The Tim & Chelsea Podcast

Did you ever eat dog treats even it was just once? The cost of Chelsea's medicine goes up! DDs 70th birthday is happening and we talk about that and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Did your own grill almost set your house on fire? Chelsea slays the weekends by sharpening her kids pencils. Tim and Jonah argue in the supermarket over some French bread! Plus, a shout out to the Girl Scouts. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What happens when you have too much wine but you still have to help with a school project? Chelsea had too much while helping Bridge. Jonah runs track and Tim loses it! We have the audio you are going to love! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

We share Tim's dog injury nightmare that happened last night! Did you experience a similar scenario? Have you ever been randomly searched in the airport? And if so, what were they trying to find?!? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Tim has a volume battle with his daughter! Chelsea couldn't find her kids at school. We ask you: how old must your kid be to shut off their Life360? Plus, we play more Scattegories! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Chelsea might have slept on the couch. Bridge hits a grand slam in his recent playoff! Jonah did his track meet. How did he do? And have you ever gotten a ticket in your own neighborhood? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

You won't believe what Chelsea did at her kids Book Fair! We play more You Should Know This. Bruce joins the show and all more on today's episode! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Bridge wants to buy his teacher a diamond necklace for her birthday. Tim makes fun of a show that is liked by both his daughter and Chelsea. Did you ever see someone absolutely own something? Plus more on this show! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What strange thing did you find in your car? More specifically, what animal crawled in your car? Chelsea loves In & Out Burger and wants to find something similar here. Plus, Bruce joins the show with his big fear story! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Tim found something in his backyard and thought it was an alligator. Bo went crazy on a kid who was talking smack about Bridge. What was something you worked on but didn't get to enjoy yourself? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

We play some more Watch Ya Mouth! Bo and Chelsea text each other some plant pics. We discuss how hot our marriage is. Tim makes fun of Cayden's prommposal. And Jonah's team competes at track. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Tim tells us about the time he had a friend that pretended to be dead to get away with not paying taxes. In similar fashion, Chelsea tells us about a friend who buried a truck for insurance. Plus an update on Cayden's motocross crash. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Some gators make Tim's fishing trip unbearable! Bridge and Jonah has some sporting events to share. Bo makes a friend at FedEx and invites him to use the old plunge? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Chelsea starts off the show apologizing to Google. What is the one time you had to confess to your spouse over something you did? And did anyone win the lottery this time? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

We all impulse buy. What is one random purchase you made from impulse purchasing? Haley drops out of college to be a social media influencer and wants to call her mom to tell her. Are your kids addicted to bath bombs? Chelsea's kids are! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

A cop pulls you over for speeding. How do you handle the ticket? Have you ever seen your neighbor naked? Plus, Cami tells us about the time she ran into her ex at RRU! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

We discuss some Easter candy. Plus we check out Kelsey's new outlook on dating. This and more on today's episode! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Did Jonah get into the summer air academy? Listen to find out! Chelsea is not happy with Cayden's choice for a tuxedo for prom. Bridge catches a line drive to the face! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Chelsea spends a self-care day involving Friends & McDonald's! Where does your dog sleep? We check in on Rachel's neighbor Thomas. Her dog nipped him and it blows up on social media! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Vail builds a pillow fort. What happens next? Which random item did you bring on vacation? And some horrible news... Tim's rat comes back once again!! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Is stealing a friends baby name okay? Can anybody be an astronaut now? And what is up with Kate Middleton? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

College is something most of us go through, including Cayden, who recently went to visit his cousin. What was your first experience with college? Chelsea cries while going bathing suit shopping! TA talks about the most ridiculous example of parenting he saw at a store. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jonah does his first track and Tim goes crazy! Which random thing did you bring home with you from Costco? And we share an update on coworker Diana finding her sister. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Happy Pi Day! Chelsea spends her time helping find a coworker's lost sister. Jonah is finally ready to race! Has your dog ever eaten something bizarre? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What do you do when an older girl asks you out to prom? Cayden finds out. Have you ever burnt yourself out doing something? And what booked plans are your kids doing for Spring Break? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .