The Sorry Not Sorry Generation

Hey, y'all! September is all about Dungeons & Dragons, so what better way to start the month than with the new D&D movie??While you will hear Misty bitch 80% of the time that the bard DOES NOT use his skills at all, this is a great starting point for anyone who is interested in learning about D&D.Also, for anyone wondering, that is NOT how Valkaria and her fellow teiflings look...Anywh...

Hey, y'all! What better way to close out Animation August with some trivia?!Originally this was planned to be a Misty vs Ani Disney knowledge game, but it turned into a - let's put Ani's Disney knowledge to the test - game. There was even a prize to be won if I got a majority of them correct! No pressure or anything...So sit back, relax, and see if you can keep up with the Disney knowledge we thro...

Hey, y'all! We're going on one mighty adventure with this one. Hold to your hats, becuase we're going to find Captain Flint's treasure! But be quick! Old Billy Bones doesn't have much time and John Silver is after his treasure. Set sail with us as we traverse throuhg the cosmos on a blindly wonderous journey. Honestly one of the best - and most underrated - films of the Disney animation era, Treas...

Hey, y'all! We are back with more of our Nameless City campaign! I know we took a detour with our Temple of the Golden Goose one shot, but wasn't it fun?! Anywho, back in Exandria our heroes went through some stuff: Asha met the Moonweaver; Valkaria got engaged, very briefly; and Jaz....Jaz just wants a nap. Let's not forget Orvo, our groups guide to Ayor and back, becuase if we're being honest, w...

Hey, y'all! Animation August is well under way and we're bringing you a Disney themed color game! It's a lot harder than it looks... While we expected to get the answers wrong because loopholes, we were not expecting our memories to fail us so horribly. Case in point: what two colors are Aurora's dress at the ball? If, like us, you said "Make it pink! Make it blue!" - you would be incorrect. I kno...

Hey, y'all! Today is a special day. Today (technically it was a few days ago) we celebrate our wonderful Dungeon Master's Birthday! And what better way to spend a birthday with friends (though they started unwittingly), pastries, and a llama! Misty the DM also has a cameo in The Emperor's New Groove as Misty the llama! Anywho, enjoy a special day with special treats with a special llama.3 cheers f...

Hey, y'all! With Jurassic Jurly at its end, we bring you the finale of the Golden Goose adventure. Grave insults were made, life choices were questioned, conga lines happened. A lot went down in the temple, and after, but new bonds were made. But For Fuck's Sake Freddie got the margarita's he so desperately wanted. Until next time, when our acquirer's of rare antquities come across an adventure th...

Hey, y'all! You know that weird movie title you've heard us mention here and there for a while now? When you hear it you have to pause and make sure you heard us corretly? Yea, that. It fit in perfectly with the Jurassic July theme so we had to. We finally bring you, The VelociPastor; a pastor that gets turned into a velociraptor (you know, like the werewolf thing only they're not controlled by mo...

Hey, y'all! Welcome back to another Nameless City adventure! Our daring trio has made it to Salsvault, found the antitode to the Frozen Sick, and Valkaria really tried to collect heads/skulls to make a golemn.....Val's interests are expanding now that she's in a whole new world on the surface; poor Asha is just riddled with anxiety and up to her wit's end with all the surface shenanigans; and Jaz'...

Hey, y'all,Welcome, to Jurassic Park (dun dun dun dunn dunnn dun dun dun dunnn dunn)In theory, this sounded like a great idea, but in actuality...no. Just no. There are just so many things to consider when trying to bring an ancient species back to life, other than "I want to see what happens".As much as I (Ani) would love to "tame" a raptor, I have just enough self preservation skills to know tha...

Hey, y'all, Welcome, to Chult, where our daring acquirers of rare antiquities embark on their first "team" mission to enter the temple and bring back the golden goose egg. Meet Nila LittlePatience, a monk of very few words but many actions; Thimble, an artificer with no room for shenanigans; and Boots, a druid that truly dances to the beat of her own tune. While they may have crossed paths on solo...

Hey, y'all! As promised, we travel back to Ancient Egypt, this time in search of a mummy! Bad idea..." For 3,000 years men and armies fought over this city not knowing what evil lay beneath it; and for 3,000 years we, the Medjai, the descendants of Pharaoh's sacred bodyguards, kept watch." Leave it to the americans to fuck things up...sorrfy Medjai! Thank the gods for librarians!

Hey, y'all! After a long and much-needed rest, our party is back on the road and closer to Salsvault than they know. As soon as they happen upon their destination, you know things are not going to go smoothly. With zombies, an undead mad scientist that can only be Sal himself, inanimate objects trying to unalive them and gods know what else, the party (and a very unwilling Orvo) venture deeper int...

Hey y'all! Jungle June continues with our lively review of Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark! I have been looking forward to this one for a while (along with another themed review coming this month) since our dear Misty is an Archaeologist, and let me tell you, it was everything I was hoping it would be to hear Misty just rip apart everything wrong. That being said, however, this still...

Hey y'all! Well, the time has come. Jungle June is finally upon us! (Again, where did the time go?!)Anyways, we kick off our Jungle month with Wild and Wacky Animal Trivia! Y'all know we love our trivia nights. How do we come up with them? One of us will be out and about (usually me, since Misty is a hermit) and we will send each other images of all the things we find out there in our urban jungle...

Hey y'all! Last we saw our heroes, they were fighting off some pretty gnarly enemies, surrounded by Dragon...flesh; with zombified workers. Dive into tonight's episode and find out what wild heroics(?) our trio come up with! They may be unequipped with Surface knowledge and magicks, but oh are they creative. P.S. Remember children, stay away from cults

Hey y'all! We're back with more IMPish delight, as we continue our adventures with the best (worst?) immediate murder professionals in Hell. We've got a new guest with us this episode, joining us all the way from the bayous of Louisiana; kidding, she's from New Orleans. No Cajun speak here this time. Any-hoo, let's see what our favorite IMPs have in store for us this time! Sit back, relax, and enj...

Hey y'all! Welcome back as we continue our journey through Exandria with our crew of...misfits? Join us as we watch Percy completely lose his shit, and Pike have an existential crisis. Personally, seeing Percy let go of all decorum and just go full demon is....hot. I know, I need help. Anyways, sit back, relax (if you can), and enjoy the show!

Hey y'all! Have you ever wondered where we get our sense of humor from? Or how we come up with some of the most bizarre and random things? This is how. It's games like this, from the minds of other traumatized millennials, that set us up for the comedy gold that you know and love. Join us as we play a round of Twisted Texts, the first in our Game Night series!

Hey y'all! The poor young souls of The Nameless City heroines are back on yet another adventure on the surface! Y'all, some serious shit has happened. Our party gets separated in a giant snow storm and somehow unleash a whole new monster amongst themselves...and find themselves under the thrall of some very familiar, yet red-flag waving strangers. How does our party get there? Honestly, it's no su...

Hey y'all! It's finally here! The Armenian Dating Show episode has arrived, and y'all, it's hilarious. Not only does Talar come across people she really doesn't like, we both see people who went to the same school as us! Honestly, not very surprising since the show is filmed in Los Angeles, and almost everyone and their mother knows every other Armenian in the city, but still...always fun to go "I...

Hey y'all! It's Armenian Tea Time! Sit down with us, and Talar, as we answer some questions about what it's like being Armenian, raised in the states, where we would recommend you visit in our motherland, and much more! Be sure to check out the locations we talk about, below! Locations:SardarabadTsitsernakaberdTemple of GarniGeghard MonasteryAmberdNoravankArmenian Alphabet Monument ParkLake SevanE...

γεια σε όλους, I mean, Hey y'all! We've got a special treat for you this time. One of my all time favorite movies, not only because it's funny, but because it hits close to home so the cultural jokes hit harder. If you haven't seen this movie yet, after this episode you won't have to (but seriously, go watch the film)! We bring you My Big Fat Greek Wedding, narrated solely by Erin and I because we...

Hey y'all! Welcome back as we take on more assassination jobs with our favorite demons from hell! We join Moxxie, Millie, Blitzo, and Loona (and Stolas) on an interesting journey. While Stolas wants to spend some quality time with his daughter, Octavia, he enlists the employ of our favorite assassination start-up. However, not everyone is really paying attention to Stolas's safety; not even surpri...

Hey y'all! Welcome back to another Nameless City adventure! Our cadre finally makes it across the sea and back onto land, but is all well on the new horizon they face? Valkaria is happy to be back on land and seriously questioning the surface and its inhabitants; while the rest of the party is just happy for a reprieve from surprise battles. Now that they have reached their next destination in sea...