The TexTenn Podcast

How far would you go to cheer on your kid's team? Even if it meant embarrassing them in the process? In this week's TexTenn episode, Keith shares the hilarious story of showing up to his daughter's soccer tournament in a full inflatable turkey costume, only to discover that the one person who didn't find it funny… was his daughter. What started as a fun idea quickly turned into a viral moment, rai...

Have you ever met someone who claims to be a left-handed driver? Clay has and it sends him and Keith into one of the funniest debates they've had in weeks. From a FedEx encounter gone sideways to questioning whether "left-handed driving" is even real, the episode kicks off with pure TexTenn chaos and laughter.  Things take a more serious turn when the conversation shifts into America's health insu...

🎄 Ever gone all-in on Christmas decorating? Only to end up limping away from it? In this episode of TexTenn, Keith shares how prepping for the holidays led to a painful (and slightly hilarious) knee injury while hauling nine full-sized Christmas trees out of the attic. Clay can't help but laugh along as they talk about the chaos of early Christmas setups, the aches of getting older, and how festi...

Ever been schooled on tech by your own mom? 🤔 In this episode of TexTenn, Keith and Clay kick things off with laughter and a little humility as they talk about the moment Keith's mom showed him an iPhone feature he didn't even know existed. From iPhone "send later" tricks to CarPlay resets, the guys share a few tech discoveries that might just save you from your next gadget headache. 📱💡 Of cour...

Some stories start with good intentions… and end with cigars, chaos, and a few questionable choices. 😅 In this episode of TexTenn, Keith and Clay swap tales of football frustrations, dad-life misadventures, and moments that didn't quite go as planned. From a middle school "business mogul" getting his 3D-printed fidgets confiscated to a legendary cigar story that went horribly wrong, it's one laug...

What do football rivalries, 3D printers, and a looming Texas water crisis have in common? 🤔 Absolutely nothing! Unless you're hanging out with Keith and Clay on TexTenn! In this episode, the guys bounce from Saturday game-day highs and heartbreaks to small-town laughs and local frustrations; all with that signature TexTenn mix of wit, honesty, and Southern humor. 🏈💬 From the excitement of gifti...

How far can passion and persistence take you even when life throws unexpected challenges your way? 💪 In this inspiring episode of the TexTenn Podcast, hosts Clay Blair and Keith Heavilin sit down with Randi Hamlyn, founder of Indigo Lane, to talk about how a simple leather tote bag turned into a thriving Texas-made brand loved by customers across multiple states. Randi opens up about her journey...

Is common sense making a comeback? 🤔 In this week's episode, Clay and Keith dive into one of their most candid conversations yet. From football fields and family moments to the bigger questions shaping American culture today. 🇺🇸 They kick things off with laughs over the Tennessee vs. Mississippi State game and a little Cubs baseball pride, but things quickly turn deeper as they discuss Pete Hegse...

🎙️ What happens when SEC football, national headlines, and real-life stories collide? In this week's episode of TexTenn, Keith and Clay dive into everything from Tennessee's football schedule and Lane Kiffin drama to surprising news about Tylenol studies and the powerful message from Charlie Kirk's memorial service. 🏈 The guys kick things off with their usual back-and-forth on college football, d...

What does it mean to carry forward someone's legacy after they're gone? 🇺🇸 Clay and Keith open this week's episode reflecting on the aftermath of Charlie Kirk's assassination and the impact he left behind. From thousands of students stepping up to start new chapters to people being inspired to return to church, they share how his influence continues to ripple through communities and families acros...

We've never done an episode like this. This was one of the hardest episodes we've ever recorded. We honestly didn't know if we should have even recorded it. But this one really hit us hard. Last week, Charlie Kirk was assassinated at a public event that happened in Utah. It was supposed to be an open for all public dialogue where people are allowed to ask questions, to speak what's on their mind....

What kind of world are we living in where a simple video game can open the door to something much darker? In this episode, Keith and Clay dive into the unsettling reality of online gaming, parenting challenges, and how technology has reshaped childhood. From Roblox to real-life dangers, they ask tough questions that every parent should be thinking about. 👀🎮 But this isn't just about gaming. Alon...

What a weekend! 🏈 The first games of the season are in the books, and college football week one gave fans plenty to cheer, debate, and laugh about. From unexpected losses to big wins, the stage is already set for a season full of twists and turns. Clay and Keith break down the drama, starting with the Texas Longhorns' rough night against Ohio State and Arch Manning's bumpy debut. They also share...

✈️ What's worse than a long flight? A long flight that turns into four planes, five airports, and endless delays. In this week's TexTenn episode, Keith relives his nightmare trip with American Airlines; from missed connections to malfunctioning brakes, and why he might just stick with Southwest next time. But travel woes aren't the only disasters on the table. 🪑 Clay and Keith dive into Cracker B...

✈️ Ever had one of those airport moments where TSA seems more interested in flexing their power than helping you get on your flight? Keith sure has and in this episode, he shares his unforgettable run-ins with airport security, including the time he tried to use his concealed carry permit as an ID. From baggage fees to first-class upgrades that cost less than coach, this episode dives headfirst in...

What's harder: winning at pickleball or figuring out why a paddle costs $250? 🏓 In this episode of TexTenn, Keith and Clay dive into their latest matches, from Blair's never-ending battle to keep the ball in bounds to the discovery that pickleball gear might be more expensive than their first cars. And yes, they still can't agree if it's the paddle or the player that's the real problem. The conve...

Ever swung a knife at a fly and ended up in a workman's comp conversation? 🪰🔪 In this episode of TexTenn, Clay Blair recounts the hilariously painful story of how a rogue insect, a hamburger, and a kitchen knife collided to create one of the most chaotic lunch breaks imaginable. Keith and Clay also dive into updates on family, sports, and their latest adventures; from Clay's finger injury and hi...

What happens when your kids are more competitive than prepared? 😅 In this episode of TexTenn, Keith and Clay dive into the chaotic world of coaching youth sports, where emotions run high and the vertical jumps are… embarrassingly low. Keith shares his experience coaching his daughter Annabelle's basketball team; complete with hot gyms, missing players, and a halftime speech for the ages. 🏀 Meanw...

Ever spent $450 just to wait in line all day at a theme park? Or staged a fake silent treatment just to mess with your coworkers? In this episode, Clay and Keith return after a summer full of chaos, laughs, and a little bit of jet lag. From Florida to Tennessee and everywhere in between, they're catching up on all the wild stories that piled up during their time off. Clay recounts his whirlwind tr...

What do you do when your kid gets handed a fourth-place medal? If you're Keith's son, you toss it straight in the trash. In this week's episode, we talk about raising kids who can win with grace—and lose with even more of it. From hilarious sports stories to hard parenting truths, we cover the stuff that happens when you're trying to raise future adults… not trophy collectors. 💬 Keith and Clay go...

Ever tried to explain TSA rules, parenting fails, and school sticker scandals—all in one conversation? 😂 This episode is a mashup of hilarious personal stories, strong opinions, and genuine family moments you won't want to miss. Keith and Clay catch up on everything from awkward travel experiences (hello, diaper bag inspections ✈️) to overpowered teen store clerks and popcorn bag drama 🍿. Keith...

Is cancel culture finally losing steam? In this episode, we talk about how sharing your faith in public doesn't seem as risky as it used to, and honestly, we're glad to see it. Athletes, creators, even teenagers are out here repping Jesus without worrying about getting canceled. 🙌✝️ We bring up Tim Tebow (because how could we not?) and how he might've been a little ahead of his time. We talk thro...

Look, we tried to keep it focused, but when Siri won't cooperate, Caitlin Clark's out here breaking records, and this dad's baseball team still lost… you know it's going to be one of those episodes. 😅 Clay and I sat down to catch up, and it turned into a bit of everything, baseball updates (yes, this dad's baseball team still lost, again), Caitlin Clark doing things no one else in the WNBA has ev...

What happens when one of the hosts jokingly tries to quit the podcast… and the other decides they should switch lives for a week? 😂 That's exactly how this week's TexTenn episode begins, and from there, it only gets wilder. Keith and Clay get into a hilarious debate about communication styles, phone sleep settings, and why Clay refuses to use Do Not Disturb (spoiler: Keith is not okay with that)....

What do you get when you mix 100 men, one angry gorilla, and a Trump-as-Pope AI image? Yeah… we don't know either, but we sure had a lot of fun talking about it. 🦍💥👑 In this episode, we unpack some of the weirdest things floating around the internet right now—like whether 100 average guys could take down a silverback gorilla, or if Trump could technically become Pope (and if nominating yourself...