The Steve & Jeff Show

Send us Fan Mail Our hosts bring a dose of reality to Hollywood by interviewing Ms. Vivian Ward, the real person whose life was distorted into a confusion of Prostestant and prostitute by film producers. Her life has been a long series of events usurped  by Hollywood., everything from toxic torts to odd partners and roommates. Ms. Ward hedges about a suspicious death that may or may not have occur...

Send us Fan Mail Steve and Jeff attempt to interview Harold Thomas Johnson, who says he invented electricity in 1987, but a major negotiations coup by Miss Clare brings our hosts to their knees and they finally settle with their new producer. They wax nostalgically about this season with Miss Clare and remind listeners of pertinent facts the listeners likely didn't know to begin with. All see...

Send us Fan Mail On the occasion of Steve's dad's 90th birthday, our hosts wax nostalgic and think about genetics, which of course brings to mind their Season One show with Paleo-Geneticist Dr. Xenia Goldfarb. Dr. Goldfarb discusses how humanity was a mistake, and why we should be nice to cats. Jeff makes a slow recovery from his first in a series of nose jobs, and is shocked to learn th...

Send us Fan Mail Steve and Jeff welcome the world's richest man...well, at least the richest man's sock puppet, although the man himself makes a cameo appearance. Our hosts lose ownership of the show but through tenacity and high liabilities they are able to get the show back. The sock puppet is concerned about this year's monsoon season. Jeff offers to sell his hair, if you can bel...

Send us Fan Mail Steve and Jeff prove that nostalgia ain't what it used to be by re-enacting a "mystery challenger" segment of an old What's My Line show. Of course, they booked the guest and she was right in front of them so a good part of the mystery was missing. The "mystery challenger" was Doris Day (not that one) a cat juggler. Doris talks about her career throwi...

Send us Fan Mail Steve and Jeff take a break from being funny to embark on a serious yet philosophical view of bad luck as a concept. Their guest, Billie Cosby, details her life-long struggle with bad luck and everyone feels something. Steve swears off eating potatoes. Jeff is hungry enough to eat half a pie baked by Aunt Bea.  Johnny bets the ranch on Prilosec. And Billie hopes she has some dice...

Send us Fan Mail Bob "Crash" Davis, the survivor of 17 plane crashes, is reported missing over Lake Michigan, and our hosts recall his interview from last season. The parrot scheduled for this episode will re-appear at a later date. Steve gets some good travel tips and is suddenly hungry for almonds. Jeff champions transportation accident equity. Johnny switches from his car to the Red R...

Send us Fan Mail In an attempt to be bare and balanced in their coverage of medical issues, Steve and Jeff host a highly paid medical professional, Dr. D., who by his own admission is the most important person on Earth. Pronunciation still eludes them however. Dr. D discusses his book "I Didn't Go to Medical School for my Health," and diagnoses several listeners live on air without...

Send us Fan Mail Faced with a long standing attraction that strict Fruchtians would call Oedipal, our hosts speak with an interpreter of dreams, Dr. Jolene Bishop Green, author of the airport bestseller "Not All Dreams Are Wet." Dr. Jolene talks Steve through his struggle and leads him to the obvious answer. Now Steve can't wait until Mother's Day. Steve and Jeff take a deep di...

Send us Fan Mail Still locked out by Miss Clare, our hosts break into the little studio for tonight's show. Knowing they need help, they host Nick Danger, Private Dick and Professional Negotiator, who gives them advice on how to solve their problems. Steve and Jeff show their acute negotiation skills live on the show! Steve talks about his travel experience with Big D. Jeff explains why carry...

Send us Fan Mail Exiled to the basement of Eccentric Ladyland Studios, Steve and Jeff soldier on by recognizing a guest from Season One who has succeeded based on her appearance on the show. Fashion influencer Chrysanthemum tells us all what we should wear, but even more importantly than that she issues Zen quotes practically on demand. Steve is pretty sure he partied with her parents. Jeff overco...

Send us Fan Mail In a surprise coup, the new producer Miss Clare grabs control of Eccentric Ladyland Studios and takes over the  show. In the process she locks out of the studio Steve and Jeff. Her salary and other perks are currently in negotiations. As a peace offering (negotiation tactic??) Miss Clare features vintage clips from Season One, which probably blew right past most of you. Here'...

Send us Fan Mail Steve and Jeff welcome Joe Jr., son of PharmaBrute's founder, only to learn that Jr. has taken most of the family and started a new company based in natural animal-based remedies, leaving his dad with a shell of PharmaBrute. Jeff, for the first time in his life, is suddenly interested in Kathy's cosmetics. Steve considers swapping out his Placebix for Golden Retrieval bu...

Send us Fan Mail Steve and Jeff get serious and try to raise awareness about Juvenile Tourette's Syndrome, refusing to fall for the cheap jokes. They host a young mother and her one-year-old Daphne who suffers from the Syndrome. Daphne tests the boundaries, as kids often do. Jeff considers sending Kathy to the DMV next time. Steve takes the show to the other side, gives the show a pill, and t...

Send us Fan Mail In their constant effort to make money, Steve and Jeff try the lucrative and low-stress world of marriage counseling. They help Steve (or Joe) and Lori (or Mary) get to the core of their relationship. They also have a handy pivot once they get there. The happy couple leaves happier, or at least relieved, and Steve thinks about his mom's '65 Impala again. Jeff ponders a t...

Send us Fan Mail To show they are an educational show, Steve and Jeff welcome Mr. X, an expert in conspiracies going on right around you. Mr. X drops a major reveal on plant based foods. Mr X is in constant danger, so Steve and Jeff take careful precautions to hide the fact he is Scott Brown, who lives near 40th and Dodge in Omaha. We would never reveal that! Mr. X (Scott Brown) - Joe McBride Stev...

Send us Fan Mail A listener, Jim from San Diego, said that Steve and Jeff took too long to get to the jokes. Since our boys are nothing if not attuned to their audience, they've brought in professional  joke writer and Borsht Belt comedian Joey "Bishop" Schwartzman for a show packed with jokes. They rapid fire jokes of all types that will bring laughs and offend just about everyone....

Send us Fan Mail Ever wonder what the next big financial trend will be, so you can get in on it? Join Steve and Jeff as they welcome financial seer Bernice Madoff (probably no relation) who uses her psychic ability  to make money. Author of a successful and highly expensive newsletter, she shares her predictions for everyone's financial future. Steve thinks she is violating the prime directiv...

Send us Fan Mail The Great Producer Crisis of 2023 ends, and not a moment too soon! Steve and Jeff welcome their new producer and attitude ensues. The celebration hits a bump but all turns out well by the end of the episode (well, you know, it had to). Jeff laments Lizzie's lunch-dinner combo seating at Old Country Buffet. Steve finds that all life is Jr High. The new producer gets a slew of...

Send us Fan Mail Steve and Jeff audition three lucky producer candidates in a winner take all game show to end the Great Producer Crisis of 2023. Our hosts spared no expense and brought in a studio audience and an announcer because, you know, it's a game show. Will Steve and Jeff's history of bad decisions finally end? Listen and find out! Lizzie Bordein - Astrid Munn Valentino - Ray Bas...

Send us Fan Mail Diane of Big D Travel joins Steve and Jeff to talk about the money saving excitement people can have by booking trips to disaster areas. Diane talks about some of the disaster hot spots offering vacations at pennies on the dollar, Jeff packs his bags for next year's West Palm vacation, and Steve smiles at the low prices available for his long awaited trip to Mozambique. Spons...

Send us Fan Mail After their producer ghosted them, Steve and Jeff celebrate Halloween with well known ghost mumbler Madame Bulshetsky in an attempt to finally make contact. In a wild, live on the air session, Madame gets in touch with the ghost of Chelsea, who still has timeliness issues. Madame recounts disappeared celebrities she has helped, Jeff wheezes and regrets his Reuben sandwich, and Ste...

Send us Fan Mail In a ham-handed attempt to keep their audience engaged, Steve and Jeff (minus Jeff) tell us about spirited things to come on the program, like ghosting and cheap travel destinations. Basically a frame to present a new product from Appropriation Station, Seouls on Fire Kimchi, fermenting in the jar at a store near you. Hey, I know you've got three minutes to listen. #ghosting...

Send us Fan Mail Steve and Jeff stick it to the man once again by welcoming Taylor Green, author of the book Suture Self, showing us all how to avoid the high cost of medical care. With Taylor is his literary agent Maxine Greene, who volunteered for a live example of low cost self-surgery. Taylor gives Jeff some valuable advice on gluing his nose, and Steve philosophizes about moving DIY not just...

Send us Fan Mail Controlling their own means of production during the Great Producer Crisis of 2023, Steve and Jeff welcome Brenda Chapman for a show on the revolution in vegan cuisine. Brenda has an epiphany to go with the revolution, Jeff lets it all out, and Steve pictures himself on a boat in the Missouri River eating veal and seitan delights. Something for everyone. Brenda Chapman - Jess Kent...