The Tapes

You know who you are. You know you should be afraid. Live in fear... because we're on our way.

What happens when Bad People exist? Superpowers too? Well, you get a LOT of both in this episode...

The title says is all. Everyone is fake -Cole

Today on The Tapes, our lovely hosts talk about making something new... and continue to lose their minds. Check out To Kill Sun Fac on Spotify here: https://open.spotify.com/album/4OqVU7zLYW7uhGwhQw6YXZ?si=OxwDCNSYRsSNGzKwtegOEQ

Balls. Balls, Balls, Balls, Balls. Balls.

In this episode of The Tapes, There are some SICK weiners - take that as you may. There is also madness, and a few genuine conversations with your favorite hosts.

This is an a the episode of an a the tapes, where an a the hosts decide to be an a the stupid, just like this description.

Cole has moved on from his hateful ways and moved on - he is now one with truth and acceptance.

It's the apocalypse - and The Tapes are one of the few factions left. What will everyone do? Who will be left? Does Jesse count as part of us?

IT IS TIME FOR CAKE! The hosts have been waiting a LOOOOONG time for this... and to top it all off, Cole has NO IDEA what's going on...

WE GOT ON SOMEONE FAMOUS!!!!! Welcome Ice Fang everyone, known for some of his amazing albums such as Excelsior: Zero Celcius, Confidant, Just Like the Simulations, and Frozen Moments. We get into the weeds of their existence, and how much time it takes for the albums, and SO MUCH MORE!

Today, there are explosions. That is all, enjoy.

Cole is writing this right now and still feels sick, and this was a couple weeks ago. I think I'm gonna be sick...

Today, we have our favorite three hosts, Matt, Mason, and Cole. They talk all about memories of school, mobile games (for the 800th time), and spend a nice chat with their friend, Tanis.

IT IS FINALLY HERE! THE SEASON 2 FINALE OF THE TAPES HAS ARRIVED, AND WITH IT, MISCHIEF AND MAYHEM ENSUES!

This... is the season 2 interlude. After a HORRIFYING thing, that has only happened once before, we lost footage... and are forced to improvise. Cry with us, laugh with us, and most importantly, have an interlude with us.

Matt is hearing the rounds landing, but not hitting him yet. The slow rumble on the waves beforehand were soothing, now they scare him. This, is Matt's D-day...

Upon the horizon, a bass drum bellows. A trumpet blasts a note, and the tuba rumbles the ground. The band is arriving, and faster than you think. The sun may set upon a long day, yet the rumbles of the band marching onwards never ceases. Be Prepared, my friends, for the Band is Coming.

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Today, all of the hosts REUNITE to talk about DEATH... And how or when you will die, because you WILL die.

IT'S A SEASON 1 THROWBACK!!! Imagine; your hosts, back in their Season 1 forms? Well you no longer have to imagine! Now, you can simply enjoy your favorite three hosts, without all of the Mason crap. Enjoy!

The Tapes hosts come together to welcome Jesse back to the ring, and also to become one - as the Megazord of Nudity. Listen, and discover the power they hold...

Today on The Tapes our... three... hosts talk about marching band as well as schooling memories, and are eager to share just how dumb some teachers are, and just how amazing others are.

I'm scared. How did he get here. I'm so afraid. God help me, and the hosts of this episode.

Listen to this episode of The Tapes to find out who makes the best band names, more info about Peenor, and also some band stories from the good ol' days.