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We have a tight lineup of Succ hosts this episode with Ashley, Justine, and Matt taking on such topics as assessing your sobriety level in the bathroom mirror at a party, this years Iditarod, Kim K's comments on the death of America's hustlenomics rise and grindset, and of course baby Jesus' foreskin.

5 of your loving Succ hosts gather to discuss human tragedies wrought in the pursuit of blowjobs, ben shapiro putting a shotgun in the mouth of metaphors, fumbling a 10 million dollar bag, and the unexpected Young Thug/Seth MacFarlane crossover we didn't know we needed. Support us with a pledge on Patreon. [https://www.patreon.com/TheSucc] The Succ is: Kimberly Bertrand (https://twitter.com/bertra...

Rare 3-Succ lineup of Willow, Phil, and Matt discuss our "own personal Ukraines," Jesus as the head of an MLM scheme, meta-mating, and the David Chase cut of Arthur's final episode. .

Get the full episode at https://www.patreon.com/thesucc 4 Succ hosts take on their most cancelable moments, ass vs. tiddies, and questions from The Succ Listenership. You asked about The Succ Creed and Commandments, if we have ever stolen lawn decorations, and our worst awkward high school memories, and we answered! Plus, Phil does a song about "Penetration."

4 Succ hosts take on their most cancelable moments, ass vs. tiddies, and questions from The Succ Listenership. You asked about The Succ Creed and Commandments, if we have ever stolen lawn decorations, and our worst awkward high school memories, and we answered! Plus, Phil does a song about “Penetration.” Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/4A8ef5yv8d Join our group on FB, https://bit.ly/TheSucc...

4 Succ hosts join up to discuss My Pillow relief for the Freedom Convoy, Super Bowl halftime show failings*, if centaurs are the bisexuals of furries, and the very serious matter of "Dyshorsphia." Justine premieres the first edition of Kielbasa Kabal re: The Kandahar Giant. Plus, Rule 34 for concrete trucks, Phil does Soup Review, and we determine if Lunchables would exist under communism. *Not in...

On an episode notably missing both Super Bowl and Valentine's references, 4 Succ hosts take on the important rhetoric surrounding horny Build-a-Bears, the Freedom Convoy, NFTS, the Tinder Swindler, and even get bamboozled by more "Chappelle discourse." Plus we ponder what if Genghis Khan had more pizzazz?

Get the full episode and more bonus episodes at https://www.patreon.com/TheSucc 4 Succ hosts hang for a bonus episode to hash out what it would be like to have Tony Soprano as your inner monolog, whether or not Synesthesia is a disability, and what that chicken pot pie smell like? Plus listener questions answering how to turn your roommates on to a threesome and more.

4 Succ hosts hang for a bonus episode to hash out what it would be like to have Tony Soprano as your inner monolog, whether or not Synesthesia is a disability, and what that chicken pot pie smell like? Plus listener questions answering how to turn your roommates on to a threesome and more. Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/4A8ef5yv8d Join our group on FB, https://bit.ly/TheSuccShameposting Fi...

Our lovely friend Tape Wyrm (https://www.instagram.com/tape.wyrm) joins 4 of us on this week's episode. We discuss his relationship with Willow Smith, a brawl in Golden Corral, the ethics of granting your terminally ill wife her last wish (to fuck her ex), and a life changing Subway sandwich hack called The Berto. Video of this episode at https://youtu.be/7mDMNqygd18

Here's a taste of our Premium Feed on Patreon. Join at http://patreon.com/thesucc to get access to all our bonus episodes and an invite to our Discord. 5 Succ hosts unite for a Bonus episode answering YOUR questions on topics ranging from which chipmunk is getting the best head to "gooning" and even our Wikifeet scores.

5 Succ Hosts this week with Phil finally coming back from his baby hiatus. Topics this week include: icebreakers, deyassification of the green M&M, things you didn't know counted as trauma, west elm Caleb, Matt toughing through Jordan Peterson's interview on Joe Rogan (trauma), and more.

4 ripe hosts are on display this week to unpack celebrity meat, Jamie Spears's TV pilot, hentai Zoombombing, and the admiration of "shapely pudenda." Plus, Joss Whedon's haunted, annoying past, a heartfelt message of support for our Neopolitan-dicked Kings, and so much more!

Support The Succ and get Bonus Episodes: https://patreon.com/TheSucc [https://www.patreon.com/TheSucc] 5 Succ hosts weigh in on this bonus episode to answer Succ listeners' questions and provide "advice." The first of many editions to come for "The Succulents Ask."

5 Succ hosts weigh in on this bonus episode to answer Succ listener's questions and provide "advice." The first of many editions to come for "The Succulents Ask." Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/4A8ef5yv8d Join our group on FB, https://bit.ly/TheSuccShameposting Find our show on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/TheSuccPod Drop a Rating and Review on Spotify and Apple Podcasts to help more...

5 beautiful Succers are on deck this episode, exploring such topics as: Gordon Ramsay's daughter's canonically wet boyfriend, what gives us "the ick", TikTok wonderland system lore, C*vid D*ck (ensmallening), and more.

4 Succ hosts read the best tweets of yesteryear (as selected by our resident lead twitter expert, Justine), the abomination that is Cryptoland, the worst article in modern British journalism, and a special spirit reading of a profound work written by our very own Kim Bertrand.

5 succ hosts joined together on the Eve of New Year's Eve to hash out Bakery Zoomers, The Infinity Collar and the 7 Sexual Stones, and what its like down Shakedown Street of "Alpha Con." Kim tries out some new characters, and we reveal the AI-generated titles for all the episodes of The Succ in 2022. This was originally a live video stream which you can rewatch at https://youtu.be/PqfDX4nLdE8 The...

Featuring Special Guest Erik Woodworth as Santa. http://www.erikcomedy.com On the eve of Xmas eve, 5 succ hosts are joined by the Great Jolly himself for a special holiday episode. This week we discuss how tableside guac is just food cuckolding, Demi Lovato serenading "Woke Ghosts," music for celebrating that Jesus is your boyfriend, and even some rapping from Miss Claus.

This week on The Succ it's a no-male, all-doll estrogen extravaganza that tackles dating weebs (or not), advanced crustacean home construction, the legacy of Nancy "Throat Goat" Reagan, and above all else, Jeff Garlin for some reason. Plus, we celebrate some of our (read: Justine's followers') favorite tweets of the year.

Support The Succ and get Bonus Episodes: https://patreon.com/TheSucc [https://www.patreon.com/TheSucc] 4 Succ hosts clock in for overtime with a bonus episode about "Spin Around (with Milk)", the worst cocktails they've made in a pinch, Grimes' latest song about a Whole Foods on the moon, the best stores to shoplift, "diaversaries", and how Trump probably dealt with the DVD player screen saver.

4 Succ hosts clock in for overtime with a bonus episode about “Spin Around (with Milk)”, the worst cocktails they’ve made in a pinch, Grimes’ latest song about a Whole Foods on the moon, the best stores to shoplift, “diaversaries”, and how Trump probably dealt with the DVD player screen saver. Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/4A8ef5yv8d Join our group on FB, https://bit.ly/TheSuccShamepostin...

5 Succs on deck discussing this week's topics of newly dropped Rachel Dolezal feet pics, Epstein foot massages, Hellen Keller being fake, CatDog exploring their shared body, and other trivial nightmares here at the end of the end of history.

The Succ is back again with a livestream episode to discuss the metaverse real estate frenzy, Eve Fartlow's Seth Rogan beef, woke bestiality discourse(yep!), the convergence of cosmic woo gumbo, our embarrassing Spotify wrappeds, being locked in a pub with an Oasis cover band, and more. You can rewatch the live stream of this recording at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ81Csr8huk

This Thanksgiving week, 4 Succ hosts discuss Matt's tumultuous relationship with Taylor Swift, horny Catholicism, what exactly constitutes an errand, Qanon happenings, and everyone's favorite oversharing celebrity - Will Smith.