The Succ

Ashley, Kim, and Phil meet to discuss hard hitting issues like corporate shitposting for accounts like Kum n’ Go and Oreo, the publicity stunt that was Lil Tay’s death, and of course, interludes. Plus, Ashley dreams up the next piece of Succ merchandise that we certainly won’t be sued over!

A Succ Fourtet convene to analyze cryptic Patreon comments, what constitutes a “girl dinner,” and touch on the Lizzo banana controversy. Plus, we try to decide how bad off your relationship has to be in order to break up over a movie. And last but not least, we’re graced by Matt reading Rudy Giuliani’s sexual harassment court transcripts. Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Spotify at https://anchor.fm...

4 Succ hosts discuss the proper way to abandon your child, Aliens, the upcoming Mattel cinematic universe, Mitch McConnell emptying his bowels into his diaper on television (piss be upon him), Biden's new terrible secret service eating dog and more. Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/4A8ef5yv8d Join our group on FB, https://bit.ly/TheSuccShameposting Find our show on other platforms: https...

This week 3 Succ hosts discuss their favorite horrors of the deep, the upcoming Barbenheimer double feature, Gen X meltdowns, Anti-Flag's Justin Sane accusations, the all consuming decay of the capitalist hellscape (NPC streaming), and more! Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Spotify at https://anchor.fm/the-succ-podcast/subscribe Or on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheSucc Check out our group o...

3 succ hosts discuss viable alternatives to a BBL, the stranglehold of YouTube Kids on today's spongiest minds, Disney's long game to put us all ass to ass, and the worst SNL cast member of all time. Plus, our obligatory dip into the Jonah Hill Issue, as well as P4P (Poster for Poster) love and a reminder that you can lie online if you so desire. Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/4A8e...

3 Succ hosts partake in a nostalgia themed episode, discussing the movies their parents shouldn’t have let them watch, soda brand discourse (pop for those midwestern succers), the psychedelic odyssey that is Roseanne, and the advent of the new Meta Threads app. Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Spotify at https://anchor.fm/the-succ-podcast/subscribe Or on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheSucc Check...

4 Succ hosts are behind the paywall discussing the finer points of sonic foot fetish art, Matt’s race eggdom, the continued Grimace shake controversy, the supremely cringe Ukulele apology video, and more. Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/4A8ef5yv8d   Join our group on FB, https://bit.ly/TheSuccShameposting Find our show on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/TheSuccPod Drop a Rating and Revie...

4 Succ hosts tackle the news of the week, including the inescapable submarine disaster, the discourse surrounding it, and the fabulous submarine stepson. The hosts also discuss why Star Wars sucks, Hunter Biden’s latest court battle, as well as vibe check the latest social media platform, Bluesky. Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Spotify at https://anchor.fm/the-succ-podcast/subscribe Or on Patreon...

Willow and Phil took the Grimace Celebration Stomach Full Challenge on the Succ and Jason just watched and didn't try to stop us or anything

The 4 Succ gang is in the stu to discuss the plights of all social media platforms, flappy bird once again, Bill Murray and Kelis dating, plus more

4 Succ hosts discuss the millionaire using his own son as his “blood boy”, an intimidating sex toy called the Gwak Gwak 3000, the new low achieved by Hollywood with the new Flash movie, and last but not least: Phil’s f*cked up jerk off story. Video episode available at https://youtu.be/W7LCuLi-fRc   Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Spotify at https://anchor.fm/the-succ-podcast/subscribe   Or on Patr...

5 Succ hosts welcome a special guest Patrick from Ireland to help us cope with the discovery of “skin moms.” Plus, we catalog all the other types of fur moms, scale moms, and dragon bearded dads, etc. And of course, we don’t miss the opportunity to deeply analyze accents and early 2000s MTV reality shows, decide the best ways to cook a Hot Pocket, and dunk on Twitter blue checks. Video episode ava...

Another 5 Succ lineup reunite once again to tackle the worst headlines like whether or not President Biden’s dog Major killed himself, AI taking over fast food industry jobs, an unofficial Balldo Report about butt plug-MRI-impalings, and, unfortunately, more foot guys. Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Spotify at https://anchor.fm/the-succ-podcast/subscribe   Or on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/The...

The Succ Voltron team of 5 forms up again to tackle the latest news like Steven Crowder’s divine divorced guy energy, how we should absolutely not let people enjoy things, raccoons invading a Texas high school, a Canadian drug store that sells it all, and, of course, pee. Correction: Justine updated us that it’s her 5 year sober anniversary, not 6. Video episode available at https://youtu.be/wzlS6...

4 Succ hosts tap in to discuss the problematic nature of figures like Amazon’s Alexa, Christopher Columbus, Chef Boyardee, Jerry Springer and, once again, Feet Guys. Video episode available at https://youtu.be/WgOYzN0pu-0 Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/4A8ef5yv8d   Join our group on FB, https://bit.ly/TheSuccShameposting Find our show on other platforms: https://linktr.ee/TheSuccPod Drop a...

A rare 5 succ line-up convene to unpack the pros and cons of fitness, whether or not anyone with talent should be allowed to become famous, and who would suck the Dalai Lama’s tongue given the chance. Video episode available at https://youtu.be/u4YsPGCxw-Y Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Spotify at https://anchor.fm/the-succ-podcast/subscribe Or on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheSucc Check out...

Justine, Ash and Phil meet up to chat about horror movies, feel good movies, and blue collar sitcoms and what makes them good, why we’re sobbing in the YouTube comments and what is “cathartic lateral?” Video episode at https://youtu.be/_t7MEeEOsKg

3 Succ hosts join us today to discuss the topics of the week including Elon's latest twitter enshittening, MGT getting shouted out of NYC, chud meltdowns over LGBTQ-Bud Light, cloned mammoth meatballs (specifically, the travesty of being unable to eat them), and Florida. Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Spotify at https://anchor.fm/the-succ-podcast/subscribe Or on Patreon https://www.patreon.com...

The gang goes all in on Tea, Taints, Polyps and more AI ramifications. Plus a deep dive on the current state of social media and how it affects, deflects, builds, and destroys real "communities" of people in the online space. Video Episode at https://youtu.be/xdcy18wo2XA

The Succ hosts are joined by @whacknicholson to discuss the week’s most pressing issues, including whether Pedro Pascal is hot or not (he is), white ladies ruining food for views, Trump’s maybe possible potential prospective (perchance?) arrest, getting roasted by an AI chatbot, and more. Video episode at https://youtu.be/V-wN_NkXrwY Check out our guest WhackNicholson and Western Kabuki: https://t...

Ashley, Willow, and Matt help Phil reintegrate back into The Succ-flow. Video at https://youtu.be/R_ALWCxrx0I Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Anchor at https://anchor.fm/the-succ-podcast/subscribe Or on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheSucc Check out our group on FB, https://bit.ly/TheSuccShameposting Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/4A8ef5yv8d Find our show on other platforms: https://link...

Ashley, Willow, and Kim get trapped in the elevator with a sweet little guy. Making the most of it, Kim pitches her new Daniel Craig-centric app, Willow recounts her family Christmas traditions, and Ashley voluntarily plays an improv game without coercion from anybody. Other topics include Nazi haircuts, an Elon Musk story nobody seems to comprehend, and the mysterious link between Joseph Goebbles...

This bonus episode has 3 Succ hosts on deck to discuss the topics of the week including Ford's plan to repo your car via self driving, the Mexican president tweeting a picture of a real life elf, sharenting, and more. Get Succ merch at https://kielbasagarage.com and use discount code: THESUCC Check out our group on FB, https://bit.ly/TheSuccShameposting Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/4A8ef...

4 Succ hosts discuss the passing of Everett Byram (@rad_milk), Dilbert creator Scott Adam's racist stream, and some other topics on today's episode (somber edition) https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-bryram-family Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Anchor at https://anchor.fm/the-succ-podcast/subscribe Or on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TheSucc Get Succ merch at https://kielbasagarage.com and u...

Phil and Ashley welcome the fellas from the Comics Misexplained podcast, Lucas, Jawn, and Jason to discuss the recently announced slate of DC movies and TV shows. Plus Swamp Thing’s cock and balls, pee, and even a little Last of Us on HBO. Video episode at https://youtu.be/C4ClbKqln64 Subscribe to Bonus Episodes on Anchor at https://anchor.fm/the-succ-podcast/subscribe Or on Patreon https://www.pa...