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You're not going to believe this one folks! Toppie is under the impression that his ship has sailed in...  and it's a really stupid story of just how stupid Toppie is.  But... it's true.  And Toppie is stupid.  Real stupid.  Enjoy!!! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie's  blog !  Follow him on  X . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then To...

After a couple of emails from listeners, LOTSL brings you: -- Plumbing expert Doc Stone talks Angle Stops... -- That Peter G on the employee who clocked in... and then clocked out for forever... -- Brenda Boo's "magnetic" personality... -- A group discussion on possessions and the things we stash... -- Jay the Hauntcub , champion of fun, has a round-up of his summer ammusement park adventures... -...

Welcome to another episode of "Stick It Out Your back Door," wherein amazing listeners send in sound clips of things they've recorded!  And here we now present them to you!  Enjoy the sounds of summer and Kitty Lick Smack-Smacks! THANK YOU TO ALL WHO CONTRIBUTED THEIR RECORDINGS!  And YOU can participate NEXT time by recording something you find interesting (most folks use their phone) and attatch...

It's a brand new episode of  LOTSL  wherein we discuss: -- Speculation about the Jeep Patriot -- Can Libs fly the American flag and feel good about it? -- The Kamala/Trump era... is LOTSL tame? -- The PRIUS Liberal? -- LOTSL scrutinizes a vibrant pirece of clothing. -- Doc Stone has a love of Tiki --  and so much more! Please remember that The Smellcast will only be sharing these LOTSL episodes fo...

Toppie is finally back with his first new Smellcast episode since May.  It's a short and sweet update! Included is some talk about other Podcasts!  And here are the links: LOTSL Matinee Minutiae Screamqueenz e Pitome Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie's  blog !  Follow him on  X . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YO...

Toppie presents the all-new Life On the Shit List, Episode 2, a nice a nice, long episode chock full of LOTSL-Goodness! Join The whole LOTSL gang and listen as they discuss Death and Dying, Paths to Reconciliation, Trump Anxiety, ASSASINATION CONSPIRACIES GALORE, AI Awareness,   Who Is Your Personal Nemesis? and that fucking Yellowstone super-volcano! Please note!   LOTSL is now searchable on your...

Toppie reads his father's obituary (as written by his father). Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie's  blog !  Follow him on  X . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!

The LOTSL crew asks: What the heck is this "Sovereign Citizen" thing about?  Plus, much much more! Hey, listen folks: We here at LOTSL are getting a whole new show up off the ground with the all new LOTSL!  However... there have been some unexpected technical setbacks... all of which we will eventually finger out.  But until then... you might as well hear it on the ol' Smellcast feed until such ti...

Toppie and his pal Manyan Phelps embark on a road trip adventure that takes them into the PATH OF TOTALITY!!!! Like... WOW... it's a total solar eclipse! Experience it in real time! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie's  blog !  Follow him on  X . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!

Sassy McSass-Sass wants NOTHING to do with Aunt Tappie's sincere apology for going into outer space with Roger Bunting .  We do, however,  finally learn what happened to Aunt Tappie and Roger while they were off-Earth... and it's a tale NOT to be believed! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie's  blog !  Follow him on  X . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB...

That's right!  Brenda Boo, Doc Stone, Jay the Hauntcub and Toppie Smellie have returned with an ALL-NEW episode of LOTSL... or... "Life On The Shit List"!   And it looks like there's going to be more, because we, the LOTSL Crew have committed to bring you brand new epsisodes once a month right here on the Smellcast feed (to start with).  We would love to hear from you and for right now, please lea...

It's another full round of sound clips sent in from Smellcast listeners! STICK THIS AND LISTEN!!!! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie's  blog !  Follow him on  X . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!

First, a farewell to an old friend of the Smellcast.  Then,  Toppie tells his pal Manyan all about a long time friend of his from Rochester NY with whom he broke off a long time friendshp.  It seems Toppie's friend liked to break and enter abandoned homes to hoard whatever he found. At first, Toppie tells the sturry of his break up with conviction and a righteousness which he knows to be his.  But...

Toppie is embarrassed when Aunt Tappie tells the story of her first New Year's Eve drop in 1933 amidst the great depression! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie's  blog !   Follow him on  X . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!

Sassy wants to record Toppie's chickens to hear what they will say at the stroke of midnight on Christmas Eve! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie's  blog !   Follow him on  X . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!

Happy Turkey Day 2023!   Toppie is here with just about the ENTIRE Smellcast gang for a convoluted THANKSGIVING DAY JIFFY MIX CORN-PUDDIN' kind of celebration! Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie's  blog !   Follow him on  X . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!

On this special Halloween edition of the Smellcast Tommy Hashbrowns (Paul) stops in to tell his true tale of the unknown.  Sensitive listeners: be advised of unsettling and disturbing content. Write to Toppie at Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie's  blog !   Follow him on  X . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!

There is some attempt by Toppie to do a very nice episode about what he and his cast members did over the summer.  However, that attempt is quickly abandoned because the usual insanity erupts.  This time, it's like... a blast off in Pickle Hollow ... only not really... only maybe it is... oh, hell... YOU FIGURE IT OUT, OKAY!!???? And Also: Super-special  VOICE MAILS from Tastes Like Burning, Tim!...

The Zombie weed!  Oh, watch out for that Zombie weed...   Toppie and his pal Tommy Hashbrowns visit a marijuana dispensary somewhere in the north country, and later, Toppie experiences what he has come to call... his "Lost Weekend"! The true tale of a naked stoner for your edification and entertainment! Write to Toppie at  Smellcast@aol.com. Leave a comment on Toppie's  blog !  Follow him on  X ....

STICK IT!!!! Yeah, STICK IT!!!! Stick it out your back door! We got water puppets, fridge-drainage, snorers galore and lots of wetness!  All these sounds and more on our latest ALL-NEW Stick It episode!!! Special thanks to the following contributors: Tommy Hashbrowns Tastes Like Burning Tim Scotty, The Little Aussie Battler Harley in Denver Kathy Bacon Jay the Hauntcub Paul Chandler and Baron Fros...

Some thoughts from a terlit cleaner about a way to move forward in an age of existential thoughts and impending doom. Write to Toppie at  Smellcast@aol.com . Leave a comment on Toppie's  blog !  Follow him on  X . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!

No actual white, far right, religious, whacko nut-job Republicans were actually killed during this episode of the Smellcast. And they should thank their lucky stars, because frankly... it was a close call. It's a monumental global wide environmental disaster today on the Smellcast as Toppie and Sassy  are washed out to sea in an epic tale of survival and far-right lemonade. Write to Toppie at  Sme...

Now more than ever, it is so important we teach our youngsters about acceptance and being kind to one another.  In her own words: On this special June Pride edition of the Smellcast , we find out how participating in Drag Queen Story Hour has personally affected Maryland based Drag Super-Star, D'Manda Martini . Find D'Manda Martini on Twitter! Write to Toppie at  Smellcast@aol.com . Leave a commen...

Longtime listeners of the Smellcast will recognize our guests this episode: Kevin and Brian of Dansbury Connecticut, lovingly known to Pride 48-ers as... "The Dansburries," return for a fun and informative chat-fest with Toppie . Write to Toppie at  Smellcast@aol.com . Leave a comment on Toppie's  blog !  Follow him on  Twitter . Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, the...

In this blistering climax , answers await those behind the scene at the Smellcast studio: Before this episode is done, the cast asembled will hear an answer from Toppie that will decide the fate of all concerned.  Sounds pretty dramatic, huh?  Once again, featuring special guest star, IKK from the Shy Life Podcast with thanks to Paul Chandler! Write to Toppie at  Smellcast@aol.com . Leave a commen...