The Talking Ass

Our resident NFL masochist is here to deliver a completely ridiculous season preview with a focus on Fantasy Football, which is what really matters. We discuss strategies, player analysis and, most importantly, creative team names. Every team in both the AFC and NFC is discussed in exactly as much depth as they deserve, and advice is dished out to seasoned Fantasy deviants and newcomers alike. We...

Sylvia and Danny recount their harrowing corporate retreat next door to the infamous resort in Portugal from which Madeleine McCann was taken 18 years earlier. They also discuss their chances against a bulldog in Kung Fu and somehow it all relates to Lara Croft. Follow Talking Ass on your favourite platform and send your hate mail to talkingasspodcast@gmail.com or use the contact form on the websi...

Joseph Marshall is a pilot, aviation safety guru, drone expert and overall fantastic fella. He starts by sharing his personal experiences with the legendary Hulk Hogan and dissecting the success story of Florida hockey, after which we delve into the challenges and excitement of flying, drone development and aviation safety. Joey also bring us our first confirmed UAP sighting and shares his theorie...

The most important film of our generation was released last week and we will finally tackle it with the radiant Sylvia. And just to satisfy the exploration freaks and war perverts, there is some Kuril Islands chat as well. Listener feedback is ridiculed as usual. Follow Talking Ass on your favourite platform and send your own thoughts to talkingasspodcast@gmail.com or use the contact form on the w...

Christian Austin is a musician, criminologist, author and former prisoner and addict. He spent two decades of his life in the juvenile and adult prison systems before being accepted to the University of Cambridge. Christian recounts his traumatic childhood, early criminal activities, experiences in care homes, past violent behaviour, and the impact of addiction on his life. He also discusses his t...

Season 3 is here and we start by discussing some heavy news. The Prince of Darkness is no longer with us and, of course, Estonia is still crazy. But Sylvia has made plum jam, so perhaps it will all be okay in the end. Follow Talking Ass on your favourite platform and send your feedback to talkingasspodcast@gmail.com or use the contact form on the website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Talking Ass Podcast⁠ For exceptional w...

An actual listener, Laura, joins the show to challenge Danny with some tough questions! We cover everything from controversies in the world of metal music to the disgrace that is British housing (and taps, of course). Send your hate mail and legal threats to talkingasspodcast@gmail.com or use the contact form on the website: ⁠⁠Talking Ass Podcast | Real Talk, Raw Humor, No Filters⁠⁠ For exceptiona...

Talking Ass has received some concerning but ultimately unsurprising correspondence from the show's Legal Advisor. Sylvia attends a familiar workshop and struggles to keep her cool with Danny's unbelievably offensive jokes. Send your own hate mail and legal threats to talkingasspodcast@gmail.com or use the contact form on the website: ⁠Talking Ass Podcast | Real Talk, Raw Humor, No Filters⁠ For ex...

What is it like to have 5 presidents in 5 years? And at least as many in prison? Our Peruvian correspondent Susana is here to teach the Talking Ass ignorati about political turmoil in Peru, Inca legacies, and Nazca lines. She also reveals the truth about the death of Tupac and gives her best tips for Peruvian food and culture. Send your thoughts to talkingasspodcast@gmail.com or use the contact fo...

The website is live, click here! Talking Ass Podcast | Real Talk, Raw Humor, No Filters This week's emails are wild and Sylvia may have lost her mind. But luckily Danny tells a story with an important lesson to all. To hear a Dirty Johnny story as told by the greatest to ever do it, click here: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4gshCmZVAV8 Send your thoughts to talkingasspodcast@gmail.com For exceptio...

AI expert, big tech apologist and noted harbinger of doom Matt is back to dive deeper into the world of AI. This time we discuss the race to 'Superintelligence', comparing it to the atomic race and Project Manhattan. Matt also explains how data centres, still mostly powered by fossil fuels, will require gigantic changes in our energy infrastructure. Send your thoughts to talkingasspodcast@gmail.co...

Let's all escape the horrors of current events and delve into ancient alternatives to condoms! Sylvia takes us on a hilarious journey through various historical contraceptive methods, as well as the evolution of societal attitudes towards birth control. And there is of course ample silliness and filth. Chapters 00:00 Introduction, Mailbox and Puck That! 07:02 Exploring Love and Historical Contrace...

Our Middle East correspondent Yoni is here to explore the complexities of the Middle East conflict. We touch on historical perspectives, the humanitarian crisis in Gaza, the impact of misinformation, as well as the ethical considerations of military strategies. We also delve into the internal tensions within Israeli society and highlight the role of the Druze community. The conversation also touch...

In this episode, Danny and Sylvia explore a variety of topics ranging from sports updates to geopolitical tensions. They discuss a unique orange-themed village in Finland, share insights on the US Open tennis and golf events, and delve into the complexities of Kaliningrad, a Russian enclave in Europe. Basically, Sylvia watched a documentary and now she knows the world is going to end. *Correction...

Levaille is an artist based in Cleveland, Ohio who only wears the colour orange. It’s a form of healing from past trauma but also a fun and creative hobby and a source of artistic inspiration. We discuss the psychology of colour, the perceptions of orange in various contexts, including the workplace, fashion and branding. We also engage in some much needed silliness in the form of the 2025 Orange...

Racheli Aye (@racheliaye) is an adventurist and women's health advocate who has travelled to some lesser-known corners of the Earth. Join us on a fun ride in Russian cars and on motorcycles through various countries, including those often deemed unsafe. We discuss Racheli's journey from a successful career in FinTech to a life of adventure, emphasizing the importance of cultural encounters and the...

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Jake Abhau is a former Mormon missionary who left the church when his son came out as gay. He was kind enough to open up about his own journey as well as the complexities of Mormonism, exploring its history, beliefs, and cultural dynamics. In addition to revealing a few juicy secrets from the inside, we discuss the controversial figure of Joseph Smith, the legacy of Brigham Young, racism within ch...

John Stebbing is a retired lawyer and mediator with decades of experience in the complexities of legal conflicts, particularly focusing on mediation as a method of resolution. We discuss the evolution of mediation in family law and its growing importance in corporate and international contexts. The discussion highlights the emotional aspects of mediation, the importance of communication, and the p...

Benjamin Salles (the Nerd) and Kovi Rose (the Scientist) from the excellent podcast Science, Actually Presents : The Nerd and the Scientist are here to impart wonderful bite-sized chunks of k-nowledge, as the Beastie Boys once said. We start a with a teaser of Danny's appearance on their show followed by a full-length Talking Ass classic. Rest assured that Sylvia's fake science was thoroug...

Our special guest for this bonus episode, in addition to fan favourite Sylvia of course, is Jeffrey from the Jeffrey van Leeuwen Podcast. You can find his show on YouTube , Spotify and wherever you listen to podcasts. Make sure you catch Danny's episode! Send your thoughts to talkingasspodcast@gmail.com. For exceptional website building, SEO and incorporation services, visit ⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Evue - Sup...

No teasers needed - this time we dive straight into the Great Trans Sport Debate with the amazing Rowan, who is a scientist, wrestler, ice hockey player and public health advocate. We explore the complexities of the transgender experience, particularly in the context of sports and pro wrestling. In addition to fascinating stories from wrestling in small towns in Tennessee and Alabama, Rowan shares...

Danny is in trouble again and manages to upset all of Ireland, amongst other groups. Send your thoughts to talkingasspodcast@gmail.com. For exceptional website building, SEO and incorporation services, visit ⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Evue - Superior Web Solutions

Danny returns to his old ways and infiltrates a community only to find himself spellbound by their talent and personalities. Cadi Froehlich appeared on Season 7 of The Great Pottery Throwdown, a Channel 4 reality show that has helped revive the art of pottery in the UK. Find her art here: Cadi Froehlich The annual Talking Ass "art that we understand nothing about" award goes to Diane Gri...

In this episode, the elusive and mysterious Mark Wallace from ⁠Wallace Craft Chocolate⁠ recounts his journey from consulting and contracting tropical diseases in Africa to starting his own chocolate company focused on ethical sourcing and direct trade. In addition to the decadent details of the manufacturing process, we discuss the challenges faced by cocoa farmers, environmental issues and develo...