The Steve & Jeff Show

Send us Fan Mail A discussion of Jeff's possibly imaginary trip to Spain, and a very unique food item he ate there (or in his mind) happens to coincide with a helpful email chock full of helpful food ideas for those who may be impacted by economic upheaval to come. Several recipes are discussed with varying degrees of nausea, capped off by a commercial for our king's new restaurant chain...

Send us Fan Mail Spurred on by a homily Steve vaguely remembers, our hosts jump into a discussion on the merits of exercise in general and pickleball in particular. They are joined by self-proclaimed pickleball legend Mark "Shooter" Osborne, who gives them a lot to think about with the origin of his nickname. Somehow the elderly yet sundowning Scooter drives the discussion from senior sp...

Send us Fan Mail Our hosts stumble upon a book describing what people can and cannot buy under our King's new rules. No more hoarding two or three dolls...unless you buy the King's meme coin. Then hoard away. Jeff tells a story about cheese blintzes that takes longer than it takes to eat cheese blintzes. Steve pictures what thirty blow-up dolls would look like. Miss Clare spent the show...

Send us Fan Mail Our hosts start with a discussion about how things are changing, and before anyone is ready, they look into the recently published plans for changing our language. Top-down language changes are always so popular and effective, and this one promises to be no different. Steve rewrites a popular nursery rhyme. Jeff wants to visit Council Bluffs. Miss Clare has decided not to use any...

Send us Fan Mail Starting with a dream Jeff had about baseball, and aside of the fact that as a life-long Sox fan Jeff didn't know that Minnie Minoso was from Cuba, our hosts pilot a show looking on the bright side of life. So many shows have talked about what is bad that it was time to have a show focused on the good. They examine  things that are happening that look bad at first, and squint...

Send us Fan Mail Spurred by a Harvard Business School-like experience Steve had at a lemonade stand, our hosts look at the struggles between our King and the Ivy League schools around accusations that Harvard is anti-Semitic. They read and comment on the demands the administration made on Harvard. Jeff suggests that Council Bluffs University be admitted to the Ivy League. Steve considers opening a...

Send us Fan Mail Steve's basement rehab gets rocked by the ebb and flow of tariffs as our hosts ponder rising prices on ordinary items. Inflation seems to be balloning, and they hope that we all won't be Schwinndled (definition in the episode). They welcome a repeat sponsor with a product that gives you the power of unelected power, and when looking for a place to buy it they find a deli...

Send us Fan Mail For that feeling of unelected power. New from Leatherface. 

Send us Fan Mail Nostalgic for the old days that never were, Steve and Jeff revisit their very first podcast. Back in the dim recesses of history, they kicked off the show by interviewing Steve's psychologist. She was the only guest that said yes, and she only said yes because she charged for an appointment. Oh, but there are surprises in store! Let's just say that hand-held audio techno...

Send us Fan Mail Jeff's wife Kathy loves podcasts--not this podcast, no, podcasts about the British Royal Family gossip. Steve and Jeff thought that since we now have our ouw king, it was time to invite onto the show someone who hosts a podcast about American Royal Family gossip. Ms. Stacy Blank, host of the hot podcast "A Royal Scam," (not the Steely Dan album) told us all kinds of...

Send us Fan Mail Spurred by Jeff's recent marriage counseling, our hosts remember that they are also in the marriage (and divorce) counseling business. They haven't heard from their sole clients in a while, so they listen to the original episode to see what they did wrong. Find out what they decided! Meanwhile Miss Clare is trying to corner the lawn care and cleaning service businesses....

Send us Fan Mail Jumping into the swirling world of conspiracy theories, our hosts discuss conspiracy theories and the chances for a Cubs-Sox World Series (not a the same time). They speak truth, or something, to power, or whatever. Jeff reviews the non-verbal cues President Lyndon Johnson gave. Steve wonders why anyone would go visit the shuttered Zion Nuclear Power Station, let alone set up some...

Send us Fan Mail Always fascinanted by the world of sports, our hosts invite one of the 800 Nebraska Coaches of the Year for 2024, Mic Dika. Coach right away lets them know who is the boss, and talks about his vast experience--everything from Mathletes to Senior Kosher Pickleball. Jeff is speechless. Steve needs to drive his mom to the dentist. Johnny is hanging out in his car. Miss Clare is hidin...

Send us Fan Mail Excited by the news that a spelling bee was happening nearby, our hosts invite one of the spellers onto the show and it turns out she is none other than Sweet Baby Daphne, who was on the show years back discussing her ailment, Juvenile Tourette's Syndrome. She changed her name to Bonnie Ruby Oswald and has outgrown her illness...somewhat. Steve and Jeff host their own spellin...

Send us Fan Mail Our hosts have always loved Canada and have never had any problems there. Well, except for the trip where Steve put ketchup on his poutine and tried to pump his own gas at the Esso station. But other than that things have been fine. Good thing that our king can clear things up and show Canada fans like Steve and Jeff the threat posed by Canadian "bacon" and maple syrup!...

Send us Fan Mail With, let's face it, millions of listeners, our hosts get hundreds of emails a day. This week they deleted the spam and read three or four from listeners and discussed the questions and comments. Well, they talked about something. Jeff decided to take a poetry writing class. Steve left early to meet up with Gretchen. Miss Clare found she was dangerously low on cyanide so she...

Send us Fan Mail It's that time of year again...time for Jeff's dad's parole hearing (real and faux dads), but it's also tax time! SInce they had such a good 2024, our hosts decide to get their taxes done early. And so they can not only do their taxes but also give to their audience, they bring in their tax guy Harry Brock and do their taxes live on the show! The tax tips alone...

Send us Fan Mail Not just a classic Shirley Ellis 60s song anymore, our hosts guide us through the new and improved name game, where Adam-like we rename and redefine reality. It's an exciting journey, but take notes. In fact take them in pencil because they may change. Jeff takes a selfie of himself with the new Google Maps. Steve starts a campaign to rename an ocean Steve's Bathtub. Mis...

Send us Fan Mail Loving animals and needing some company in Eccentric Ladyland Studios, our hosts set out to adopt a golden retriever. Sure, it started as a drunk dial but they're wonderful dogs. Anyway, their adoption interviewer, Bailey Mae Buttercup, covers areas most people don't cover. Well, not generally covered in interviews, but they're areas that most people believe are bes...

Send us Fan Mail Faced with a backlash against edgy medical information in a recent episode. our hosts revisit the advice of a highly paid medical professional who appeared on the show last season, Dr. D., who by his own admission is the most important person on Earth. Pronunciation still eludes them however. Dr. D discusses his book "I Didn't Go to Medical School for my Health (or Yours...

Send us Fan Mail Trying to follow through on their New Year's resolution to lower prices, our hosts consider re-contacting Rich Mann, who declined to invest in their show last year, in the hopes he will give them money. This will have no impact on prices, of course, but our hosts will feel better. To get in the mood they listen to their show with Rich Mann's sock puppet and practice thei...

Send us Fan Mail A medical dilemma for Jeff's brother-in-law, oddly also named Johnny, sets our hosts thinking about the time and money saving process of doing your own surgery. They bring back a show with self-surgery expert Taylor Green, and his literary agent Maxine "Mo" "Max" Greene, no relation. They share all kinds of simple surgical procedures anyone can do on thems...

Send us Fan Mail With a new year ahead, our hosts take a few seconds to acknowledge the holiday and then dive headlong into the mysterious world of the future. Steve being from the future takes the lead, and tells us all a few things to expect in the year ahead. Hint: keep your tennis shoes on. Jeff bought an advance ticket for the new Batman movie opening May 2027. Miss Clare did not attend the s...

Send us Fan Mail With freedom of comedy uncertain, Steve and Jeff decide to use the last show of the year to use up jokes they bought that might be illegal in the near future. Some shows do a touching retrospective on the year just past, but hey, we're talking money for jokes. For some reason they were most worried about the cache of Vladimir Putin jokes they have, so they feature jokes on Vl...

Send us Fan Mail Our hosts solve one of the greatest holiday problems--how to shop for families that share more than one faith. Well, at least the Christmas/ Hanukkah problem. One of their listeners actually solves it for them, but the listener doesn't have a podcast so Steve and Jeff get the credit. Steve is planning a record featuring his "ch" diction skills. Jeff found out the Ga...