The Star Wars Skinny

Get the skinny on the premiere episodes of “Obi-Wan Kenobi”! Follow the show on Twitter @StarWarsSkinny

Which Jedi would take home the $1 Million if they played the CBS reality show Survivor. Is the new videogame “Jedi: Survivor” just that? CJ and Josie give the skinny.

Predict elements of the Obi-Wan Kenobi TV series with the Star Wars Skinny family. Who is Rum Sleg? Will Young Biggs have a mustache? Get the skinny now! Send your draft results to @StarWarsSkinny on Twitter.

Pour a glass of milk and get the skinny on Beru Whitesun Lars. One of the best mother-figures in Star Wars from the first film in 1977, Beru is also a wife, a cook, and a freedom-fighter of sorts. Drink up! Twitter @StarWarsSkinny

Kenobi Komics III. Get the skinny on Obi-Wan Kenobi’s “solitary shivers” in the brand new comic miniseries. Spoilers ahead! Issue #1 features a story of itty bitty Padawan Obi-Wan and his friend Gehren Rand.

Get the skinny on how Yoda trained Dooku, how Dooku trained Qui-Gon, how Qui-Gon trained Obi-Wan, how Obi-Wan trained Anakin, and the goofball that has beef with all of them.

Get the skinny on the original Marvel Comics run. Where Obi-Wan goes from a memory, to a voice in Luke’s head, to Professor Albus Dumbledore. Also some snippets from a Dave Filoni on the World Between Worlds. https://youtu.be/qbSLauUibsk

Nothing is certain in Star Wars, except death and taxes. Okay maybe not death… Anywho, get the skinny on taxes in a galaxy far far away from the Trade Federation blockade of Naboo to Jabba the Hutt’s bath water.

Get the skinny on mynocks, the bat-like, creatures from Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back. Also, we just saw Morbius so catch our quick thoughts on that! Twitter @StarWarsSkinny TikTok @DroopyMcCool35 Oculus @DroopyMcCool35

Get the skinny on the brothers of the Inquisitorius. Join CJ and the First Brother Buddy as they discuss the 10th Brother, 6th Brother, 8th Brother, and finally the 5th Brother before he makes his live-action debut in the “Obi-Wan Kenobi” Disney+ series. Twitter @StarWarsSkinny TikTok @DroopyMcCool35 Oculus @DroopyMcCool35

Get the skinny on 2016's "Obi-Wan and Anakin" comic miniseries by Charles Soule.  See how Anakin's relationships with Obi-Wan and Palpatine begin and how he almost decided to leave the Jedi Order! Twitter @StarWarsSkinny Oculus @DroopyMcCool35 TikTok @DroopyMcCool35

Get the skinny on the Houston Jedi Temple and the many rooms within! CJ is joined by Katie Webb @jedi_houston who has a real cool idea for a Star Wars 3D experience that is in need of funding: https://www.gofundme.com/f/ssd7s-help-us-virtually-build-the-first-us-jedi-temple

Happy Women's History Month!  Get the skinny on the caustic, intelligent, and beefy sisters of the Imperial Inquisitorius.  Siblings CJ and Josie discuss 9th Sister, 2nd Sister, 7th Sister, 4th Sister, and speculate a bit on Reva the 3rd Sister of the upcoming "Obi-Wan Kenobi" series. Twitter @StarWarsSkinny TikTok @DroopyMcCool35 Oculus @DroopyMcCool35 TheStarWarsSkinny@gmail.com

Get the skinny on the Grand Inquisitor.  "Quizzy" is in animation, comics, books, and he's making his live-action debut in "Obi-Wan Kenobi" this May!  Find out his origins, how he sees the Force, and what he meant by "there are some things far more frightening than death."  You will find no compassion here, only FEAR. Twitter @StarWarsSkinny TikTok @DroopyMcCool35 Oculus @DroopyMcCool35 TheStarWar...

Get the skinny on the evil lair of the Inquisitors: Fortress Inquisitorius.  Get a guided tour of Fort Quizzy, learn how it came to be, and speculate on how it may be used in the Obi-Wan Kenobi TV series and beyond. Twitter @StarWarsSkinny TikTok @DroopyMcCool35 Oculus @DroopyMcCool35 TheStarWarsSkinny@gmail.com

Get the skinny on your favorite spinny boi dark side adepts of the Jedi purge: the Inquisitorius!  Just a primer before the 1st Sister and 1st Brother join me for deep dives into each individual Inquisitor, coming soon to your podcast playlist! Twitter @StarWarsSkinny TikTok @DroopyMcCool35 Oculus @DroopyMcCool35 TheStarWarsSkinny@gmail.com

Get the skinny on the fantastic young adult novel "Master & Apprentice" by Claudia Gray.  Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan disagree about prophecies as they travel to a beautiful planet, rescue a young monarch from a greedy intergalactic corporation, and befriend a marginalized population... wait isn't that just The Phantom Menace?  Twitter: @StarWarsSkinny  TikTok: @DroopyMcCool35  Ocu...

Get the skinny on the Obi-Wan Kenobi Disney+ show's first teaser trailer!  This is not one of those trailer breakdown shows.  CJ and Buddy just vibin'.

Siblings CJ and Josie rate the cats of Star Wars while waiting for their showtime for “The Batman”. Also, happy #RebelsRemembered Day to all who celebrate! Us Loth-Cat lovers sure do!

Kenobi season begins now!  Get the skinny on the comic adventures of your favorite master and apprentice duo, Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi.  Also Palpatine with a glock.

Get the skinny on Freetown and its Marshal through an exclusive interview with Cobb Vanth himself.  Learn about Cobb's history with the syndicates, Hutts, and Mandalorians as we have some spotchka and "think it through" inside the Krayt Dragon's ribcage. Note: This is clearly a joke and I lifted quotes from Chapter 9 of the Mandalorian and Chapter 6 of the Book of Boba Fett Twitter @StarWarsSkinny...

Cider Boy Buddy joins his brother's show to discuss the Phantom Menace in part 1 of an ongoing series where Buddy ranks the Star Wars movies.  Will Kitster be in the Obi-Wan Kenobi show?  CJ drags Shmi Skywalker through the sand.  This one goes off the rails like a podracer going against Sebulba! Twitter @StarWarsSkinny TikTok @DroopyMcCool35 Oculus @DroopyMcCool35 TheStarWarsSkinny@gmail.com  

Get the skinny on the 2021 Star Wars comics crossover event where all the major players in the galaxy play hot-potato with Han Solo’s carbonite body: WAR OF THE BOUNTY HUNTERS. Beefy Hutts, wars, bounty hunters, etc. THE 5 ISSUE MINISERIES IS COLLECTED IN A PAPERBACK FOR ONLY $15 OR SO WHEREVER COMICS ARE SOLD

Yahoo!  It's Chancellors' Day.  The most supreme holiday of the year!  Join me and together we'll get the skinny on the origin of the Republic leader's title and the most notable Chancellors of Star Wars.  Did you disagree with my mappings to US Presidents?  Let me know on Twitter @StarWarsSkinny.

Part 3 of the running series where CJ reads the Boba Fett comics and tries to relate them to The Book of Boba Fett. Canon! Stories that matter! Doug Rebo! Terrible impressions that weren’t cut out of the episode because the editor was riding an exercise bike while editing!