The Tim Hawkins Podcast

This week, there was some miscommunication between Gerbs and Levi… we’re down to a foursome. Caleb wants to be paired with Bob during a zombie apocalypse. The crew gets a call from Nessy’s handler, Scotty McCracken, via Siri. Tim’s garage is the colon of the house. What IS Bigfoot? Aaaaaand Tim has a big secret.     WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak!   Social Meeds:   Email: poddy...

This week, Dustin hates Disney. Tim has an epiphany about a new life change. The crew recounts odd show day memories. What’s your fav fried chicken? A fight breaks out after the Sunday night show. Aaaaaand the crew gets a late night craving for PB&Js.   WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak!   Social Meeds:   Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybr...

This week, the crew starts the show without Tim. Jonnie breaks down a conspiracy theory. Tim talks to God about his golf clubs. Tiger wins the Tour Championship. What does Freight even do here? What is John Cougar saying? Aaaaaand Mark’s drops have taken the show to a whole new level.   WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak!   Social Meeds:   Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitt...

This week, we have a VERY IMPORTANT update on dancing gym chick. Freight and Dustin wrestle backstage during the show. The guys analyze IMDb’s top 10 movies of all time. Is Jerry Seinfeld universally funny? Tim gets second-handed compliments from fans. Caleb’s baseball team doesn’t care about winning. Dustin’s hot take is interrupted by fruit snacks. Aaaaand practical joke stories galore.   WE HAV...

This week, we’re playing Mark karaoke. Jonnie hits someone else’s golf ball on the fairway. People keep calling Caleb Tommy Fleetwood. Freight can’t say “golf”. Caleb wants to get Carey the bus driver on the show. What do we do for the 100th episode? Aaaaand Tim feels like he’s in the womb at Costco.   WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak!   Social Meeds:   Email: poddybreak@rockshow...

This week, we have drops. Caleb’s never heard the word “parishioner”. Bob puts ketchup on burritos. What’s Naked’s real name? Tim’s crushing the Boston accent. Bob is terrified of heights. Aaaand Freight nearly falls out of his chair.     WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak!   Social Meeds:   Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak Learn more...

This week, we’re clapping for Maddoux. Freight’s been bullying Dustin all weekend. Levi misses his stage call because he’s practicing his golf swing. Tim is giving Dustin a generous amount of “high thigh”. Gerber loves facts about himself. Who’s the meanest person on the bus? Pooz has been favoriting Dustin’s tweets at midnight. Freight likes the band Skittles. Caleb doesn’t know anything about sc...

This week, a stranger disposes of an odd item in Branyan’s front lawn. Tim tries to clap his own hand. Is Office Space funny? Pooz hates when Caleb listens to metal music. Carrie Underwood gets violent in OUR version of Before He Cheats. Naked plays too much FartKnife. Freight doesn’t know what FartKnife is. Tim compares golf to the lying adulteress woman in Proverbs. Aaaand the bus has a minor (m...

This week, the crew wants to know what percentage of the listeners have seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Smiley says 80%. Caleb says 41%. Twitter will settle the debate. Caleb creeps on Bob and his girlfriend at the show. The bell ringing is out of control. Tim’s distracted by his phone. Everyone is fascinated by Judge Judy. Tim makes a new friend at the eyewear store. Aaaaand Tim knows all o...

This week, the listeners know the show better than we do. Smiley is back to self-promoting on the show. Caleb wonders if there are listeners that have never seen Tim’s comedy. Freight receives his own customized “Freight Flag”. Goose makes his first appearance on the show. What’s on the windowsill? Aaaaaand Tim wants to create a rating system for the listeners gifts.   WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW!...

This week, Levi’s brother Spencer salvages a plethora of cat poop for a Christmas gift. Freight is a gift party dictator. Jonnie joins the crew as the neighbor kid on Christmas morn. How old is Monty? Tim thinks Jonnie has a thumb head. Caleb receives a disappointing gift from a fan, whilst Freight is presented with the ULTIMATE benefaction (good word)!   WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @po...

This week, the crew encounters a twenty-two year old dog named Nigel! Levi tells the crew about “promposals”. Jonnie reveals that his favorite PB guest is Dustin. Are there too many superhero movies? Tim lived his own version of “A Quiet Place” at church as a kid. Aaaaand what are comics allowed to take jabs at? Enjoy!     Submit your relationship questions here!!!   Email: poddybreak@rockshowcome...

This week, Tim roasts Caleb for going to the hospital on the road. FREIGHT IS BACK. Daren’s friend Brian calls in. Caleb thinks George Beverly Shea sounds like he’s chewing a hamburger whilst singing. The crew gives relationship advice to a listener. Tim steps in the net as the comedy goalie. Daren gives scorching hot takes on Star Wars, and where did Alex’s nicknames come from?     Submit your re...

This week, Jean (aka “Lil Freight”) joins the crew! Dustin shares his in-depth knowledge of Paw Patrol. Caleb experiences a guy at the gym that is out of control. Tim wants to build his own gym with special etiquette. And Monty receives an embroidered towel as a gift from a fan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adch...

This week, the bus stinks. Tim is struggling to stay awake during movies. Caleb thinks the squatty potty is a game changer. Freight is King Kong with a plethora of nans, and everybody thinks he should give a hotel comfort masterclass. Finally, the crew wants to get dressed up to see Luke Bryan at Busch Stadium.   Follow us on Twitter! @poddybreak Email the show! poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Learn...

This week, Nekked (aka Monty, aka Gerber, aka Kevin) sits in! Tim has hot takes on Star Wars. Caleb thinks ranch can be used on everything. Branyan's chicken finger feud continues. Freight imitates Forrest Gump as Gonzo, Peter Dinklage grows once every year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Levi explores the potential of Cold Stone Steve Austin. Caleb is unsure if a pepper is a fruit. Freight's fame pulls people away from Bob's table. And Tim is in a Gospel trans.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WE’RE BACK! This week, Olivia calls in unexpectedly to talk about her love life. Tim has had enough of the machine nesters at the gym. Bob thinks Naked looks like a giant baby. Caleb googles the definition of a hole. And Freight sings Cat Scratch Fever as Gonzo. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The (extended) gang is here for our last episode of the year! This week, Todd, Jean & Aaron join from our TX office. Tim and Todd tell stories about Coach and Coach’s coach friends! Jean gets a visit from Nancy, the black cat. Todd wonders if there is such a thing as a male shawl. We recount our favorite dishes at the company Christmas party. And Pooz almost destroys a Target employee over a red b...

Kenn Kington is back on the show! This week, Todd calls into the show. Tim finishes the last shows of 2017. Freight goes on a bender. The crew says goodbye to Josh. We learn everybody’s favorite Christmas movies. And Tim loses his Christmas spirit because of too many Pentatonix songs. Also on this episode: Tim gets a typewriter. The gang introduces Kenn to the best version of “O Holy Night”. Rick...

John Branyan is BACK, and it’s time to get weird! This week, Tim counts people’s items in the express lane. Freight has an amazing Costco strategy. John is old enough to get away with petty crimes. Tim offends Jewish Vampires. And Caleb gets very upset when Freight eats his bison burger. Also on this episode: Tim’s elbow is filling up with water. Heather doesn’t put groceries in a bag. The gang th...

Dustin is back on the Poddy Bus!! This week, Tim gets everyone ready to podcast, and then just starts eating in the middle of the room. Dustin tells a regional joke that doesn’t land. Spoiled Rich Kid hears from his first potential female suitor, and it doesn’t go well.  Caleb tries to Google “Painted Baby Pictures”. And a Freight joke goes over the line. (You’ve been warned.) Also on this episode...

Bob Smiley takes a break from eating squirrel to go out on the road with us! This week, Tim has a solid salad. Caleb wonders if Missouri, as a state, uses too much ranch dressing. Bob gets kicked out of a cut-rate Bowling Hall of Fame. And Freight is PUMPED for some Hallmark Christmas movies. Also in this episode: Bob and Tim bleed on stage. Caleb dry heaves while looking at a bowler’s thumb. Frei...

John Branyan is in the house! This week, nobody can hear, and everybody wants reverb.  The gang talks fighting. Baby Josh has trouble speaking. Freight has a condition where nobody wants to listen to him. Caleb fields a bunch of questions from Twitter.  And there might be a flame thrower outside the bus. Also in this episode: Caleb wants to know what autumn in the park smells like. Tim fears the c...

The awesome Dustin Nickerson hops on the bus! This week, Tim tells a completely erroneous fun facts about Freight. Caleb starts a dialog about the dress code on the bus. Dustin kneels at the sight of Tim’s American Flag pants. Josh’s adulthood status is questioned. And Freight wants to gently rock Dustin like a baby. Also in this episode: Tim wants to journal but doesn’t. Joke thieves steal one of...