The Speakeasy

 What animals do Americans think they could beat in a fight?  

We are LIVE from Texas Live for Rangers Opening Day fun! Rhynes recounts the history of baseball before the Rangers came along!

 Tonight’s Rangers lineup is STACKED!!! What will the season’s start times look like? The Stars are so hot right now!

 It. Rhynes tells us the five best things and the five worst things about Opening Day! Have you had a hot dog today?  

 Beyonce and Miley Cyrus are putting out an album together! A conjoined twin got married!

 Let us reintroduce Baseball Jesus to your life! He has sage advice for Rangers fans in this new era of being defending champions!   

We are on remote so of course we send Mike Rhyner out with a wireless microphone to have fun with the crowd!

It’s Thursday so let’s party with Grubes Grenades!

We do our first Rangers home run predictions of the season! New York women are getting punched in the face! 

 TC joins the show so we’re going five wide today! The Korean elections are taking place and our building houses the Korean Consulate. Can we vote?? Driverless cars are coming and Rhynes is not thrilled about it!

The Mavs kicked butt against the Kings last night! Kyrie has been a superhero for the team. Wyatt Johnston has been awesome for the Stars! Then we find out what day it is! 

Jeff says he has further evidence Ohtani did it! 7-Eleven announced a Big Bite Hot Dog flavored seltzer! 

 Diddy’s lawyer has spoken! Usher spoke about living with Diddy as a teenager! Fort Worth baby gorilla Jameela is heading to Cleveland soon!  

 Rangers Opening Day is tomorrow and the Freak will be there! Let’s party!!! Will the Rangers or the Astros win the AL West???

Mr. Dallas has eclipse tips for you!! What cities should you avoid during the eclipse? TC has city council news! Was there a closed-doors meeting about replacing the American Airlines Center??

 Emily Jones is extremely excited to watch YOUR DEFENDING CHAMPION TEXAS RANGERS play baseball tomorrow!!!

Are we being too optimistic about the Rangers?? Are you ready for Easter? Then we do the Two Minute Drill! 

Rhynes is out today, so Steve and later on, TC, join us! What big story of the day worries you the most…Baltimore Bridge, Diddy, Dak, or Ohtani? Is Ohtani guilty, or is he the most ineptly handled billionaire in the world? We have more details on the Diddy situation! Jeff once got shot by a stun gun!

 Is Dak going to test free agency?? The Mavs snuck out a win in Utah last night! Then we find out what day it is! 

Jeff thinks Ohtani did it, but it pales in comparison to THIS athlete!! 

 Steve is done for the day, so TC has taken the baton! There is a LOT going on with Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly’s split! 

Seriously, what’s up with the Dak situation?? What else is grinding Jeff’s Cowboys gears? The Diamondbacks game was called due to rain even though they have a retractable roof!!!

TC sits in for Mr. Dallas today! Dallas will supposedly make $700 million because of the eclipse…but what does that really mean?? The Dallas water bill payment system is undergoing changes! 

Julie has a Price Is Right-related underpants story! 

Did Deion Sanders’ son really beat the odds to get where he is?