The Spirit Of 77

This week the ladies answer the question, “Are there still nuts teachers?” Amy shares her harrowing experience at a place called Urban Air. Maya reviews Oppenheimer. It’s Oscars night and predictions are made. News Flash: Amy hates the great Barbie speech. Also, a movie without a score is just a pain-in-the-ass guy in a turtleneck staring into space. Next, Amy and Maya review Post Malone’s first s...

So many questions this week on the afternoon SOSS. What happened to the Indigo Girls in Nashville? Did Michael Stipe emerge fully formed from a New York subway station? Is he getting enough vitamins? It’s a balmy 70 degrees in MN in February. What the heck? Amy has a bone to pick with the word shirtsleeves. Also, she is very unhappy with SNL this week. Sexualizing Air Bud the golden retriever is a...

Internet clips rule the episode this week. The ladies discuss the Eurovision competition. They review a pantsless performance by EV contestant Windows 95 Man. Spoiler Alert: He is everything. NO RULES!!!!! How do you even watch Eurovision? Next, Amy and Maya gush on the IG clip featuring a kid with a “classic part” in the nativity play. May we all find Door Holder # 3’s zest for life. YES, GET IN...

Amy returns from Florida and recounts her trip. It turns out cold weather really highlights Florida’s shortcomings. She’s really confused by all the fish shacks. So many fish shacks. She also randomly runs into her financial adviser who takes her to dinner at, you guessed it, a fish shack. Next, the ladies break down the Big Game Halftime Show featuring Usher. Maya digs up an educational video fro...

It’s “Big Game” weekend! Amy and Maya kick off the ep. with Big Game Half Time Show predictions. Listen we’re all watching for the commercials, right? The ladies speculate on Taylor’s SB schedule. No one is immune from jet lag. Amy is loving on the Hip Hop 50th Anniversary Show. Apparently, it was everything. Maya couldn’t find it on TV. Tracy Chapman and Luke Combs sang Fast Car on the Grammys. A...

This week Amy’s been taking a deep dive on Old Dirty Bastard. It’s unseasonably warm for February and the ladies are loving it even though they’re sure we’re all doomed. Amy is also digging into The Last of Us. Is Pedro Pascal really as handsome as people say he is? Amy hates the little creepy spider fungus thing that creeps out of people’s mouth. She also hates “zombie acting”. Spoiler alert: Amy...

This week on SOSS Street kicks off with dog mayhem and a surprise visit from Maya’s neighbor Larry. Racquet Report: Amy continues to explore other tennis options. Target is coming out with new tennis apparel. Also, tennis people are still bad at websites. Animal Report: Maya’s dog Gracie gets a DNA test. One of the breeds is a surprise! Amy reviews the show Love on the Spectrum. The ladies try to...

This week the ladies ask who isn’t depressed in winter. Amy is excited she can finally walk on a frozen lake. On the brighter side of global warming, MN is now zone 5 so we can all buy new shrubs and plants now. If you can’t shovel at a high level, Amy’s dad doesn’t want you around. Tennis Report: Amy joined a tennis club! She gets mansplained at drills. The old men play with tricks. Maya talks ab...

It’s the 177th episode of SOSS! Maya explains why she’s never been to Benihana. The ladies try to remember how this podcast started. The ladies break down SOSS icon Ian Ziering’s street fight with a mini bike gang. They also discuss Gypsy Rose Blanchard’s release from jail and her back story. Racquet Report: The two warring tennis coaches are suddenly getting along? Amy’s been taking a deep dive i...

Amy and Maya are holidayed out and contemplating just randomly going to the airport and buying one-way tickets to anywhere. This winter has some weird weather and the ladies aren’t loving it. Maya’s town has a Santa Claus parade featuring every emergency vehicle in town blaring their sirens. Racquet Report: Amy went to the USTA National Campus in Orlando, took a lesson, and bought new shoes and a...

SOSS Street has a light dusting of snow! Racquet Report: Pickleball at Smash Park & Lucky Shots. Amy’s mom Marsh might try pickleball! Amy learns you can have pickleball AND tennis!  Animal Report extravaganza: Update on pandas leaving the U.S., jacked kangaroos, boat-sinking Walrus update, and rogue Canadian super pigs invade northern Minnesota. Maya has a crime report about a break-in at the...

Amy breaks down how the Taylor/Travis romance is giving her life. Maya reacts as expected. Amy’s trying out a new hip-hop yoga studio. Also, you can leave a yoga class anytime you want. Racquet Report: Maya goes solo and is matched up against someone whose mouth is writing checks that his butt can’t cash. She also has an update on the heated tennis coach rivalry.  Animal Report: All those pandas w...

This week, it’s dumb daylight savings again. Didn’t the government say they were going to stop this? Amy relives her morning coffee debacle where the person at Dunkin’ didn’t know how to make regular coffee with half and half. Kids don’t know anything anymore! Racquet Report: Amy triumphantly returns to tennis after a summer hiatus. Maya and Amy relive their time working at Eden Prairie Mall. Grea...

It's the ultimate Concert Report episode! Amy, Maya, and Captain Kim (yes, that Captain Kim) recap the U2 concert in the new Las Vegas Sphere from three different POVs. Find out what the hype is all about and whether it's worth it. Also, Maya has a mini Concert Report about seeing Cribshitter in a dive bar in Madison.

The ladies set sail with Captain Kim again on glorious Lake Minnetonka. Captain/Producer Tyler and special guest star Captain Simon are also on board. This motley crew launches out on the lake on the sweet vessel SeaRay-nity Now. Maya declares she wishes she was a boat person. Amy recounts fishing with her dad as a kid. Amy & Maya discuss celebrities that live on Lake Minnetonka. Turns out, Am...

This week, Amy explains how she got a horrendous black eye. On the bright side, it turns out people are super nice to you if you have a black eye. Also, a face bandaid is the worst. Amy’s week continues to deteriorate due to a very smelly dog. Racquet Report: Maya is playing the best tennis of her life. Also, the coaches want to kill each other. Concert Report: Ween & music is for everyone. Th...

Producer Tyler is out of office due to his captain duties. Amy recounts a hot day of biking. Spoiler…the end of the “Galloping Goose” trail is “tits” according to her. Maya has a Pearl Jam Concert Report and Amy has a Brandi Carlile Concert Report. Eddie Vedder is the greatest! Brandi is amazing! Amy describes Maya’s dream State Fair concert seats. Amy declares everyone is jerking off about the fa...

Maya recounts their 18-day trip through Spain. Also, Amy has a lot of summer crap going on. Who has time to go to The Fair?

The gals are on their own as Producer Tyler is absent due to his Lake Minnetonka captain duties. Racquet Report: We finally won a match! Maya has a softball team reunion, which takes the ladies down softball memory lane. Amy’s mom Marsh gets a coach fired, which in a strange turn, leads to a winning season. Everyone should have a great coach once in their life. Shout out to Coach Jackie! Amy share...

We still love Ian Ziering. 90210 forever. Maya has an update on the unsolicited ring. Spoiler alert: it involves a hose box. Amy can’t get over the phrase “hose box”. Hoses are stupid, by the way. Amy declares Maya’s hose has “boner technology”. Maya reveals an online scam that everyone should know about. Amy tries on the elicit merchandise. The ladies discuss how adult life has too many tasks. Am...

Crack of dawn SOSS! We don’t know how to talk! Summer has too many obligations. More trash is able to travel now.  Just pretend to be Canadian when you travel. Maya and Producer Tyler went to a new kind of party - talent show party. Mimes are cute! Hot tip: never nap before a party. Also, young people still know about Mazzy Star. Amy goes hiking at Fort Snelling, which she calls Fart Smelling. Amy...

It’s a special SOSS After Dark all fart/all political episode celebrating America’s Birthday. Animal Report: Amy’s new dog doesn’t love the 4th of July. Let’s just stop with the fireworks already. Amy’s cabin neighbor invites her to a non-existent 5th of July party. Maya celebrates the 4th by buying plants at the plant store. The ladies recap presidents who’ve died on The Fourth of July. Maya revi...

Amy has some sad news this week, however, something humorous did come out of it involving bread. It turns out that funeral home bread is a thing. Maya recounts how a medical emergency caused her to miss the funeral home experience. Also, Mad Libs for writing obituaries exists. Amy tells a story about a 90-something lady she knew who loved to disappear to gamble at the casino. Maya has a story abou...

This week the ladies ask the questions: Do you want to be alive when the underground bunker people are the only ones left? What are we doing down there? Amy has her Mac at the cabin and decides the word dongle is the worst word. It has total dick vibes. Tennis report: Amy & Maya join a tennis league. It’s a long journey. The gals learn that Carol from the USTA doesn’t play when it comes to ran...

Amy is back from Puerto Rico and ready to share. Bad Bunny! Bio bay! Mofongo! So many people from Boston for some reason! El Yunque! Advice: You don’t need long sleeves and long pants or hiking boots for El Yunque. Cascadas! Spoiler alert: The people and the food are amazing. Amy gets the tea from locals on Hurricane Maria. She shares the lore of Dorado, the former playground of the stars, and Mic...