Dan Smotz

The System is Down with Dan Smotz

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Conspiracies, Politics, and Religion: Questioning Everything and Staying Uncomfortable

Author

Dan Smotz

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News

Podcast website

thesystemisdown.tv

Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

Two Scoops 24: Ragdoll Cheaters 18.11.2022

Start your morning off with a double kick in the pants, as Dan and Craig bring you the latest and most crucial stories in the news every Tuesday and Thursday at 7am cst, or whenever they feel like it. On the Docket: Woman’s ragdoll husband CHEATS Hogan’s fallen heroes For more Dan: https://thesystemisdown.tv For more Craig: https://breakthebellpod.com Support the show

357: Dave Chappelle TAKES OVER SNL & Trump is BACK! 17.11.2022

Dan Smotz watches the world burn, while laughing his way thru all the most important articles in the news… and a whole lot of unimportant ones as well.  On the Docket: * Dave Chappelle Takes Over SNL * Trump’s “big announcement” * Russia “Bombs Poland” * Ukraine Bombs Poland *  Jack Posobiec calls for BLOOD * & more Guest & Sponsor Links: Tinfoil Hat: https://GetTinFoil.com Asteros Cyberse...

Two Scoops 23: John Fetterman for PRESIDENT (please) 16.11.2022

Start your morning off with a double kick in the pants, as Dan and Craig bring you the latest and most crucial stories in the news every Tuesday and Thursday at 7am cst, or whenever they feel like it. On the Docket: A STRONG case for Fetterman 2024 It’s ok to talk about COVID Vaxxine Side Effects Now For more Dan: https://thesystemisdown.tv For more Craig: https://breakthebellpod.com Support the s...

356: Death to Deconstruction w. Joshua S. Porter (Showbread) - Punk Rock, Anarchy, & Practical Jesus 15.11.2022

The moment I saw the effeminate mascara emo kid in cutoff jean shorts and cowboy boots (but in an emo way somehow), screaming his guts out all over that little encore stage at Cornerstone, I was instantly a fan of Josh (Dies) Porter. After several albums and my high school band being all high school giddy to open for Showbread a time or two, I fell off. Idk why, it wasn’t intentional. The art was...

355: Bloodbath or Bloodpuddle? Midterm GOP FAILURE to Launch. *WOMP womp* 10.11.2022

Dan Smotz watches the world burn, while laughing his way thru all the most important articles in the news… and a whole lot of unimportant ones as well.  On the Docket: * Midterm election GOP flop * How to cope with being a LOSER * Voter fraud suspects * Elon Musk vs Parody Griffin * Dave Chappelle ATTACKS SNL * NASA still can’t get it up * & more Guest & Sponsor Links: Adam Nutter: https:/...

Two Scoops 22: Death of Democracy Election Celebration 08.11.2022

Start your morning off with a double kick in the pants, as Dan and Craig bring you the latest and most crucial stories in the news every Tuesday and Thursday at 7am cst, or whenever they feel like it. On the Docket: Midterm elections The subsequent death of democracy… For more Dan: https://thesystemisdown.tv For more Craig: https://breakthebellpod.com Support the show

Two Scoops 21: Greta Thunberg vs Racist Capitalism 03.11.2022

Start your morning off with a double kick in the pants, as Dan and Craig bring you the latest and most crucial stories in the news every Tuesday and Thursday at 7am cst, or whenever they feel like it. On the Docket: Greta Thunberg vs Racist Capitalism Kyrie Irving vs Jewish Media Interrogation For more Dan: https://thesystemisdown.tv For more Craig: https://breakthebellpod.com Support the show

354: Paul Pelosi’s Greased Up HAMMER TIME! W. Adam Nutter 03.11.2022

Dan Smotz & Adam Nutter watch the world burn, while laughing their way thru all the most important articles in the news… and a whole lot of unimportant ones as well.  On the Docket: * Elite Halloween creeps * Paul Pelosi gets POUNDED * Elon buys Twitter * Elon consults sensitivity council * Hilarious call for “Pandemic Amnesty” * & more Guest & Sponsor Links: Adam Nutter: https://linkt...

Two Scoops 20: Teachers From Hell 27.10.2022

Start your morning off with a double kick in the pants, as Dan and Craig bring you the latest and most crucial stories in the news every Tuesday and Thursday at 7am cst, or whenever they feel like it. On the Docket: Felony Halloween abuse Top 15 offensive Halloween costumes For more Dan: https://thesystemisdown.tv For more Craig: https://breakthebellpod.com Support the show

353: The Fetterman MELTDOWN & Predictions of the Jewish ANTICHRIST w. Anthony Meier & Jack Casey 26.10.2022

Dan Smotz, Anthony Meier, & Jack Casey watch the world burn, while laughing their way thru all the most important articles in the news… and a whole lot of unimportant ones as well.  On the Docket: * #JohnFetterman “Debates” Dr Oz * Is this the Antichrist? * Kanye’s demolition * Government solutions * & more Guest & Sponsor Links: Anthony Meier: https://twitter.com/bimbly Jack Casey: ht...

Two Scoops 19: Steamy Love Letters from Fort Bragg 25.10.2022

Start your morning off with a double kick in the pants, as Dan and Craig bring you the latest and most crucial stories in the news every Tuesday and Thursday at 7am cst, or whenever they feel like it. On the Docket: Fort Bragg’s love life exposed Harvey Weinstein’s wonky balls exposed For more Dan: https://thesystemisdown.tv For more Craig: https://breakthebellpod.com Support the show

Two Scoops 18: Kanye West is Literally Hitler 21.10.2022

Start your morning off with a double kick in the pants, as Dan and Craig bring you the latest and most crucial stories in the news every Tuesday and Thursday at 7am cst, or whenever they feel like it. On the Docket: Howard Stern calls Ye “hitler” Parents arrested for children’s body modification For more Dan: https://thesystemisdown.tv For more Craig: https://breakthebellpod.com Support the show

352: Who TF is Shane Hazel?! “Abrams / Kemp Debate” w. Shane Hazel & Dave Casey 19.10.2022

Dan Smotz, Shane Hazel, & Dave Casey watch the world burn, while laughing their way thru all the most important articles in the news… and a whole lot of unimportant ones as well.  On the Docket: * Abrams / Kemp Debate… * Who tf is Shane Hazel?! * Jacob Hornberger’s Alex Jones hot take * George Floyd’s ghost sues Kanye West * Meghan Markle: Victim Princess * Ghislaine Maxwell: Media Darling * &...

Two Scoops 17: Climate Change Soup Nazis 18.10.2022

Start your morning off with a double kick in the pants, as Dan and Craig bring you the latest and most crucial stories in the news every Tuesday and Thursday at 7am cst, or whenever they feel like it. On the Docket: Stop Oil, Throw SOUP Barack’s “Big Mike” For more Dan: https://thesystemisdown.tv For more Craig: https://breakthebellpod.com Support the show

Two Scoops 16: Troy Aikman’s Toxic Dress 13.10.2022

Start your morning off with a double kick in the pants, as Dan and Craig bring you the latest and most crucial stories in the news every Tuesday and Thursday at 7am cst, or whenever they feel like it. On the Docket: Troy Aikman’s very sexist dress Offensive and expired emojis Alex Jones’ imaginary punishment For more Dan: https://thesystemisdown.tv For more Craig: https://breakthebellpod.com Suppo...

351: Here Comes the DRAFT! 12.10.2022

Dan Smotz watches the world burn, while laughing his way thru all the most important articles in the news… and a whole lot of unimportant ones as well.  On the Docket: * RIP Gary Collins * Celebrated baby “murder” * The draft is coming * Tulsi’s #WalkAway * Cops suck * & more Guest & Sponsor Links: Tinfoil Hat: https://GetTinFoil.com Asteros Cybersecurity Services: https://asteros.com  WVW...

Two Scoops 15: Sleep is Racist 11.10.2022

Start your morning off with a double kick in the pants, as Dan and Craig bring you the latest and most crucial stories in the news every Tuesday and Thursday at 7am cst, or whenever they feel like it. On the Docket: The racial disparity of sleeping Kim Kardashian takes Joe Rogan’s crown For more Dan: https://thesystemisdown.tv For more Craig: https://breakthebellpod.com Support the show

350: The Tyler Hobbs TAKEOVER of the Libertarian Party & also nuclear holocaust… w. Reed Coverdale 06.10.2022

Dan Smotz & Reed Coverdale (Naturalist Capitalist) watch the world burn, while laughing their way thru all the most important articles in the news… and a whole lot of unimportant ones as well.  On the Docket: * Dave Smith vs LPNH * Tyler Hobbs insurrects LP Twitter * Elon insurrects Twitter Twitter * Putin bombs himself * Biden is “Politically Puerto Rican” * Kanye West & Candace Owens are...

Two Scoops 14: Nancy Pelosi Defends Slavery 04.10.2022

Start your morning off with a double kick in the pants, as Dan and Craig bring you the latest and most crucial stories in the news every Tuesday and Thursday at 7am cst, or whenever they feel like it. On the Docket: Nancy needs more field slaves How to skin a dog… For more Dan: https://thesystemisdown.tv For more Craig: https://breakthebellpod.com Support the show

Two Scoops 13: Dahmer Diversity 29.09.2022

Start your morning off with a double kick in the pants, as Dan and Craig bring you the latest and most crucial stories in the news every Tuesday and Thursday at 7am cst, or whenever they feel like it. On the Docket: Netflix’s Dahmer - Monster is gay Barney is a drug dealer For more Dan: https://thesystemisdown.tv For more Craig: https://breakthebellpod.com Support the show

349: Make Conspiracy Theories Again & Make RAY EPPS Famous!!! w. TopLobsta 28.09.2022

Dan Smotz & TopLobsta watch the world burn, while laughing their way thru all the most important articles in the news… and a whole lot of unimportant ones as well.  On the Docket: * #RayEpps: Fed or Victim? * NASA takes a victory CRASH * Soylent Green 2027 * #StaceyAbrams is a conspiracy theorist * & more Guest & Sponsor Links: TopLobsta: https://toplobsta.com   Tinfoil Hat: https://Ge...

Two Scoops 12: Get Woke GO ARMY! 27.09.2022

Start your morning off with a double kick in the pants, as Dan and Craig bring you the latest and most crucial stories in the news every Tuesday and Thursday at 7am cst, or whenever they feel like it. On the Docket: US Army Gets Woke, Goes Suicidal Rainbow Fentanyl Trick or Tweak For more Dan: https://thesystemisdown.tv For more Craig: https://breakthebellpod.com Support the show

Two Scoops 11: A Metric Churchful of Nazis! 22.09.2022

Start your morning off with a double kick in the pants, as Dan and Craig bring you the latest and most crucial stories in the news every Tuesday and Thursday at 7am cst, or whenever they feel like it. On the Docket: Nazi church HOAX Rapping Granny for Senate Tom Hanks is gePETTO For more Dan: https://thesystemisdown.tv For more Craig: https://breakthebellpod.com Support the show

348: Martha’s Vineyard Migration Vacation & Cancer Goes to the MOON! w. Dave vs Goliath & HECTOR ROOS! 21.09.2022

Dan Smotz, Dave Casey (Dave vs Goliath), & Hector Roos watch the world burn, while laughing their way thru all the most important articles in the news… and a whole lot of unimportant ones as well.  On the Docket: * #MarthasVineyardisRacist * Biden will #ENDCANCER… as we know it * People be talkin bout the LP * COVID is over?... * Hillary’s WAP love * & more Guest & Sponsor Links: Dave...

Two Scoops 10: No More Boring Bigoted Binary Sports! 20.09.2022

Start your morning off with a double kick in the pants, as Dan and Craig bring you the latest and most crucial stories in the news every Tuesday and Thursday at 7am cst, or whenever they feel like it. On the Docket: Cleansing the boring bigoted binary spornts Vegan cannibals For more Dan: https://thesystemisdown.tv For more Craig: https://breakthebellpod.com Support the show

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