm the woman who was involved with the death of her three children, has just lost 3 more kids to DCFS i...

I'm back and thrilled that I am officially getting my life in sunny California, but of course I'm missing my girls in Chicago! Isn't SKYPE AMAZING?!? This week we just hit the ground running, chatting about the late, great Sheldon Patinkin and the void that is now in the theatre community. NFL needs to start back at the basics, "no hitting off the field." T.A.T.U is still a thi...

Tony really is the glue that keeps this sinking ship together, but unfortunately he is in LA living like a squatter until his shit arrives from bumfuck Indiana! So since he doesn't have internet, Lucy Wak, Shea Coulee, and Rachael Sanders check in with the children in this weeks episode! They chat about Beyonce (duh), Joan Rivers, and how Lucy won't eat ass, but she's down to "sque...

The time has come everyone, this is my last show in Chicago. Though it turned out to be a botched attempt at a remote show it ended up being pretty cute. I am so sorry to Lucy Wak for not being able to join us because of technical difficulties. Shea, Rachael and I however welcome the the unbelievably HIGHlarious Nicole Paige Brooks to the show! We discuss the ice bucket challenges, jars of dicks,...

This week Rachael is in for Lucy, and Joey Grant joins us! Joey had the pleasure of being my business partner for 3 years! He has a new project www.transtechsocial.org, check it out and support him! We also talk about bad kids and pie, Kimye and and their fake marriage, Beyonce, and what would you do if your mom caught you jerking off, and called the police! www.thetonysotoshow.com

We have the Double Diva in the "studio" this week and she brings all the kankakee wisdom to the show! We discuss her budding romance with a barista, Tony got an apartment in LA, Shea has come out three times to her mother, and Ms. Lucy Wak got to experience Salt-N-Pepa all this and hot topics and listener questions! www.thetonysotoshow.com