The Temporal Trek Podcast

Happy New Year, you know at this point in life its important to know that some hurdles can be overcome with a little patience. Fortunately for Archer his issue is resolved in a matter of hours BUT he does miss movie night. Grab a pillow and turn down the lights as we enter our first few scenes of Star Trek Enterprise "Twilight" 2153.

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Twas the episode before 2022 Christmas (cos last week got bumped) Gralik Durr was talking Archers warpath got trumped. The Arborials are walking in a funny way, Dan's editing is awful we must say. Come one and all to the latest Temporal Trek Star Trek Enterprise "The Shipment" saves us from dreck. KEEP LISTENING to the END for a Christmas musical treat (if you can call it a treat)

Creepy guy with a Snow Globe! I know its snowy on lonely Scam artist mountain, but there was no way this was going to be our 2022 Christmas episode, so Star Trek Enterprise "Exile" is releasing early. Hoshi quite rightly shows a creepy Stalker the curb!

Vulcan Z,z,zombies!! and they want brains... no seriously some of them are just banging on doors with sticks; the rest seem pretty cognisant of their surroundings. T'pol looses her mind to Trellium D and Archer maybe has some residual monkey-man strength from Extinction? oh and has anyone seen Timmy?

The Reptillians defy the Council and send a mercenary spy on board Enterprise to collect bio data for their terrible new Bio-weapon project. This blurb makes the episode sound a LOT better than it actually is, Season 3 continues to disappoint as we see T'pol mind-assaulted AGAIN, the Enterprise is boarded and out matched AGAIN and wonder why E2 hasn't saved the day AGAIN!

Dan Hitch is the worst, the ABSOLUTE WORST! Send in the quarantine squad, set flamethrowers to maximum cos he made Dan Huckfield watch this episode on his Birthday week. What a terrible friend! What is an Urquat? and What is the point of this episode?

SPACE PIRATES! return, but not the same Space Pirates as Season 1 or 2, and certainly not Slime Monsters, sorry Nathan. We are back for a watch-a-long - from then Files of Temporal Trek with Special Guest Star Nathaniel Hitch. We get orbs, hockey pads, space wifi, airlocks and plenty of 'Angry Archer' but is it enough to make a good episode of Trek?

14 weeks into the mission in the Expanse this crew of two year veteran explorers finally make contact with... the MACOs. Oh yeah and some badly dubbed mining mafioso who, you've guessed it, abducts Archer. We, the audience, finally meet the Council of Xindi; and as our guest this week Nathan Hitch points out - it feels like Star Wars is in our Star Trek.

Dan and Dan look back over their journey through Enterprise Season 2: Looking at what we liked and what took more faith of the heart, Season 1 compared to Season 2, the fact we are half way through the long road, then talk about our hopes for Season 3. Do you agree with our opinions? Were we too harsh? Let us know.

Earth is attacked, and Star FLEET needs its one and only long distance ship (one of many in the FLEET) to spend weeks returning home to then spend days convincing Star FLEET that they should be the only ship to spend 7 weeks flying to a large expansive area of space called the...err... EXPANSE to spend months finding a species who attacked the Earth. Season 2 ends with an ominous tone, Duras loves...

Dan and Dan do a first watch-a-long episode together, but rather than it be a classic, galaxy shattering, timeless masterpeice we get... BOUNTY. oh ffs!! Its a lot of things we've seen before, and hope to never see again. Star Trek Enterprise "Bounty" is perhaps Season 2 in a nutshell?

Its a proper Temporal Trek viewing experience, where we will only watch the scenes set in 2153. For the rest of the episode we already watched in Season 3 of the podcast. Archer is reeling from a personal loss and he goes Dark Matter hunting with T'pol. Star Trek Enterprise "First Flight"

WE ARE THE *REDACTED* YOU WILL BE *REDACTED* I can't believe i keep getting *redacted* of for *redacted* sake, why can't i talk about *redacted* we all know about *redacted* in the future. FINE, enjoy this episode with cybernetic creatures in Star Trek: Enterprise "Regeneration" Another Solo Show.

This week is a Solo show and a watch-a-long. So line up Cogentor on Netflix as Dan Hitch tries to figure what the central story was trying to be? What was Trip thinking? and Why o Why o WHY did the writers try to make Stilton cheese sexy? This episode also deals with suicide, and the first three minutes provide several UK and U.S.A phone numbers and text services you can use if you ever feel the n...

Are Denobulans the bad guys? Does that fit with what we've seen so far? is this all Antaraan Propaganda? What the hell is a Spelly.... Speali.... Speellyotham(sp)? Dan and Dan look to build bridges over The Breach in our knowledge. As our Look through Star Trek Enterprise Season 2 continues. Intro music and jingles are music from FreeMusicArchive.org

We return after our 21st century detour (unless you are listening in order then you won't recognise a difference) And TRAVIS HAS SOMETHING TO DO! say whaaaaa?

Before Dan and Dan take the Long Road back to 2152, join us again to round up 2024 Picard S2 with the end of last weeks episode and review. This episode will play on the main feed and our Sister Show feed Nexus Nights.

With the Long Road still very much ahead, its still worth looking back at some of it in our rear view. Even if it has Precious Cargo and Seventh in it. Who will be a MVP? What tech achievements have appeared for humanity? Find out the answers and more.

After the Klingon Moon Praxis explodes the Chancellor of the Klingon Empire calls for peace talks with Ambassador Spock... Wait no this is the blurb from Season 4 2293. But hey all one big venture into Undiscovered Country this show, right? The Intro Music is by AudioBinger from freemusicarchive.org

Rerouting EPS grid Engaging Anti-Wisp Tachyon Grid. Pressing Record Welcome back listeners, i hope you've had a great week? Apologies for the troubles from last week we appear to have negated the issues from the Wisps and now we bring you the second part of our look at Star Trek Enterprise 'The Crossing' The Intro Music if by AudioBinger at freemusicarchive.org The Trouble with Tribbles music is f...

*weird alien wisp noise* Bloody Wisps are getting into the Zoom call... *wisp noise* Garrrrrrgh now they are in the coffee maker... *whacking noise of a fly swatter* There's another one.... Sorry everyone this weeks episode is having technical difficul.... *wisp noise* Hello Listeners, everything is fine, did you know youre the most beautiful podcast audience ever? *wisp noise* sorry folks normal...

The show ain't exactly playing a blinder 'ere, you'd think it would be all cushdy by now. Archer has been a right plonker and got himself abducted again, and like a wally Trip got taken along for the ride. Duckin' n divin', slip a guard a pony in his pocket and see if we can't see what "Canamar" has to offer (if anything). The Intro Music is by AudioBinger from freemusicarchive.org

It's an episode that looks bigger on the outside than it does on the insider, no wait, did i get that right? Oh yeah we've got Timey Wimey stuff, 4th dimensional thinking, bad decisions from crewmates (who should know better) and THOLIANS! It's tense as we go Back to the Future Temporal Cold War, a Future Tense you might say. The Intro Music is by AudioBinger from freemusicarchive.org

It's WAR! (for about 45 minutes) Antennae Blue Skins, Plain Pink Skins, Green-ish Pointy Ears clash. The Vulcans (a$$hole) are here to secure Paan Mokar. BUT the Andorians look to Stan for Waytan! So who else can be called to settle this but Ambassador Archer, the Vulcans (a$$hole) (who keeps saying that?) reluctantly let this meddlesome Captain negotiate a "Cease Fire".