The Square Ball
The Square Ball: Leeds United Podcast
An award-winning show for fans that celebrates the magic and madness of Leeds United, the world's greatest football club. Brought to you by the team behind the award-winning fanzine. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jul 9, 2026
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#116: Strings For Patrick 06.02.2019 59:39
After the Norwich defeat and missing out on Dan James, it's been a tough week, but at least Pat Bamford is back and ready to add another string to our bow. Nobility is the order of the day, though, as the first of many cups is now in Marcelo's hands. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#115: Wibbling Thighs 30.01.2019 59:30
The stars aligned perfectly as Leeds beat Rotherham on the day Steve Evans was fired. Will things Klich into place with Daniel James as the transfer window closes or will we be left crying gravy tears when we face Norwich at the weekend? ¡Leeds, Carajo! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#114: Honking Goose 23.01.2019 1:06:41
We're tired of Spygate, but it won't stop the childish finger pointing. With unlikely allies, we're ready to go to war with Pontus and head up the Salim Lamrani revolution. First stop, however, is New York, where Jack Harrison will feel right at home. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#113: Cheers, Son's Crying 16.01.2019 1:11:40
This one has it all: Spygate, Frank Lampard's Derby County, Neil Warnock, Frankie Box & the fate of the universe. ¡Leeds Carajo! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#112: Can't Cry, Won't Cry 08.01.2019 56:36
Two defeats means the podcast returns to familiar scapegoating territory. And who better to pick on than a bunch of children? The transfer window is open but would Bielsa even take Messi in his bid to take Frank Lampard to school again? Probably not. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#111: Monkey Glands 30.12.2018 1:02:45
Adkins ruined our Christmas fun, but Leeds are still top after two festive miracles. 2019 beckons, but can we face up to a genuine promotion push or should we go for broke and pursue the league and cup double? Either way, Major Frank Buckley has an idea. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#110: Feliz Navidad 19.12.2018 58:31
As we head to Christmas, the winning streak continues at Bolton. Don Pablo deals megs for Polite Pat. It's adios to our Spanish prince as Samu heads home to Getafe. And there's a controversial new suggestion on how the club could tackle the injury crisis. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#109: Me Mam's Cooking 12.12.2018 55:25
It's four on the bounce and Leeds are unstoppable. We even get penalties these days. There are reflections on the QPR win and a look ahead to the Bolton pantomime. Plus: what is Paul Heckingbottom's diet like? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#108: Dandelion & Burdock 06.12.2018 58:20
It's maximum points from the last three games and things are looking great, despite the terrible injury crisis and awful referees. There's a birthday bonanza, with KP turning 23 and the big question is tackled: how would David Batty spend his fiftieth? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#107: Straight Outta Beeston 29.11.2018 58:33
After Reading, TSB goes straight from stadium to studio to celebrate BPF's glorious save and six well-deserved points in the bag - even if Lee Johnson disagrees. Samu is proving vital and surely must be unleashed against Sharp's Sheffield United. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#106: Don't Call It A Comeback 20.11.2018 59:24
Reboots are all the fashion these days, so after something of a hiatus the podcast returns to ride the wave of Bielsa-inspired positivity. It's a time for unlikely heroes, obvious villains and a bold prediction about how this season ends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#105: Total Saiz of The Heart 01.03.2018 1:29:57
After four games of The Paul Era, Moscowhite, Michael Normanton and Rob Conlon (Andy P was missing) return to The Square Ball Podcast to discuss whether half a Milanic is enough time to judge a manager, if we should stop being mean about Felix Wiedwald, where Laurens De Bock goes for a pre-match pint, should we all move to Qatar and could we save ourselves a lot of trouble by naming Samu Saiz as m...
#104: The Paul Era 07.02.2018 1:16:43
Another quiet week at Leeds United Football Club brings The Square Ball Podcast team back to ponder why we ever came back in the first place, and whether we can blame everything on absent friends. We look back at the Hull game (not for long) and the Cardiff game (more than we want to), reflect on the end of the Thomas Christiansen era, and ask the big question, now that Paul Heckingbottom's here:...
#103 Part 2: No Logo 28.01.2018 59:39
In part two of The Square Ball podcast #103, Moscowhite, Michael Normanton, Andy P and Rob Conlon face up to the darkest hours in the history of LUAFC, or whatever we're called: the hundred year crest that lasted six hours, and the impending return of Neil Warnock to Elland Road. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#103 Part 1: The Comeback King 27.01.2018 1:01:03
They said he should never play again; they said Leeds couldn't come back from two goals down; they said Leeds couldn't keep eleven players on the pitch. Well, they were right about that. But what do Moscowhite, Michael Normanton Andy P and Rob Conlon say? Bloody loads, in this first part of a two-part podcast from The Square Ball. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#102: A.A. 11.01.2018 1:20:32
Part two of the 102nd episode of The Square Ball Podcast, in which Moscowhite, Michael Normanton, Rob Conlon and Andy P discuss the season so far, not getting promoted, transfers done and not done, and things beginning with A.A. Plus comprehensive (ahem) previews of our games with Ipswich and Millwall. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#102: Pablo Honey 10.01.2018 1:08:19
The Square Ball Podcast returns, with a two-parter, because there's a lot to fit in and we go on a bit. In part one we talk about the last three months of football, whether Pablo Hernandez should be scoring better goals, and what went wrong at Newport. Part two will follow really soon with discussion of the season so far, transfers, Aspire Academy and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...
#101: Curse of The Milk Baby 30.10.2017 2:01:38
The Square Ball Podcast returns, with an episode recorded just after Leeds United's brilliant win over Bristol City — and with no hint of the horrors to come. Moscowhite, Michael Normanton, Andy P and Rob Conlon talk over the bad, the good, and the untranslatable German nicknames. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#100: The Toilets at Popworld (Part 1 of 2) 26.09.2017 49:49
The podcast returns for the 2017-18 season with a two-parter. It tackles all the important issues: bicycle festivals, the toilets at Popworld and the high pitch of Thomas Christiansen's voice. And is Samuel Saiz a party animal? Moscowhite is joined by Michael Normanton, Andy P and Rob Conlon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#99: Engineering & Transmissions 02.10.2016 1:08:41
We're on a winning run and the gears are all turning smoothly, but will the Telegraph sting on Massimo throw a spanner in the works? Meanwhile, Pontus Jansson is rapidly turning himself into a both a hero and a vital cog in the machine. Ahead of the international break, only the Barnsley Luddites threaten to derail our charge towards promotion and there's news of a technical revolution with the al...
#98: Free Tickets To Nothing 17.09.2016 1:06:45
Two victories in a week! We comprehensively smash Blackburn and GFH are finally shown the door. The lads wonder if the tide could be turning at Elland Road? According to fans favourite Bellusci, though, LUFC isn't a place for foreigners. What will the pod make of this claim and how will Marco's social media nightmare fare? There's also a preview for the Blackburn game. And the Blackburn game. And...
#97 (Part 2): Judge Judy 05.09.2016 1:08:08
Part 2 of this mammoth 97th podcast sees the boys tackle the summer's outgoings and dissect the reaction to Charlie Taylor's impending departure. There's an update on David Haigh's fundraising efforts as he seeks to do... something. Of course, there's a return of the KBVOTF award and an unlikely big name winner, and next up is a visit from the league leaders and from Huddersfield. Hosted on Acast....
#97 (Part 1): Tell It To My Heart 03.09.2016 50:23
We're sorry. We're ever so sorry. We just lost track of time. The boys sheepishly return after quite a long break from podcasting. Thankfully, all is well with the good ship Leeds United. Garry Monk is here and we have a new hero in Pablo Hernandez, but lord only knows what those eyes have seen. The season's underway and we have lots of new players to get excited about. What could possibly go wron...
#96: Barmy Steve's Sarnie Army 10.11.2015 1:03:14
Last time out the pod was full of confident talk of a future under Rosler and Pearson. Naturally, they're gone, replaced by Steve Evans and, er, nobody. Meanwhile, Massimo's in hot water again and is ready to flounce off into the sunset, but who - and what - comes next? At least the team is back to winning ways as they prepare to face two Leeds United ex-Neils in the shape of Redfearn and Warnock....
The Long Ball #1: Leeds Fans Utd 09.11.2015 51:34
In the first episode of our new long form spinoff podcast, The Long Ball, we talk to Dylan Thwaites and Sharon Reid from Leeds Fans Utd about the club, their dealings with Massimo Cellino and fan ownership. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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