The Steve & Jeff Show

Send us Fan Mail To show they are an educational show, Steve and Jeff welcome Mr. X, an expert in conspiracies going on right around you. Mr. X drops a major reveal on plant based foods. Mr X is in constant danger, so Steve and Jeff take careful precautions to hide the fact he is Scott Brown, who lives near 40th and Dodge in Omaha. We would never reveal that! Mr. X (Scott Brown) - Joe McBride Stev...

Send us Fan Mail A listener, Jim from San Diego, said that Steve and Jeff took too long to get to the jokes. Since our boys are nothing if not attuned to their audience, they've brought in professional  joke writer and Borsht Belt comedian Joey "Bishop" Schwartzman for a show packed with jokes. They rapid fire jokes of all types that will bring laughs and offend just about everyone....

Send us Fan Mail Ever wonder what the next big financial trend will be, so you can get in on it? Join Steve and Jeff as they welcome financial seer Bernice Madoff (probably no relation) who uses her psychic ability  to make money. Author of a successful and highly expensive newsletter, she shares her predictions for everyone's financial future. Steve thinks she is violating the prime directiv...

Send us Fan Mail The Great Producer Crisis of 2023 ends, and not a moment too soon! Steve and Jeff welcome their new producer and attitude ensues. The celebration hits a bump but all turns out well by the end of the episode (well, you know, it had to). Jeff laments Lizzie's lunch-dinner combo seating at Old Country Buffet. Steve finds that all life is Jr High. The new producer gets a slew of...

Send us Fan Mail Steve and Jeff audition three lucky producer candidates in a winner take all game show to end the Great Producer Crisis of 2023. Our hosts spared no expense and brought in a studio audience and an announcer because, you know, it's a game show. Will Steve and Jeff's history of bad decisions finally end? Listen and find out! Lizzie Bordein - Astrid Munn Valentino - Ray Bas...

Send us Fan Mail Diane of Big D Travel joins Steve and Jeff to talk about the money saving excitement people can have by booking trips to disaster areas. Diane talks about some of the disaster hot spots offering vacations at pennies on the dollar, Jeff packs his bags for next year's West Palm vacation, and Steve smiles at the low prices available for his long awaited trip to Mozambique. Spons...

Send us Fan Mail After their producer ghosted them, Steve and Jeff celebrate Halloween with well known ghost mumbler Madame Bulshetsky in an attempt to finally make contact. In a wild, live on the air session, Madame gets in touch with the ghost of Chelsea, who still has timeliness issues. Madame recounts disappeared celebrities she has helped, Jeff wheezes and regrets his Reuben sandwich, and Ste...

Send us Fan Mail In a ham-handed attempt to keep their audience engaged, Steve and Jeff (minus Jeff) tell us about spirited things to come on the program, like ghosting and cheap travel destinations. Basically a frame to present a new product from Appropriation Station, Seouls on Fire Kimchi, fermenting in the jar at a store near you. Hey, I know you've got three minutes to listen. #ghosting...

Send us Fan Mail Steve and Jeff stick it to the man once again by welcoming Taylor Green, author of the book Suture Self, showing us all how to avoid the high cost of medical care. With Taylor is his literary agent Maxine Greene, who volunteered for a live example of low cost self-surgery. Taylor gives Jeff some valuable advice on gluing his nose, and Steve philosophizes about moving DIY not just...

Send us Fan Mail Controlling their own means of production during the Great Producer Crisis of 2023, Steve and Jeff welcome Brenda Chapman for a show on the revolution in vegan cuisine. Brenda has an epiphany to go with the revolution, Jeff lets it all out, and Steve pictures himself on a boat in the Missouri River eating veal and seitan delights. Something for everyone. Brenda Chapman - Jess Kent...

Send us Fan Mail Steve and Jeff begin Season 2 by looking back on last year and looking forward to the great leap they will make this year! They're joined by their new producer Chelsea, who will introduce them to exciting, little known tools for success such as logos, social media, and the wild world of video! Steve; Steve Alloy Jeff; Jeff Scharf Chelsea: Chelsea Coolsaet

Send us Fan Mail After an exhaustive search Steve and Jeff finally welcome Jeff's REAL dad, now known as Pastor Jerry Stargate, founder of the First Universal Church of the Milky Way Galaxy. Everyone shares in the reunion and we learn why all of us should call Jerry "dad." Pastor Jerry Stargate - Ray Bass Brittany May, Jerry's Lawyer - Astrid Munn Steve - Steve Alloy Jeff - Jef...

Send us Fan Mail Jeff's ride share passenger Joe joins the show to talk about his amazing history in major leage baseball, the mob, horse racing, revolutionary television shows, rap music, and his place as the most important person of the 20th Century. Special thanks to Tom Waits. Joe: David Hayden Steve: Steve Alloy Jeff: Jeff Scharf

Send us Fan Mail Celebrating their first year in podcasting, Steve and Jeff shamelessly pander to their sponsors in a desperate dive for money. Hey, it worked for Congress and the Supreme Court.  Special thanks to David Hayden, Cassi Warren, Adam Brownell, Mark Richter, and Tom Lehrer. Steve: Steve Alloy Jeff: Jeff Scharf

Send us Fan Mail Steve and Jeff welcome language softening consultant Elise Partridge who shows them how to say tough things gently, and she convinces them that they have unlimited opportunities for self-improvement. Elise Partridge: Jess Kent Steve: Steve Alloy Jeff: Jeff Scharf

Send us Fan Mail Steve and Jeff welcome fraternity brah Chadley, an amazing souce of skin care ideas, make-up tips, and deep spiritual philosophy. We discuss how to look younger and make plans for the conversion of the Brahs. Chadley: Natalie Osborne (natalie-osborne.com) (Insta, TikTok and YouTube as @nataliemodborne) Steve: Steve Alloy Jeff: Jeff Scharf

Send us Fan Mail Tonight Steve and Jeff welcome Dr. Armand Leubethrewer, Professor of Histrionics, to discuss Macroobsessions. First, though, Steve and Jeff take meticulous care to get to the roots of the issues to discuss and maybe even channel Larry David. Brought to you by the Metro's finest Pho restaurant, Pho King. Dr Leubethrewer: Seymour Glass Steve: Steve Alloy Jeff: Jeff Scharf

Send us Fan Mail Tonight Steve and Jeff respond to emails from their loyal listeners. You'll hear the happy, the angry, the soon to be indicted...we call them our core listeners! Brought to you by the Metro's premier second hand South Asian clothing boutique, Whose Sari Now...a proud service of Appropriation Station Restaurants. Steve - Steve Alloy Jeff - Jeff Scharf

Send us Fan Mail Chloe Montemayor is back to dive into the deepest secrets of the psycho-sexual mother-son relationship. From bonobos to #boymoms Chloe tells all. Brought to you by Appripriation Station Multi-Ethnic Restaurants...where the melting pot is melted beyond recognition. Chloe: Astrid Munn Steve: Steve Alloy Jeff: Jeff Scharf

Send us Fan Mail Meet Marjorie (Don't Call Me Marge), head nurse at Payne Memorial, and see why her patients never forget her. Sponsored by Yum Kippers, the salty fish snack you can enjoy...well...almost every day of the year. Marjorie: Terry Armstrong Steve: Steve Alloy Jeff: Jeff Scharf

Send us Fan Mail Meet hot new comic Tommy Andrews, assisted by his attorney Brittany May, as he is about to hit the big time with a Crackle special, and protects himself from bad results. "Bad results" was in air quotes. Tommy: Ray Patterson Brittany: Astrid Munn Steve: Steve Alloy Jeff: Jeff Scharf

Send us Fan Mail Meet Bob "Crash" Davis, the Guinness Book of World Records champion who has survived 17 plane crashes (well, 21 including Spirit). Go wheels up on what to do whne you fly the not so friendly skies. 

Send us Fan Mail Join famous Insta fashion influencer Chrysanthemum Lilly Fire-Weed Not-Weed Grass as she talks about her world-wide influence and takes minimalism to the max! Chrysanthemum: Natalie Osborne (natalie-osborne.com) (Insta, TikTok and YouTube as @nataliemodborne) Steve: Steve Alloy Jeff: Jeff Scharf

Send us Fan Mail Vegas Entertainer Dwayne Newton shows that he's ready for the big time...as soon as his shift at Kroget's ends.    Dwayne Newton/ April from Kroger's:  April Brucker  http://www.aprilbrucker.tv/      Steve: Steve Alloy     Jeff: Jeff Scharf

Send us Fan Mail Meet Cindy Davenport, winner of a one in a million all expenses paid trip to the Super Bowl...wait, is it soup or bowl? Where's the soup? Where's the bowling shoes? Cindy Davenport - Nicki Sitler Steve - Steve Alloy Jeff - Jeff Scharf