The Sorry Not Sorry Generation

Hey y'all! Welcome back to the adventures of the Jaz'Zara, Asha, and Valkaria, the only hope that Dragonite Syndicate and The Nameless City has at surviving the Ilithid attack that is currently ravaging the city and its inhabitants. Our team has officially made it to the surface: Asha has gained a beautiful shield called The Moon's Defense, and Valkaria has found herself a shiny that is in tune wi...

Hey y'all! We hope you've enjoyed our spooktacular Halloween episodes as a fun treat in honor of our favorite time of year (and my favorite holiday - yes Samhain is a holiday) For our first year we decided to close out the spooky fun with one of my favorite films, and probably now a film that Misty never wants to see again; and that's saying something, coming from the queen of bad movies! We got c...

Hey y'all! We're back and finishing up our sixth year at Hogwarts, a school that needs some serious changes in its child safety regulations. Speaking of safety regulations, a funeral memorial for a giant spider that tried to EAT Harry, Ron, and their Ford Anglia, while the two supervising adults (and I use that term loosely) get smashed, is a little sus. Meanwhile, Harry is high as a kite and coul...

Hey y'all! Here's a little something different. Misty "educates" me on the world of C-F rating scary movies that are, honestly, hilarious to learn the plots to. From killer sofas, to pastors turning into Velociraptors, to killer piñatas, to zombie beavers, Misty covers it all...and I just slowly lose what little brain cells I have left. But don't worry, I get her back in our final Halloween episod...

Hey y'all! We're back for more adventures with Harry and his friends as we enter year six, and all the shit that Dumbydikes puts this child through. Not to mention that as Dumbydikes takes Harry to visit Professor Slughorn (who, mind you, collects people) to convince him to teach Potions at Hogwarts that year, and Harry is the dangly piece of meat to lure Slughorn to say yes. This is also the funn...

Disclaimer: Y'all know how weird we are. However, we take things to a whole new level with this episode. We've learned things about each other, and ourselves, that we just didn't ever need to know. And now you get to learn them too! For example: "Would you fuck the living broom from Fantasia, or Scuttle from The Little Mermaid?" Now, that being said, Welcome to our first Halloween Special episode...

Hey Y'all! We have reached the end of our decades trivia mini-series! A bittersweet farewell to the ridiculous mindfuck that is my memory. But, y'all get to hear me break Misty's brain as I attempt some impersonations. Not in the omg that was awesome way but the what in the actual fuck just came out of your mouth?

You thought there would be (possibly) more spoilers for part 2? Guess again! Y'all are going to have to continue listening to keep up with the beginning of many adventures of our trio as we continue to explore what the world has in store for them.

Hey Yall! We are happy to bring you the first official campaign session of our Nameless City adventures! A little tidbit about this session before we begin: we had to break it into two parts because it was too long to edit and the sound quality wouldn't have been ideal at all. So don't forget to listen to both parts of session 1 that come out back to back today. That being said... We begin our mor...

Hey Y'all, We've survived detention with forced blood magic while secretly practicing actual defense against the dark arts. But will we survive a real fight against adult Death Eaters, in gods know where within the Ministry of Magic (that has what the movies don't show you, giant brains with tentacles that attack), along with suffering Snapes brutal lessons at Occlumency and Dumbledore's continued...

Hey Y'all! Welcome back as we enter year 5 at Hogwarts. We've survived Voldemort as a brain tumor on the back of Quirrel's head; a giant snake that can kill you if you look at its eyes; time traveling and aiding an escaped prisoner; and Europe's child endangerment ring approved by participating countries. Now, we will see if we can survive not bleeding to death during detention for having the auda...

Hey y'all! We're back with more trivia! We're tackling the 2000s, with all its horrible trends and icons. I know I say that 90s fashion needs to stay in the 90s but, 2000s fashion is just worse. However, as a fellow emo child, I will never grow out of the "phase" and will always want to rock my black and plaid gear. Surprisingly we did pretty well with this round, considering it's been *sigh* twen...

Welcome everyone, to the Underdark. Deep below the surface of Exandria, we find a world unto its own known as the Underdark. In a pocket of tunnels and caverns separated from the mass of tunnels weaving throughout the Underdark, we find The Nameless City. After escaping the Calamity on the surface, a savage war between gods and surface folk, 5 families fled below ground and created what we now kno...

Hey Yall! There is a reason the wizarding world has not had a TriWizard tournament since 1792. Put aside the fact that CHILDREN are competing in this high-stakes tournament (all for the sake of glory and fame) while they collectively lose their minds with a dragon only meters away that could wipe them out with one well-timed tail whip, contestants have died. Repeatedly. I'm sorry, but what is the...

Hey, y'all! We're back with more magic, adventure, and concerns for the well-being of children! Underage gambling, child endangerment competitions for the entertainment of the masses, drinking polyjuice potion like its water, grooming and manipulating children to gain their trust in order to infiltrate the institution. There's a lot going on in our fourth year at Hogwarts. Don't get us started on...

Hey y'all! Our very own Misty has turned 30! We've all officially left our youth behind and entered our truly adulting years. It's a sad day when you realize just how far away your childhood seems. But! We celebrate with cakes and ice cream and stories and, a new twist, Dungeons and Dragons! That's right, Misty and I (and Erin) have officially started our very first ever DnD campaign and we can't...

Hey y'all! It's time for more trivia! This week, we interrupt your regular programming with some sirens, helicopters, and a manhunt! I mean, we're doing 90s trivia (ignore that previous comment; we're fine) We did much better with answering questions about the 90s because if we didn't, you'd definitely hear me crying in the background. I'm not going to say the 90s were the best decade but it's the...

Hey y'all! This week's theme is powerful happy memories to ward off the evil creepy floating holey bed sheets that want to suck your soul. I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm having a hard time trying to find a memory that happy and strong that could ward off a hoard of dementors, let alone sustain a full Patronus, on a good day. Listen, as a millennial who's survived one too many world ev...

Hey y'all! We're back with more dangerous and life threatening adventures of just turned teen Harry and his friends (because Dumbledore doesn't give a crap how old his test subjects are) as we find out more clues about dear old Voldemort and how to destroy him. In our 3rd year at Hogwarts we are introduced to Hippogriffs, prideful creatures, but Hagrid is a big softie (don't blame him) and thinks...

Hey y'all! It is with a bittersweet heart that we come to a close with our work horror stories. It has been our greatest pleasure entertaining you all with the horrors, indecency, lack of common sense, and plain wtf-ness in our journeys through the working world. This isn't goodbye forever though; only until we experience more shit in the workplace where we can pass along the stories. Misty has sa...

Hey y'all! We're back and we're doing something new this time. We decided to bring you some decades knowledge as we rattle our noggins to answer trivia questions! This mini-series will start off with the 80s (it hurts me that the oldest of this decades pack is the 80s) and run through the 2010s (and the fact that the 2000s officially has its own breakdown of decades also makes me hella sad) Anyway...

Hey y'all, and welcome to The Sorry Not Sorry Generation Podcast Join us as we get our hands dirty with some serious nostalgia, and question everything

Hey y'all! We know you've been waiting a little longer than usual today to venture into the chamber and hear what ridiculous things come out of our mouths (much the same way as Salazar's giant face spews out our favorite basilisk) Honestly though, children (and ghosts!) are being attacked at a school where you have a myriad of wizards and witches capable of intense magic, and you don't think it's...

Hey ya'll! We're back with more Harry Potter shenanigans! Join us as we enter our second year at Hogwarts and all hell breaks loose when students start becoming petrified and no one knows why. Or do they? Pretty sure McGonnogall wants to send letters home to these student's parents letting them know about the safety of their students, but Dumbydikes is not on board with that. Go figure. Everyone t...

Let's talk about...coffee! I know it says Tea Time but we just couldn't resist putting our barista knowledge to the test and give you an inside look at some of the secret menu items (really, not so secret if there's a whole website dedicated to it), what to order, what not to order, HOW to order, etc. From two baristas to you, the general public, we bring you tips and tricks and advice of all kind...