Terrace Podcast
The Terrace Scottish Football Podcast
Long running, twice-weekly Scottish football podcast which prides itself on covering the fortunes and misadventures of teams throughout the SPFL. With content and an attitude you won't find anywhere else, The Terrace is sometimes analytical, sometimes funny, mostly informal and always has a passion for the Scottish game.
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Jun 29, 2026
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Episodes
The Top 12 Full-backs - not sponsored by Mikael Lustig 14.03.2019 48:12
Joel and Gary get together for another Thursday Edinburgh podcast. The duo choose their top 12 full-backs. Does Mikael Lustig miss out? Who is Gary's surprise omission? Which player does Joel confess is love for? All these questions answered and some analysis as well. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choic...
What was the Celtic score? 11.03.2019 50:12
Thom, Andy and Craig Cairns run through the weekend Premiership action, including Ziggy Gordon's retirement match, a game so bad one of the Terrace podcasters left at half-time and Brendan Rodgers continuing to bullshit Celtic fans. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoic...
Trees, CCTV and the SAS 07.03.2019 47:17
Joel and Shaughan spend a Thursday night in each other's company to bring the third instalment of the patter list. There are fans in trees, balls thrown, balls kicked, crying players and burglars. There may also be some chat around episode one of the TV show. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...
The Natural Disasters 05.03.2019 50:18
The trio analyse the rate per minute of David Robertson's swearing and hear about Graeme's in-game diet before running through the Scottish Cup quarter-finals where Craig Cairns compares Inverness's management duo to a wrestling tag team. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/a...
The top 12 goalkeepers in Scottish football 28.02.2019 46:36
It's time for the start of our annual top 12 lists as Joel, Craig F and Duncan discuss, among other things, the right adjective for Zdenek Zlamal, which highly touted youngster has had an overrated season, why Gary Woods is definitely not in this year's list, and which new entry makes it into the top six. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more infor...
Wheel of Justice 25.02.2019 57:48
Graeme is joined by Craig Anderson and Andy Harrow as the boys review the weekend's action. They kick off with a resurgent (?) Dundee against a resurgent (?) Hibernian, as they try to figure out who is resurgent and who isn't. They check in on Rangers 5 goals from 5 different bodies, and some FUNNY at Celtic Park. They round it off with a perfect Graeme Shinnie game for Aberdeen, a discussion on...
Spiceworld! 21.02.2019 52:39
Graeme is joined by Rob and Andy for a Thursday PATTER POD. The boys work their way through a new feature, HOTTIES or NOTTIES, as they discuss what is currently hot, or not, in Scottish football...and other stuff. They follow this up with a tribute to Inverness Caledonian Thistle's incredible ability to draw games of football, by giving some of their favourite draws. Finally, as you'd expect, the...
How to beat Dr Robotnik 18.02.2019 57:13
Craig Anderson and Thom are joned by Craig Cairns to go through the weekend's Premiership matches, including Scott Wright getting the right loan move at maybe the wrong time, why Livingston might be relegated next season and why Alfredo Morelos isn't to blame for Rangers' faltering title challenge. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information....
CGT's bold prediction 14.02.2019 55:35
Shaughan, Craig G Telfer and Duncan discuss the relegation zones in the Championship and League 1 and who is in with a shout of promotion from League 2. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mortal Kombat McGinn 12.02.2019 52:58
Thom Watt and Robert Borthwick join Craig Anderson to discuss an exciting weekend of Scottish Cup football. The boys speculate on whether Scott Bain and Sam Cosgrove will ever get back to normal and discuss UFC's expansion into Paisley and Kilmarnock. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcast...
No pun intended 07.02.2019 52:07
Craig F, Joel and Gary look back on the midweek games by picking things they liked and disliked about the action. Like - St Mirren making 23rd minute tactical changes, Oliver Burke's form, the impact of January signings, Alfredo Morelos' finish, and the new sexy Motherwell. Dislike - Hearts-Livi, Hearts-Livi, Hearts-Livi Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privac...
Building Castles in the Sky 04.02.2019 1:00:31
Joel Sked and Duncan McKay stepped up to the plate for the Monday show. Instead of the usual round-up from the Scottish Premiership they went down a different path and picked out winners and losers from the weekend's round of fixtures. Plenty. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices....
Get with the programme Fife boy 31.01.2019 53:26
Craig F is joined by CGT and Gary to talk through Hamilton's new management team, the Scottish Cup replays (Dundee, LOL), the Scottish Championship title race, and the performance of the season at Hampden. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The Standard is the Standard 28.01.2019 50:47
Graeme is joined by Thom and Andy as they work their way through the weekend's action. The boys talk through the Rangers return to form, discuss Hibs at length both on and off the park, Celtic's quality and Accies' apathy. They round off the weekend's action with a discussion on whether hearts can win the league, Roarie Deacon v Motherwell and finally Aberdeen v Killie. Our GDPR privacy policy was...
Get the receipts 24.01.2019 47:38
Graeme and Andy are given a real treat, as Duncan McKay joins us from Edinburgh as the Ladbrokes Premiership returns to us! The boys have a quick-fire 12 team 'Hot-Take' extravaganza, as they give their searing takes on each of the 12 top flight teams; who is sorted, who is doomed, who is saved, and who is going to soar. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/priv...
Get the finger out! 21.01.2019 52:46
Craig F is joined by Joel and Shaughan to go over the weekend's Scottish Cup action. As is common in the competition there were no shocks to discuss. Not Auchinleck Talbot's win over Ayr United or Stenhousemuir's draw with Aberdeen or Raith Rovers thumping of Dunfermline's dunderheid defence. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn...
The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel 17.01.2019 53:32
The triumphant return of Shaughan and CGT has the guys talking through the Championship relegation battle, Arbroath's procession to the title, Stenhousemuir's struggles and things finally looking up for Cowdenbeath. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
I'm a big cult guy 14.01.2019 51:04
Graeme is joined by Thom and Craig as they decide which top flight teams, players and managers need to hit the ground running in the Scottish Cup (Falkirk fans can skip ahead), before delving into a new section; discussing the most memorable Scotland games. Some good, some unique, and one very very ugly. The boys round out the week's show with a quick list of lower league winners and losers. Ou...
Rolling out of a car and off a cliff 10.01.2019 48:01
Gary, Fowler and Joel join forces to discuss Dundee's... erm... 'familiar' signing policy, what's next for Hibs after a tough opening half to the campaign, Dunfermline getting rid of AJ and hiring Stevie Crawford, and finish on a discussion of Scottish football referees this season. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more abou...
GET THOSE SHOES OUT! 08.01.2019 58:24
Graeme is joined by Thom and Andy as they discuss the transfer window so far. Running through each of the top flight sides, they describe the good, bad and shrug of the transfer window so far. They round off the show as each of them pick their best U21 XI's. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
Festive winners and losers 03.01.2019 55:12
Andy and Thom are joined by Craig Cairns to run through the SPFL winners and losers of the festive period, including Halliday's redemption, Haring's hernia and the rise of the A-team. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Pre-contract offers your club should make 27.12.2018 49:00
Craig F and Joel combine to run through every team in the top flight and which players they should offer pre-contract deals to next month. Who the hell do you give to Celtic? Should Rangers go after a prodigal son? Is it impossible to find someone for Livingston? Is Lee Wallace washed? This, and much more... Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more in...
Jim Leishman coming down the chimney 21.12.2018 48:25
Graeme is joined by Rob and Andy to talk their way through anything but football. The boys put together their SPFL Festive XI (which gets tenuous), festive do me a solids, a Terrace Podcast secret santa, our now traditional Christmas carol before discussing our favourite Christmas films. Merry Christmas! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more inform...
Five long balls, silly little game 17.12.2018 57:37
Despite calls from a certain member of the podcast for the episode to be cancelled it went ahead with Joel, Duncan and Gary. Despite calls from a certain member of the podcast to discuss anything other than football, the trio reviewed the weekend action. Hearts were unfortunate to go down to Livingston in a game which had five goals, Hibs deservedly defeated a hapless Celtic side, Jordan Jones bod...
Didn't happen 14.12.2018 51:04
Craig F, Craig C and Joel look back at a big night in the Europa League as Celtic make it through and Rangers do not. After dissecting those games they turn their attention to Aberdeen 3-2 Livingston, before looking through the big topics of the week: Leigh Griffiths' break from football, Jamie Robson's racial awareness and Steven Davis' link with Rangers. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on Au...
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