The Tim Dillon Show

Comedy EN ↓ 360 episodes

Tim Dillon is a comedian and tour guide. He’s very excited to give you a tour of the end of the world. Each week from a porch in Los Angeles he shares apocalyptic visions with his friends and berates a local diner.

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The Tim Dillon Show

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179: 179 - Sal Vulcano 22.12.2019 2:02:24

In this special Christmas episode, we play a holiday rant from an archived episode that is Patreon only titled "My Last Christmas" that was recorded last year. Then Tim sits down with the great Sal Vulcano of Impractical Jokers to talk his comedy beginnings, what it takes to make it, and how you will not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

178: 178 - Secret Society 15.12.2019 1:49:19

Reach out to Tim if you were in Skull and Bones or any secret society. On this episode, Tim and Ray discuss whether the human era is over, performing for Skull and Bones, and real Hollywood activism like Lizzo being a truther. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

177: 177 - Sober December 08.12.2019 1:32:44

Tim goes off on people's sick obsession with pets, having Kyle Kashuv on the podcast, navigating the holidays sober, what December means to him, and the greatest Christmas movie of all time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

176: 176 - The Florida Project 01.12.2019 1:57:21

Tim ponders the move to Florida, relays his Malibu Thanksgiving nightmare, trashes The Irishman, and remembers the people of a great Long Island dive bar from which he came from. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

175: 175 - Corporate Steakhouse 24.11.2019 1:12:41

Tim gets picked up from LAX and rants in the car about Chik-Fil-A, Kanye West merging with Joel Osteen, and his deep respect for a corporate steakhouse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

174: 174 - Brendan Schaub 17.11.2019 1:21:42

Live from Dallas, Texas, it's Brendan Schaub joining Tim today. They talk his own path in comedy, Brendan's personal life, the future of social media, the first time he did stand up, and discuss some controversial questions near the end. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

173: 173 - Shane Gillis 10.11.2019 1:40:38

Shane Gillis joins Tim in New York to discuss the SNL controversy, and stick around for the 30 minute patreon teaser where Tim discusses his potential presidential campaign and how he would seduce David Hogg. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

172: 172 - Long Island Wedding 03.11.2019 1:34:28

Live from the deck of the Safari Inn in Burbank, CA. Tim proposes comedy journalists should let him ghost write articles for them, and talks his high school Halloween shenanigans, getting stopped around LA trying to shoot the Epstein temple video, and what the perfect Long Island wedding would be. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

171: 171 - Brownie Boat 27.10.2019 1:35:05

Tim returns from Florida to record in a hotel in Burbank. He talks tracking down the brownie boat at Twistee Treat, the time he went to rehab, podcasting at Pervert Park, and then stick around after the second advertisement to hear a 30 minute bonus from Tim at Ben's house the following day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

170: 170 - Eat The Rich; They're Keto Part 1 20.10.2019 1:55:02

Tim and Ray podcast and drive in this mega 3.5 hour two part episode in a minivan across Long Island. They go from the North Shore, to the shack that Ray grew up in, all while swapping stories and avoiding the police. Part two is patreon only. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

169: 169 - We're The Dirtbags 13.10.2019 1:51:40

Tim recounts a winding tale through his past about the first time he tracked down his stolen phone, the future of the nation, and gets the record straight on people that make politics their personality. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

168: 168 - The Funniest Guy I Ever Met 06.10.2019 56:36

Tim talks going to Logan Paul's house, getting sober, how many of you need to get a life, and the funniest guy he's ever known. Live from the deck in Los Angeles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

167: 167 - Beach Corpse 29.09.2019 1:18:01

Live from the deck once again, except this time there's a woman thrashing around in the bushes while they record. Tim goes off on Nextdoor racism, the beachbody pyramid scheme, and why he loves funerals. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

166: 166 - You're A Disgrace 22.09.2019 2:05:02

Tim tells wild stories about fat raccoons, defending George Bush while coked up, and talks Chelsea Handler's new documentary on Netflix. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

165: 165 - Please Come Kill Us 15.09.2019 1:18:21

Patreon link below for bonus episodes. Live from New York, its Tim and Ray Kump in one of the greatest episodes to date. They try to call Better Help, recap a bizarre missed connection, and look back at a life wasted. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

164: 164 - Life In The Big City 08.09.2019 1:05:57

Patreon link for bonus episodes below. Tim rants beneath the LA sky on a hot summer night. He smokes and talks about loveless couple's Instagram vacations, Meghan McCain, the future of Tim's comedy career, and a very wise man from his past. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

163: 163 - How To Be Popular 01.09.2019 56:08

Patreon link below for bonus episodes. Live from the deck, Tim shares his wisdom on how to gain popularity in school and rise the ranks in society, even though most of you are probably shot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

162: 162 - Assland 25.08.2019 1:11:18

The Patreon is up! Link below! This week Tim broadcasts from the garage at 2 in the morning to talk about Songland, a funny idea he pitched with Mullen that got rejected, and yet another altercation at Swinger's Diner. It's war now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

161: 161 - The Los Angeles Liars 18.08.2019 1:41:38

The Patreon is up! Link below! Tim broadcasts from the deck and argues why it's virtuous to never tell the truth, rants on the Jeffrey Epstein case, and offers an apology to the Your Mom's House Network. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

160: 160 - The Ballad of The Fat Girl With The Clean Car 11.08.2019 1:06:19

Tim broadcasts from a bed in San Diego this week. He wants to smoke a rock with Marianne Williamson, offers a second look at OJ Simpson, and talks one of the great mythological figures in life, the fat girl with the very clean car. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

159: 159 - Bomb Disney World 04.08.2019 1:36:44

Live from the porch! Tim goes off on people going to Disney World, smoking weed in your mid-thirties, and his parent's divorce. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

158: 158 - Leaving Hell 28.07.2019 1:22:30

Ray Kump joins Tim this week in New York. Tim rants on people taking their food to go, his insane friends, America crumbling, and the soullessness of LA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

157: 157 - Cancel Your Family 21.07.2019 1:17:48

Coming to you live from the porch to discuss a Taco Bell altercation, Boomers, Tim's venture to see Epstein, and what Gary V got wrong. We are being shadow banned. Please follow TimJDillon on Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

156: 156 - Some Of Our Faves 14.07.2019 1:01:40

Live from the porch once again! Tim rants about Epstein, thot comics, and sings some tunes for the fans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

155: 155 - Death By Chocolate 07.07.2019 1:10:27

Live from the porch in Los Angeles! Tim talks the milkshake wars, his return to Swingers diner, Billie Eilish, and Louie's appearance at Skankfest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices