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Episode Description: In this listener requested episode, Christopher Schnese, Carson Patrick, and Stephen Miller review Snowpiercer. Directed by Joon-ho Bong. With Chris Evans, Jamie Bell, Tilda Swinton. Set in a future where a failed climate-change experiment kills all life on the planet except for a lucky few who boarded the Snowpiercer, a train that travels around the globe, where a class syste...

Episode Description: In this episode, Christopher Schnese, Carson Patrick, and Stephen Miller review Calvary. Directed by John Michael McDonagh. With Brendan Gleeson, Chris O'Dowd, Kelly Reilly. After he is threatened during a confession, a good-natured priest must battle the dark forces closing in around him. Show Notes Hosts: • Christopher Schnese with Carson Patrick and Stephen Miller Featured...

Episode Description: In this episode, Christopher Schnese, Carson Patrick, and Stephen Miller review Guardians of the Galaxy. Directed by James Gunn. With Chris Pratt, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper. Light years from Earth, 26 years after being abducted Peter Quill finds himself the prime target of a manhunt after discovering an orb wanted by Ronan the Accuser. Show Notes Hosts: • Christopher Schnese...

Episode Description: In this episode, Christopher Schnese, Carson Patrick, and Stephen Miller review Boyhood. Director by Richard Linklater. With Ellar Coltrane, Patricia Arquette, Ethan Hawke. The life of a young man, Mason, from age 5 to age 18. Show Notes Hosts: • Christopher Schnese with Carson Patrick and Stephen Miller Featured Review: • Boyhood The Verdict: • Carson: Must See • Stephen: Mus...

Episode Description: In this episode, Christopher Schnese, Carson Patrick, and Stephen Miller review Lucy. Directed by Luc Besson. With Scarlett Johansson, Morgan Freeman, Min-sik Choi. A woman, accidentally caught in a dark deal, turns the tables on her captors and transforms into a merciless warrior evolved beyond human logic. Show Notes Hosts: • Christopher Schnese with Carson Patrick and Steph...

Episode Description: In this episode, Christopher Schnese, Carson Patrick, and Stephen Miller review Wish I Was Here. Directed by Zach Braff. With Zach Braff, Joey King, Pierce Gagnon. Aidan Bloom is a 35-year-old man who finds himself at major crossroads, which forces him to examine his life, his career, and his family. Show Notes Hosts: • Christopher Schnese with Carson Patrick and Stephen Mille...

Episode Description: In this episode, Christopher Schnese and Carson Patrick review Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. Directed by Matt Reeves. With Gary Oldman, Keri Russell, Andy Serkis. A growing nation of genetically evolved apes led by Caesar is threatened by a band of human survivors of the devastating virus unleashed a decade earlier. They reach a fragile peace, but it proves short-lived, as b...

Episode Description: In this episode, Christopher Schnese and Carson Patrick review Deliver Us From Evil. Directed by Scott Derrickson. With Eric Bana, Édgar Ramírez, Olivia Munn. NY police officer Ralph Sarchie investigates a series of crimes. He joins forces with an unconventional priest, schooled in the rituals of exorcism, to combat the possessions that are terrorizing their city. Show Notes H...

Episode Description: In this episode, Christopher Schnese and Carson Patrick review Transformers: Age of Extinction. Directed by Michael Bay. With Mark Wahlberg, Nicola Peltz, Jack Reynor. An automobile mechanic and his daughter make a discovery that brings down the Autobots - and a paranoid government official - on them. Show Notes Hosts: • Christopher Schnese with Carson Patrick Featured Review:...

Episode Description: In this episode, Christopher Schnese, Carson Patrick, and Stephen Miller review How to Train Your Dragon 2 Directed by Dean DeBlois. With Jay Baruchel, Cate Blanchett, Gerard Butler. When Hiccup and Toothless discover an ice cave that is home to hundreds of new wild dragons and the mysterious Dragon Rider, the two friends find themselves at the center of a battle to protect th...

Episode Description: In this episode, Christopher Schnese, Carson Patrick, and Stephen Miller review 22 Jump Street Directed by Phil Lord, Christopher Miller. With Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill, Ice Cube. After making their way through high school (twice), big changes are in store for officers Schmidt and Jenko when they go deep undercover at a local college. Show Notes Hosts: • Christopher Schnese w...

Episode Description: In this episode, Christopher Schnese, Carson Patrick, and Stephen Miller review Edge of Tomorrow. Director by Doug Liman. With Tom Cruise, Emily Blunt, Bill Paxton. An officer finds himself caught in a time loop in a war with an alien race. His skills increase as he faces the same brutal combat scenarios, and his union with a Special Forces warrior gets him closer and closer t...

Episode Description: In this episode, Christopher Schnese and Carson Patrick have a quick discussion of Maleficent. Directed by Robert Stromberg. With Angelina Jolie, Elle Fanning, Sharlto Copley. A vengeful fairy is driven to curse an infant princess, only to discover that the child may be the one person who can restore peace to their troubled land. Show Notes Hosts: • Christopher Schnese with Ca...

Episode Description: In this episode, Christopher Schnese, Carson Patrick, and Stephen Miller review A Million Ways to Die in the West. Directed by Seth MacFarlane. With Seth MacFarlane, Charlize Theron, Liam Neeson. As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his new-found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arriva...

Episode Description: In this episode, Christopher Schnese, Carson Patrick, and Stephen Miller review X-Men: Days of Future Past. Directed by Bryan Singer. With Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen, Hugh Jackman. The X-Men send Wolverine to the past in a desperate effort to change history and prevent an event that results in doom for both humans and mutants. Show Notes Hosts: • Christopher Schnese with Ca...

Episode Description: In this episode, Christopher Schnese, Carson Patrick, and Stephen Miller review Godzilla. Show Notes Hosts: • Christopher Schnese with Carson Patrick and Stephen Miller Featured Review: • Godzilla The Verdict: • Carson: Pass (With a Caveat) • Stephen: Pass (With a Caveat) • Christopher: Pass (With a Caveat) Music for this Episode: • Godzilla (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack...

Episode Description: In this episode, Christopher Schnese, Carson Patrick, and Stephen Miller review Neighbors. Show Notes Hosts: • Christopher Schnese with Carson Patrick and Stephen Miller Featured Review: • Neighbors The Verdict: • Carson: Must See • Stephen: Wait for Rental • Christopher: Wait for Rental Music for this Episode: • Neighbors (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) Contact the show:...

Episode Description: In this episode, Christopher Schnese, Carson Patrick, and Stephen Miller review The Amazing Spider-Man 2. Show Notes Hosts: • Christopher Schnese with Carson Patrick and Stephen Miller Featured Review: • (00:04:10) The Amazing Spider-Man 2 [ IMDb ] [ Trailer ] The Verdict: • Carson: Wait for Rental • Stephen: Recommend (with Caveat) • Christopher: Recommend (with Caveat) Music...

Episode Description: In this episode, Christopher Schnese and Carson Patrick review Brick Mansions. Show Notes Hosts: • Christopher Schnese with Carson Patrick Featured Review: • (00:08:19) Brick Mansions [ IMDb ] [ Trailer ] The Verdict: • Carson: Pass (with Caveat) • Christopher: Pass (with Caveat) Music for this Episode: • Ki:Theory - Stand By Me Contact the show: • email: fans@thespoilerwarnin...

Episode Description: In this episode, Christopher Schnese, Carson Patrick, and Stephen Miller review Transcendence. Show Notes Hosts: • Christopher Schnese with Carson Patrick and Stephen Miller Featured Review: • (00:07:47) Transcendence [ IMDb ] [ Trailer ] The Verdict: • Carson: Pass (with Caveat) • Stephen: Pass (with Caveat) • Christopher: Pass (with Caveat) Music for this Episode: • Transcen...

Episode Description: In this episode, Christopher Schnese, Carson Patrick, and Stephen Miller review Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Show Notes Hosts: • Christopher Schnese with Carson Patrick and Stephen Miller Featured Review: • (00:08:19) Captain America: The Winter Soldier [ IMDb ] [ Trailer ] The Verdict: • Carson: Must Avoid • Stephen: Recommend (with Caveat) • Christopher: Wait for Ren...

Episode Description: In this episode, Christopher Schnese, Carson Patrick, and Stephen Miller review Noah. Show Notes Hosts: • Christopher Schnese with Carson Patrick and Stephen Miller Featured Review: • (00:02:34) Noah [ IMDb ] [ Trailer ] The Verdict: • Carson: Must See • Stephen: Wait for Rental • Christopher: Recommend (with Caveat) Music for this Episode: • Noah (Music from the Motion Pictur...

Episode Description: In this episode, Christopher Schnese and Carson Patrick review Sabotage. Show Notes Hosts: • Christopher Schnese with Carson Patrick Featured Review: • (00:04:07) Sabotage [ IMDb ] [ Trailer ] The Verdict: • Carson: Must Avoid • Christopher: Must Avoid Music for this Episode: • Beastie Boys - Sabotage Contact the show: • email: fans@thespoilerwarning.com • voicemail: 1 (760) 5...

Episode Description: In this episode, Christopher Schnese and Stephen Miller review The Grand Budapest Hotel. Show Notes Hosts: • Christopher Schnese with Stephen Miller Featured Review: • (00:05:37) The Grand Budapest Hotel [ IMDb ] [ Trailer ] The Verdict: • Stephen: Must See • Christopher: Recommend/Rent/Pass depending on who you are Music for this Episode: • The Grand Budapest Hotel (Original...

Episode Description: In this episode, Christopher Schnese and Stephen Miller review Muppets: Most Wanted. Show Notes Hosts: • Christopher Schnese with Carson Patrick Featured Review: • (00:08:01) Muppets: Most Wanted [ IMDb ] [ Trailer ] The Verdict: • Stephen: Pass (with Caveat) / approaching Wait for Rental • Christopher: Pass (with Caveat) Music for this Episode: • Muppets: Most Wanted (Origina...