The Surreality Podcast

Send a text Grab your big fat bowl of weed and join us for this incredible episode of Teen Mom 3.  All of our girls and baby daddies brought it this episode. Mackenzie throws a tantrum, Roxanne blows up, Katie is a narc while Joey just wants to smoke his blunt in peace, and Matt pisses positive for weed. 

Send a text Lots to unload this episode!  The gang head to a ranch where they are put to work, and Adrianne upsets her roommates by deciding to participate in branding a calf. The episode ends on a dark note when Chyna reveals her mental health struggles with the house. I start the episode talking about Jane's exciting news, the feud between Adrianne and Melanie Lynskey and end the episode wi...

Send a text Justine joins me to get drunk and recap the incredible premiere of Rock of Love season 3. Warning, this is a VERY explicit episode. NSFW.  Find Justine on The Shore Store or Resting Bitchface Podcast and subscribe to her Patreon!

Send a text Hulk gets a call from Vince Mcmahon himself inviting him to be inducted into the Wrestling Hall of Fame and brings up Terry entering the ring again. Causing Linda, Brooke, and Nick worry about Hulk hurting himself. I also talk about my visit to Hogan's Hangout! Enjoy!

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Send a text Amanda from We Love to Hate Everything joins us for this iconic episode of Teen Mom 3! Joey gets pissed off when Katie walks in a friends...."fashion show". Alex finally goes to therapy, Brianna makes sure to tell Nova how much she'd rather be out NOT being a teen parent, and Jawsh decides a few more concussions can't hurt.  Enjoy!

Send a text And we're back!!!! Joanie Lauer (Chyna) Christopher Knight, Adrienne Curry, Da Brat, Jane Weidlin, Marcus Schenkenberg and Verne Troyer move into the famous Surreal Life Mansion and shit immediately pops off. 

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Send a text My lifelong bestie Jess joins me to wrap up the new Surreal Life.  The houseguests get to see loved ones from home and put on hilarious skits playing each other. Then, they have to choose items to put in the Surreal Life time capsule for future cast members!?!?!??!  The season wraps up with a shocking reveal from August.  I'll be back with Surreal Life season 4 soon!

Send a text The houseguests, well, HALF of the houseguests battle it out in a soccer game while August's tum tum hurts! Stormy and August find some common ground, and Dennis returns with mostly open arms, Enjoy!

Send a text We're back with Teen Mom 3!  Mackenzie is worried about Angie's  disappointment in her doing the only smart thing she's ever done, getting on birth control. Devoin parent's Nova for 15 minutes. Alex and Matt fight over Matt's lack of job, and Katie and Joey fight (shocker) over a mystery friend demanding $400 from Joey. Enjoy!

Send a text Things are getting heated in the Surreal Life House. After things get emotional during dinner in the sky, Dennis loses control and causes Tamar to reach her breaking point,  Find Justine anywhere you get podcasts and join her great Patreon!

Send a text 14 year old Nicks got a girlfriend, and the Hogan's are worried about how much time Nick is spending with her.  Lots of cringe moments in this episode!

Send a text Justine from The Shore Store Podcast and I continue the journey of recapping Teen Mom 3.  Pardon the echo this episode, it was 100% my bad!

Send a text Please enjoy this week's episode early!

Send a text I'm baaaaack covering the NEW season of the Surreal Life! Tamar Braxton, Dennis Rodman, Frankie Muniz, Manny Mua, August Asline, CJ Perry, Kim Coles, and Stormy Daniels move into a poppin' mansion in Mexico City to cohabitate and get into all sorts of shenanigans. 

Send a text Justine from the Shore Store and I are so pumped to recap the forgotten season of Teen Mom, perhaps the messiest of them all!

Send a text We made it! Let's wrap up this season and move on! I'll be back next week with The NEW season of the Surreal life airing on Vh1 Mondays at 9/8c. 

Send a text We're back with a special early episode! Amanda from We Love to Hate Everything and Nick from Best Supporting Podcast join me to talk about the best episode from the best season of television! SPOILER ALERT! At the end of the episode we discuss the rumoured cast of All Stars 8. Enjoy!

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Send a text Welcome back to 2005 BROTHER! Justine from the Shore Store Podcast joins me to recap the first episode of Hogan Knows Best - Brooke Goes on a Date.  16 year old Brooke wants to go on a date with ADAM, who is 22  years  old and looks like he would absolutely slip something in your drink. Hulk says NO WAY, until his broski suggests he puts a tracking device in Brooke's car.  I apolo...

Send a text It's time for Dirty Laundry folks! The roommates get glamour shots...and to their surprise come home to Sally Jesse Raphael with a full audience in their living room. The houseguests are shocked after seeing a never before seen clip of Flavhitting one of the houseguests... Sorry this episode is late, life and work have been crazy!

Send a text We've got a Halloween episode folks! Just in time for "spooky season". The houseguests must enter the haunted Linda Vista Hospital to see if there are spirits lingering. Then we catch up with Dave Coulier. Sorry for the short episode, we will be back next week with a very special guest for the Dirty Laundry episode!

Send a text The cast have 12 hours to produce a hit single, causing Ryan to reach her breaking point because she's a ROCK SINGER YOU GUYS. 

Send a text This is just not Flavs's week, folks!  The roommates find out they will be taking a family roadtrip to San Diego to see Charo perform. But tensions rise when Flav wants to drive without a license. Meanwhile, Brigitte finds herself some new boyfriends, and Ryan straight up steals a hotel room.  Enjoy!