The SLOB Show

Episode 139 topics... 1. Worst sideline reporter ever 2. Worst apology ever 3. TSA guy repeating horrible catch phrase 4. Hickeys and how do people go about getting them 5. Fight attendant went out of his way to act straight 6. Sitting in emergency aisle 7. Has anyone in emergency aisle ever helped people on flight 8. People who don't know the McDonalds menu 9. Gynecologist gloves

Episode 138 topics... 1. Weird lady answered Sam's old land line number 2. Kyrie Irving trade 3. Sam and Bass should be breaking trade news reporters 4. Jon Jones tested positive for steroids again 5. Chuck E. Cheese band is retiring 6. Kids who went to the bathroom in ball bin 7. Kids should have trackers and a blue spray 8. Calling off work techniques 9. Diarrhea is the best excuse to get out of...

Episode 137 topics... 1. Bass' Los Angeles trip 2. Bass slept at a random radio station 3. Sleeping at airport 4. People who hold torches 5. People who care about Robert E. Lee 6. The only statue Abe cares about is the Rocky statue 7. Ric Flair update 8. Abe's parked car got hit and had an unpleasant dealing with city 9. Guys who eat ribs at tow truck places 10. Tow truck people treat you like a c...

Episode 136 topics... 1. Bass staying with Ryan in Los Angeles fiasco 2. The Ryan, Bass, and Lady Gaga connection 3. Weird guy that Abe met who pooped himself 4. Abe watched a Cosby Show marathon. Is that wrong? 5. Alice and Vicky the robot were slaves 6. Sex robots 7. Guys who add liquor to everything 8. Watermelon and Noah's Ark 9. Lions at the zoo compared to wild Lions

Episode 135 topics... 1. The slot machine controversy 2. Swearing to God as a little kid was like a lie detector test 3. Abe's Roulette strategy failed him 4. Abe produced an Ice Cube joint 5. Abe's legendary rapper impressions 6. Sam always wanted a Naughty by Nature hoodie 7. Chris Christie looks like Humpty Dumpty 8. The Chris Christie Cubs game altercation 9. Steve Jobs wife on yacht with new...

Episode 134 topics... 1. Abe's can't miss roulette strategy 2. The wasp massacre on Abe's balcony 3. Rocky was an A-hole 4. Guy bought Just for Men and depends 5. Kids should buy stuff off Amazon and sell at school 6. Pawn shops and Abe's greatest score 7. Craigslist experiences 8. Guys who just want a hot meal 9. Abe might be allergic to lions and tigers

Episode 133 topics... 1. The twenty year Tom Petty controversy 2. Going to concerts as a kid was hard 3. Sam was double slighted 4. Abe makes good after twenty years of animosity from Sam 5. Danny Gaga didn't take Sam to Great America 6. Family at White Sox game that was covered in Mustard 7. Shoot the Bull tournament and flag football 8. Bill Belichick's photo shoot 9. The stolen money controvers...

Episode 132 topics... 1. People who strategically place guitars behind them in videos 2. People who lie 3. Abe's interrogation technique 4. Proper pronunciations of Street Fighter characters 5. People who open up fire hydrants 6. Guy with single nipple ring 7. Michael Jordan has worst style ever 8. Jay the Gay's gay type of gay men descriptions. http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/twink-bear-wolf-a-gu...

Episode 131 topics... 1. Vin Armani joins the podcast... www. VinArmani.com 2. Vin's weekend rate is $10,000 3. Vin's real name and identity 4. Story about guy who had sex with a pig 5. Germaphobe escorts 6. Tips on how to get women 7. Peak Hotness 8. Style tips 9. A list celebrity stories 10. White girl on beach with "N' word tattooed on her arm

Episode 130 topics... 1. Abe accidentally shaved beard 2. Abe's current beard... https://goo.gl/images/OYeC9f 3. X-Pac got a yeast infection 4. Bill Maher controversy 5. Bass feud with Man versus food guy 6. Bass made a food show pilot https://youtu.be/nm-_5R7gN6E 7. Tiger that fired blanks and other tiger videos 8. Former child actors who are now an eye sore 9. The legend of Big Dave

Episode 129 topics... 1. Matthew Stromer joins Abe. www.hipbattersea.com 2. Guy kept waving at Abe pool and followed to shower 3. Showering in high school 4. Celebrities running for President 5. Steaks with ketchup 6. Grey Poupon controversy 7. Rocky in beginning of music montage can't do anything 8. Rocky 3 and if Adrian had sex with Clubber Lang 9. Karate Kid 3 and Daniel Larusso's bad luck with...

Episode 128 topics... 1. Marty Casey joins Abe. www.martycaseymusic.com 2. Abe and Ryan stole Marty's seats at Cubs game 3. Chris Cornell tributes 4. Musicians being political 5. Onesie's 6. Rock Star INXS show 7. Reality TV inner workings 8. Groupies 9. Song writers selling their songs and making millions 10. Parents screaming out window to call in kids 11. Abe and Marty grew up in the golden age...

Episode 127 topics... 1. King Friday's kingdom 2. Sister Act and other Whoopi Goldberg movies 3. Star Wars fans who claim to love obscure characters 4. Alice from the Brady Bunch's uniform 5. Hipsters should be on MySpace 6. People who make negative comments online 7. Metal Band names

Episode 126 topics... 1. Abe's daily decisions and dunking a basketball 2. Strippers and Nannies are the most fertile people 3. Athletes refusal to wear condoms 4. Michael Jordan in social media era would have been must see 5. Caitlyn should get a Kardashian ass 6. Kids shouldn't be forced to shower together 7. Guy Abe saw saw at red light who loved the Scorpions

Episode 125 topics... 1. April the Giraffe 2. Giraffe's enter the world with a horrible ten foot drop 3. Riot Fest and Lollapalooza 4. Guys who like free VIP areas 5. People who get drugs for bands 6. Wu Tang Clan horrible t-shirt tribute to ODB 7. Bass "partying" with Dennis Rodman 8. Blind guy had sex with girl and after asked Abe if she was hot 9. Bass and Abe have a real life scene from the mo...

Episode 124 topics... 1. Abe and Bass played basketball at United Center 2. Abe and Bass' greatest sports moments 3. Old people who still think adults are children 4. Viagra on steroids commercial 5. Magnums and petites 6. Tupac tribute had a lot of swearing 7. Hulk hogan and Ric Flair have a pass for bad behavior 8. This podcast is Abe's neck tattoo 9. Shaking hands should be replaced by bowing

Episode 123 topics... 1. Vicious text threads 2. Alberto Del Rio's profanity laced wedding invitation 3. Abe wouldn't care if Bass stole his car 4. The myth of Mike the Enforcer 5. Guy at open mic said Chappelle stole his material 6. Weight loss and running 5 K's 7. People who run in 5 K's 8. People who wear the race number on their chest hours after race 9. Guys who scream at you to do things you...

Episode 122 topics... 1. Fake band performances 2. Sex with Larry Flynt must suck 3. Jerry Krause death 4. Bass' fake recorder with no batteries in locker room 5. Most reporters in locker rooms seem like perverts 6. Tom Brady jersey found quicker than Bin Laden 7. Bass' infant son loves boobs 8. Libraries now have hot women and DVD's 9. Streaming networks and Netflix 10. Our phones are like baby b...

Episode 121 topics... 1. WWE's Paige in sex video 2. Every sex tape is must see 3. Old school wrestlers in sex tapes 4. Mix Master Mike got Booed at Guns n' Roses concert 5. Dumb people are easy to make happy 6. Ted Nugent's homophobic remark that made crowd howl 7. It's impossible to be as happy as the Ted Nugent crowd 8. Buying condoms ala carte

Episode 120 topics... 1. Free leather jackets at casino 2. Strip club and bachelor party talk 3. HR lady who thought Abe was black had another incident 4. Walking around naked 5. Racists make an exception to get laid 6. Kardashian's

Episode 119 topics... 1. Oscar's 2. The need to report deaths on text threads 3. Ryan gave Abe a shout out at Monday Night Raw 4. Magic Johnson has the cure for HIV 5. Guy who was hitting on girl at Jimmy Johns 6. The loser guy in the group that loves everyone's girlfriends 7. Melania giving lords prayer 8. Weird sex with the Trump sons 9. Guy charged Abe for a copy of cassette 10. Abe will be pla...

Episode 118 topics... 1. Today is the 6 year anniversary of the SiriusXM Howard 101 show 2. The history of this show/podcast 3. Naked blow drying at the gym 4. People who don't wear underwear 5. Skin tag talk 6. Metal guys that sexually assault people in mosh pits 7. Abe's chicken wing incident 8. Abe is an "asset" to a fast food chain 9. We finally know why Michael Jordan hung out with Charles Oa...

Episode 117 topics... 1. Bass almost died 2. Puking knee pad idea 3. Abe's final wishes 4. Sam's VIP list for wake 5. Sam wants to make angry video for his wake 6. People who give long lead up to report about a death 7. Abe's food life hacks 8. All spoonfuls at fast food places should be heaping 9. Guy took meat off of Abe's sandwich 10. People who say "Blonde hair don't care!" 11. People who use...

Episode 116 topics... 1. San Diego Chargers leaving for Los Angeles 2. People who had Chargers tattoos deserve the pain 3. Andre the Giant's sex life and general demeanor 4. Ivan Rodriguez's hair 5. Jackson 5 reunion and career Hail Mary's 6. People who post fake conversations with their kids 7. Bin Laden should have been a CSM at Walmart or swimmer 8. Abe's homeless kid restaurant idea

Episode 115 topics... 1. Bass ponytail final update 2. New microphone based kick-starter for Bass 3. Lady at coffee shop who didn't know how to make a latte 4. Half and half great debate and taste test 5. Guy who guarded CNN's coffee at Obama Farewell Speech 6. Trump leaked info 7. Abe's mayo turnoff #3