The Tony Soto Show

Technical difficulties are kind of our thing so this episode is brought to you by phones. The show is BACK and I couldn't be more thrilled. I have missed this stupid show and all of you! We have a jam packed show for you today, first we chat with creative director of Neverland in Chicago, Anthony DiFiore! Second, things get weird when we chat with the lovely Mistress Bella about kink and all t...

Well the year is almost over, so we are going on break! We hope you enjoy the last episode of 2014, this past year has been a bitch so we are planning awesome things for 2015! This week Shea Couleé couldn't make it because she was too busy breaking the internet with her parody of Beyonce's 7/11, so we have TITO BONITO and he is NO Shea Couleé! We discuss many things including RuPaul Season...

So we had some technical snafus this week so we didn't complete a full episode, however I received some emails from you all wondering why there was no Knee Deep in a Bottle even though Darcy was in LA, and we were drinking. (which was documented on my instagram) Well, here's the story. Also, a special shoutout to my girl Tiger Lily for the AMAZING drag package she sent me for my birthday,...

Happy birthday to me! Today my mother will remember my birthday because it falls on her payday, and I'm just happy she's working. On this weeks show we talk about our holidays, mine included a week of mutual verbal abuse with my best friend Luke, and Shea refused to watch yet another Tyler Perry movie with her family. Rachael is in love with Dusty Bahls and Lucy Wak is okay with that! All...

It is our year anniversary show today! I want to thank my amazing co-hosts for helping make this last year a possibility! I have loved Lucy for more years than I can remember, Shea has become my ride or die forever, and the newest little pixie in my life is Rachael, who happens to be Instagram famous, so basically I'm a very lucky guy! Don't think I've forgotten about you folks, I know...

I have wanted this show to happen for some time! This week we have the sexy boylesque performer Tito Bonito, and burlesque phenom Jeez Loueez and I couldn't be happier! This week we talk about Jeez's surprise trip to LA to surprise Tito for his 30th birthday! Also, we chat about my "not so stellar" night out as Xandra Fairlawn, Kim Kardashian wins the stunt queen of the year award,...

Welcome back everybody! On this weeks show we have the very talented writer/producer/actor Sam Bailey. We discuss her newest venture, her brand new web series, You're So Talented! You MUST check it out! Lucy Wak is finding that being a lesbian helps when she is making dicks, and she's okay with that! Shea is getting fit for the winter, she gets things a bit backwards. Finally I try to expl...

We have Adam Silver, for real this time, and this show is all over the damned place. We share stories of bros and boylesque, racist Grindr, and the real life struggle for a booty that just needs top pop. We also weigh in as a group on fat kids and candy, weed smoking in hotel rooms, and how we all don't buy that bottoming causes cancer, fuck you Canada! There's so much more if you can beli...

Happy Halloween everyone! This week Rachael is back! We discuss so many things today! My favorite was when we discussed how it is always 80 degrees in Los Angeles, and how that really gets stuck in certain craws. I manage to ruin a surprise, as per usual! We find out what Rachael did on her birthday, Lucy's long jury duty experience, and Shea watched a movie and felt things. All this and our l...

This week my new friend, writer/producer, Todd Masterson joins the crazy, and by God it actually worked! This week the Catholic church doesn't agree with their mascot, gays are STILL BAD! Uber isn't always a pleasant ride, more reasons never to go to Arizona and so much more. As always, stay till the end for our fabulous listener questions followed by our mediocre advice! www.thetonysotosh...

We are back. Due to technical difficulties, which basically means I didn't do a ton of things right, we took last week off. So sorry to Adam Silver, he came and was great, but there isn't any proof to that. We will have him on again soon! This week we chat about Red Bull NOT giving people wings, Ebola is less important than soup, the Catholic church can suck balls and of course our listene...

This week we span the country! I'm of course reporting from sunny LA, my girls Shea, Lucy, and Rachael holding it down in Chicago, and AB SOTO pays us a visit straight from Brooklyn to promote his latest Kickstarter campaign to fund his NEW album! In addition we take on the story of Amanda Hamm the woman who was involved with the death of her three children, has just lost 3 more kids to DCFS i...

I'm back and thrilled that I am officially getting my life in sunny California, but of course I'm missing my girls in Chicago! Isn't SKYPE AMAZING?!? This week we just hit the ground running, chatting about the late, great Sheldon Patinkin and the void that is now in the theatre community. NFL needs to start back at the basics, "no hitting off the field." T.A.T.U is still a thi...

Tony really is the glue that keeps this sinking ship together, but unfortunately he is in LA living like a squatter until his shit arrives from bumfuck Indiana! So since he doesn't have internet, Lucy Wak, Shea Coulee, and Rachael Sanders check in with the children in this weeks episode! They chat about Beyonce (duh), Joan Rivers, and how Lucy won't eat ass, but she's down to "sque...

The time has come everyone, this is my last show in Chicago. Though it turned out to be a botched attempt at a remote show it ended up being pretty cute. I am so sorry to Lucy Wak for not being able to join us because of technical difficulties. Shea, Rachael and I however welcome the the unbelievably HIGHlarious Nicole Paige Brooks to the show! We discuss the ice bucket challenges, jars of dicks,...

This week Rachael is in for Lucy, and Joey Grant joins us! Joey had the pleasure of being my business partner for 3 years! He has a new project www.transtechsocial.org, check it out and support him! We also talk about bad kids and pie, Kimye and and their fake marriage, Beyonce, and what would you do if your mom caught you jerking off, and called the police! www.thetonysotoshow.com

We have the Double Diva in the "studio" this week and she brings all the kankakee wisdom to the show! We discuss her budding romance with a barista, Tony got an apartment in LA, Shea has come out three times to her mother, and Ms. Lucy Wak got to experience Salt-N-Pepa all this and hot topics and listener questions! www.thetonysotoshow.com

The excitement just keeps on happening here at The Tony Soto Show! We welcome back Rachael Sanders once again because we all love her so much! This week we talk about the fall of the House of Carter, the marriage is OVER, love has FAILED, but the concert was hot as FUCK! Also, fat or pregnant, say "no" to ugly babies, and lets all just get high already! All this and more, and of course our...

We welcome the brilliantly talented Bethany Thomas to the show this week and she gets comfortable REAL quick, listen in as she calls Tony out for being a flake immediately! This week we discuss our sassy black ladies that live inside us, which former Destiny's Child singer is sleeping in the woods, Bobbi Kristina smokes the ganja (allegedly), and sex stuff...PLENTY of sex stuff! www.thetonysot...

On this weeks episode Tony shares stories from his last trip home. We learn that dysfunction isn't something you get used to. In other news, OITNB is NOT being canceled, Belgium girls are the worst, a compliment is a compliment even if it's a robot giving it, and so much more! www.thetonysotoshow.com

Rachael is BACK! This week we talk about the Fourth of July in Chicago, and the weekend game of "Fireworks or Firearms," a California nanny squatted and got away with it, 16 year old Vine celebrities are still just stupid kids, drinking pee can get you fired, and so much more! www.thetonysotoshow.com

Well, we survived Chicago Pride, and we hope you did too! This week we share our Pride stories, we discuss how women aren't people and probably never have been, it's cool to eat at KFC again, Lindsay Lohan will not rest till she ruins EVERYTHING, and The View is making some major changes! These stories and of course our fabulous listener questions! www.thetonysotoshow.com

Well it finally happened, The Tony Soto Show has hit rock bottom! This week we welcome Trannika Rex to the show for the "first time," and she keeps it just as mediocre as ever! This week we discuss Chicago's Pride Fest, where we just so happened to have opened for Jennifer Hudson! Also we chat about how Lana Del Rey wishes she was dead, and Francis Bean calls her out! Should teachers h...

Our good friend Rachael Sanders is BACK! This week Tony follows up on his "photoshoot" and tells the world he abused drugs over the weekend, Rachael rides bikes naked, Lucy is a career girl, and Shea is tired of Tony ditching her for trade. These stories and SO much more! www.thetonysotoshow.com

This weeks episode is all about YOU! You keep listening and sending in some of the most brilliant and hard to believe questions we've ever read, so we are dedicating another whole show just to our favorited listener questions! Tiger Lily joins us again, Tony proves to still be occasionally problematic, Lucy is no stranger to "sexy texts" and "Ol middle of the road" Shea is stil...