The Tim Dillon Show

Tim discusses the flash mobs at Louis Vuitton and Nordstroms, a woman self named "Morning Star Bear", and why Austin, Texas may be the most expensive city in the United States. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UNDERWEAR: Order with PROMO CODE Tim...

Tim Dillon, driving through the hills of Texas, shares some Thanksgiving wisdom to navigate your wonderful family this holiday season, and breaks down the history of Ghislaine Maxwell, a woman wrongfully accused, now up against a brutal and unforgiving judicial system. Happy Turkey Day. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdi...

Live from New York, Tim recaps a feud he had with a cast member at Saturday Night Live, discusses the rising popularity of the "anti-work" movement, and Ghislaine's dark days in prison. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Special thank you to Luis and GAS Digital. Follow the lovely Shannon here: IG is...

Go fund me link for Nick: https://gofund.me/ceca307e Tim and Ray Kump discuss the University of Austin, the wonderful value of a college degree, and the different versions of themselves that could've been... Follow Ray Kump: https://www.instagram.com/raykump/ https://twitter.com/RayKump https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCSTrfwH6lIcujHO5TDVqCA https://www.patreon.com/RayKump Bonus episodes every we...

Tim Dillon discusses a cool party mother who loved her family maybe too much, what Mr. Zuckerberg has planned in the exciting virtual reality Metaverse, and millennials vs zoomers in the work place. Also Colin Quinn (Netflix, Comedy legend) calls in! Grab tickets to Colin's run of shows here at the Lucille Lortel Theatre (Nov 2-20): https://ci.ovationtix.com/32405/production/1075913 Bonus episodes...

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Tim covers it all this week from the Kellogg cereal strike, to a cell of serial killers across the United States. He also goes into Seattle banning halloween, Chappelle's new special (and Hannah Gadsby's retort) and why the city of Austin, TX will never stop surprising him. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.co...

Tim rips into the billionaires exposed in the Pandora Papers, how Katie Porter can change the world, Fauci's new documentary, and brings on a new sponsor, the great SteveWillDoIt from NELK. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows   ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UNDERWEAR: Order with...

Tim finally reveals he was up for a part in The Many Saints of Newark, rehashes a twitter beef he had this week, tries to wrap his head around a new show starring an Afghani Translator on CBS, and why exactly big directors are casting the children of dead legends. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows  ...

Tim is stalked by a woman in New York City, and gets the very mysterious and definitely real "Havana Syndrome" while staying at the same hotel as Harry and Meghan. He dives head first into the two chubby Southwest Florida boys planning a massacre at their school, and wonders why he doesn't have more mainstream success on respectable platforms like HBO. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.pat...

Tim goes into Meghan and Harry's Netflix adventures, a new show on CBS called "The Activist" (yes, it's real), talks about the first time he met Norm Macdonald, and talks Nicki Minaj, and the famous and rich in this classic episode. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows   ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUP...

This week Tim talks the new federal vaccine mandate, how feel good pieces in America have now become a horror, dives into the HermanCainAward subreddit, and explains the only thing Americans have left. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows   ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UNDERWEAR...

Live from sunny Los Angeles, California, in the temporary studio, Tim breaks some tragic news, gives the D'Amelio family advice to make their tv show a lot more interesting, offers the city of Malibu a word from the wise following a machete attack on a family, and gets to the bottom of why McDonald's ice cream machines mysteriously break. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/theti...

Tim discovers a scathing Yelp review from Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot, talks about a moment when you will accept your own death, Spike Lee re-editing his documentary about 9/11, and goes full motivational mode in this weeks episode. Featuring a brief call in from Jessa Reed: https://www.patreon.com/jessareed   Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on...

This week Tim explains why we should've never invaded, the next step for Afghan charities, why the Spirit of Q Is Alive In Palm Beach, Larry David and Dershowitz get in a fight on the Vineyard, and what our old pal Ghislaine is up to. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows   ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ S...

Joining us for the hour is the incredibly funny Raymond Kump from the podcast "Kump", to discuss pulling out of Kabul, what comes after the apocalypse, and why they want the government to put a chip in them. Follow Ray Kump: https://www.instagram.com/raykump/ https://twitter.com/RayKump https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCSTrfwH6lIcujHO5TDVqCA https://www.patreon.com/RayKump Bonus episodes every we...

Tim makes a huge announcement to start the show, explains why he's backing out of a deal with a family business, talks all the new celebrities moving to Austin and a strange commercial in Arkansas. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows   ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UNDERWEAR: Or...

We're back! Live from Los Angeles, Tim weighs in on Simone Biles, the makings of a great athlete, and an uplifting story between a father and son at Parkland. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows   ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UNDERWEAR: Order with PROMO CODE Tim ▶▶  https://www...

Joining us from New York City is the comedian Tim began comedy with, Kunal C. Arora, to discuss their early beginnings in Long Island, Call Her Daddy and Armchair Expert podcast deals, people moving back in with their parents, and why New York is no longer Tim's home.   KC's plugs: https://www.instagram.com/alldaykca/?hl=en https://www.alldaykca.com/   ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow S...

Live from a basement in the woods, Tim discusses an interesting double manslaughter case in Florida, straight celebrities taking advantage of the gay movement, and gets Ben to call a friend from his past. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows   ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UNDERW...

Tim has on Glenn Greenwald for an Independence Day special. Watch the fireworks fly as they discuss Julian Assange, JFK, 9/11, Trump resisting the CIA, and Glenn's encounter with the Brazilian Wandering Spider. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows   ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳...

Tim recaps a spider bite that got lawyers involved, beloved TV anchor Christopher Sign, Meryl Streep's future televised brawl, and interviews the legendary Jeff Garlin! Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows   ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UNDERWEAR: Order with PROMO CODE Tim ▶▶  h...

Tim calls his father after not speaking for awhile to wish him a Happy Father's Day, talks The Book of Mormon's woke corrections, Hunter Biden's new life as a painter, and the new batch of Victoria's Secret Angels. Merch store is live: https://fakebiz.net Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬...

Tim makes a huge announcement, implicates Ben's wife and berates him, talks big momma's in the city, and interviews writer Bari Weiss. Follow Bari: https://twitter.com/bariweiss https://bariweiss.substack.com/ Listen to her new podcast: https://www.honestlypod.com/ Follow the great Lee Syatt: https://twitter.com/leesyatt https://www.patreon.com/leesyatt   Merch store is live: https://fakebiz.net B...

Live from the Bitcoin Conference in Miami, it's Jake Paul and The Winklevoss twins. They handle a few hecklers, talk Jake's career as a professional boxer, and where Bitcoin's price will be in a year. Merch store is live: https://fakebiz.net Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬...