The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Hey guys and gals, it's time for "The Best of Poddy Break... so far?*". We don't even know how to describe this. It's just a menagerie of ridiculous clips, characters and voices, failures and fruit. Caleb and Aaron are here to guide you through the veritable promised land of podcast stupidity. LET'S DO THIS!!! Tweet us @poddybreak Get your Tim Tickets at http://timhawkins.net/pages/tour-dates  Lea...

Bob Smiley is back! Tim and company chat with Smiley B about real country music and what water tastes like. Tim learns that it's fun to stay at the IMCA and sings a song about a bucket. Caleb professes his addiction to animal crackers and Bob learns how to speak Spanish in a sauna. Also on this episode: Ikea man calls in. Freight does impressions of muppets. Tim has an awkward moment with a transg...

It's time for Poddy Break: Snack Edition… Tim and the crew chow down, and we're piping it straight into your brain! On this episode, we meet Bugle preserver, Brian Henry Thomson. Caleb and Cheese (Merch Manager Matt) discuss the last time they cried. Freight impersonates a Canadian while Caleb sings Taylor Swift. Tim talks about Satanist Youth Camps and how Frosted Mini Wheats brought down the Vik...

The awesome Michael Jr joins us on the podcast this week. Tim, Michael Jr, John Branyan and Caleb figure out that Craig isn't on the bus. Tim LOVED Michael Jr in God's Not Dead, even though he wasn't in it. Michael tells us to put our Mom's hands up. John Branyan tries to get free eggs from a bunch of roosters. Michael has a theory about pet names, and Tim pays top dollar for dogs without baggage....

THE RETURN OF SPOILED RICH KID… This episode is a special one, because Tim, his kids, Spencer, Olivia (Livi), Levi, and Spencer's new bride, Keagan are all along for the ride. Spoiled Rich Kid kicks things off, and educates Caleb on bidets. Tim gets a flip phone, and gets upset when people eat his macadamia nuts. Levi's hair looks like Twitty from Even Stevens, and family friend Brock gets mauled...

Show me that smile, again… Because it's time for another Poddy Break! This week, we've got the amazing Kirk Cameron! Tim is concerned for Kirk's disheveled appearance. Kirk suggests that Tim should take a turn on Dancing with the Stars, and Tim blames Kirk for his haircuts in the 80s. Friend of the show, Gary King, asks a serious question, and Tim gives a terrible answer. Then Kirk asks a serious...

We havin' a poddy up in here! Tim welcomes comedian Taylor Tomlinson. In this episode, Caleb and Tim faceswap, while Freight gets crazy with emojis. Taylor teaches Tim a new word. Mozart gets insecure about his age. Taylor and Tim swap bad emcee introduction stories, while Caleb lights a candle for Kari Jobe and the Saint Louis Blues. Also: Tim bursts onto the country music scene, unbeknownst to h...

Dust off those record albums, and get ready to trip the light fantastic. Woohoo! Tim teaches Freight how to read. Caleb adds every movie in existence to his watchlist. Aaron's rescue dog barks at golfers. And Freight punches Aaron in the face. Also in this episode: Tim and Aaron geek out on record albums and the difference between analog and digital. Caleb loses his mind for Hot Cocoa and learns s...

Branyan is back! In this episode, Tim and Caleb metaphorically hold hands in laughter. John Branyan reveals his wrestling persona, and finishing move. And, Tim's music producer, Aaron Willis, chimes in with his virtual reality roller coaster experience. Tim eats a bouillon cube. John ponders putting vanilla behind his ears. Caleb becomes a comedy goalie. And Siri clearly has no idea who she's talk...

Wow, we're all over the map on this one. Jonnie has a canker sore, Tim laments his skin tags, and Caleb finds a bag full of beard in the medicine cabinet. Tim reminisces about the time he got a mouthful of mustard at La Petite Academy, and then Tim and Jonnie fall down the rabbit hole of Professional Wrestling. Also in this episode: Tim knocks himself unconscious at a prom alternative. Jonnie slid...

Whew buddy, this episode of Poddy Break is chock-a-block with ridiculousness! Tim and fellow comedian Jonnie W relive the days of backwards masking, dare each other to say goofy words on stage, and watch pimple popping videos together. Also, Caleb gets swole, Freight steps on a landmine, and Carey the Bus Driver recounts his tales on the road. On that twitter game @poddybreak Get more of Jonnie W...

This very special episode features the Rockshow Road Crew. Get to know Caleb, Freight, & Matt (Queso) as Tim delves deep into the psyche of the group. Listen to Sweet Child of Mine sung by a bodybuilder. Enjoy as Freight runs down his must see TV list, and the gang tries to figure out what's up with AC/DC. The IHOP waitress needs help remembering milk, the crew deals with Facebook Live, and Tim pl...

Ready for a Poddy Break? In this episode, Tim gets stuck in a glue trap, twice. Bob Smiley takes a tortilla shower and meets Merle Haggard. Caleb and Freight profess their love for hard boiled eggs and asparagus. Meet the crew, and learn everyone's bathroom warning sounds. Get to know the new tour bus mascot, Charlie the Mouse!   Hit us up on twitter @poddybreak   Get more of Bob at: http://bobsmi...

Grab a couple of cheesesticks, and listen as Kenn returns to avenge his lost episode!! Tim ponders funny doctor names. Kenn and Caleb make it weird. Learn how Freight and his wife got their nicknames. Kenn and Tim tell "The Belt Story", and Kenn makes a midnight run to Walmart. Oh yeah, and FREIGHT SINGS!!!!! FO REALZ!!! #RoadDogTurnsSongBird Also on this episode: "Who's Pandra?" and "Try a delici...

Oh boy! It's time for another Poddy Break. John's dad dials a telephone and flies a kite, while Tim accuses Ted Cruz of eating off brand cereal. Caleb is relieved of his title as Water Expert, and Tim zip-a-dee-doo-dahs himself into an electric scooter. Also in this episode: "Who invented the microwave?" and "A Day at the Pigeon Factory". Hit us up on twitter @poddybreak Visit John's interwebs hom...

Tim welcomes artist and long time friend, Laura C. They discuss songwriting, verbal vomit, bossy songs, and Ironman figurines. Tim's wife, Heather, and Caleb are along for the ride. A British guy reads country music lyrics, yorkies attack, and Tim looks up cathartic in the dictionary. This episode features Laura C's song "Broken Open" from her album "The Gift of Brokenness". Get more of Laura C on...

Listen in as Tim and long time friend John Branyan discuss John's wardrobe, bringing a clothes dryer on stage, and what Batman villain, Bane, has been up to lately. Also, Jack Hanna lets a puma loose on the bus, Freight tries to stave off the black plague, all whilst John dotes on his grandchildren. Don't forget to tweet the guys your comments, questions, and alternative uses for baking soda at @p...

In part two, Tim and Bob delve into why B's are funnier than R's, how to field dress a deer, and the Wiggle's Greatest Hits. Bob also talks about his recent divorce, his new role as a single parent, and reading the fine print for online dating profiles. Caleb and Jackson, Tim's youngest son, are along for the ride. See more of Bob at: http://www.bobsmiley.com Bob's twitter: @bobsmileycomic Also, s...

In this episode, Tim and Bob talk Beach Body workouts, "marrying ketchups", and how to get free tube socks on the road. Bob gets a deal on a $12 microphone and fashions his own shower curtain rings. Also Tim's son, Levi Hawkins, channels his inner "rich kid". Get more of Bob at: http://bobsmiley.com/ On twitter: @bobsmileycomic Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn m...

In part two of Tim's time with Daren, we learn why potato starch can ruin a friendship, and the ebb and flow of comedy on a cruise ship. Tim analyses what makes comedians tick and how much fruit is too much for a caveman. Get more of Daren Streblow at: http://darenstreblow.com/ Twitter: @darenstreblow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices....

Tim chats it up with comedian and radio show host Daren Streblow. Tim and Caleb haggle over how to make a good cup of coffee, all while mocking Daren's attire. Listen to the personal struggles of finding a hat that fits and what happens when you lose the joy in your spiritual life. I bet you weren't expecting that last bit. Get more of Daren Streblow at: http://darenstreblow.com/ Twitter: @darenst...

Whoopsie! You know when your computer goes all haywire, and you lose all your files, and you eat a pint of ice cream while weeping softly to yourself and watching old episodes of "House Hunters"? Okay, well most of that happened, and now, we can't release what would have been episode two. So, grab a bowl full of Chunky Monkey, keep a stiff upper lip, and head on over to episode 3! It's available n...

It's the inaugural episode of Tim Hawkins' Poddy Break. Tim is joined by long time friend and comedian Kenn Kington. They wax poetic on direct mailers, YouTube vs Facebook, connecting with the audience and the best way to make a three bean salad. Check out more of Kenn at http://www.kennkington.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...