The SLOB Show

Paul Stanley enjoys Abe Kanan's impression of him on the Mancow show on 97.9 The Loop in Chicago.

Episode 90 topics... 1. Sludge returns to podcast and talks about Chicago trip 2. People who keep posting stuff about guns 3. Abe wants to get Sam the new Weird Al Yankovic box set 4. Bass disappears mid-podcast 5. Why did Ice Cube put Ricky on the couch in Boyz in the Hood 6. Sons of legends usually suck 7. Sludge lost his phone in Abe's car 8. Abe had to Fed Ex Sludges phone to Philadelphia 9. A...

Episode 89 topics... 1. Guy put his fingers in communal container at restaurant 2. Abe's love of watermelon 3. Abe' online casino victory 4. Bathroom choice at work and identifying someone by their shoes 5. Sushi made by hipsters 6. Don West mystery boxes are like cutting open watermelons

Episode 88 topics... 1. Guys who love guns and cigars 2. Abe and Bass played a pathetic game of basketball 3. Sam playing the game "HORSE" talk 4. Enrique Iglesias makes out with girls on stage during concerts 5. Has anyone been killed because of Enrique's tactics 6. People who get completely drunk at every event 7. Disturbed singer David Draiman's cheesy song intros 8. Gorilla tragedy and dumb mo...

Episode 87 topics... 1. Lady answered phone and asked Abe if he was hungry 2. Lawyer was talking about details of case while taking a dump 3. ATM machines give you subtle hints if you're a degenerate 4. Abe and Bass want to be each others food sponsors 5. Telemarketer butchered Abe's name 6. Bass worked as a telemarketer in high school 7. Four-hour diet and fad diets 8. People who speak all of the...

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Episode 86 topics... 1. Facebook is full of useless information 2. Abe's pathetic trip to casino buffet 3. Guy was talking smack with chicken skin on his face 4. Guy with ponytail dipped the tip in water 5. People who tell you to wash your hands 6. Abe's mom always asks him if he has pressure in chest 7. The Misfits and other reunions 8. Rappers who stop you on the street and start rapping 9. Guys...

Episode 85 topics... 1. Sludge returns to the podcast and excites Sam 2. Fantasy football talk 3. Sam in Training Day scenario would be hilarious 4. Ripping people off in Fantasy Football is great 5. Gene Simmons' song Christine Sixteen has questionable lyrics 6. Gene Simmons' sex tape was even more pathetic than Hulkster 7. People who use Kickstarter for pools and other stupid stuff 8. People who...

Episode 84 topics... 1. Balls and bending over in gym locker rooms 2. Guys who work out wearing Bane masks 3. The naked 7-second rule 4. Ted Cruz drops out 5. Open shower should be abolished 6. People who eat on the same side of the booth

Episode 83 topics... 1. Lazy payroll people 2. Abe feels bad for Possum's 3. Chyna porn got the same reaction as horse video 4. Hipsters ruin everything 5. What do hipsters and metal guys sleep in 6. Abe can't wait to refer to twenty dollar bills as "Tubman's" 7. People who wait in line for hours to save four dollars 8. Guy got arrested for stealing fountain drink 9. Worker who looks confused ever...

Episode 82 topics... 1. Abe tagged multiple times on $1 sub story 2. Abe trying to change the time of daily bathroom emergency 3. Thumb in belly button technique 4. Harriet Tubman on the $20 talk 5. Why does anyone care about Andrew Jackson 6. Going to a concert in 1996 compared to 2016 7. If Sam was a rock star he would be the biggest jerk ever 8. People who ask for more free stuff, when offered...

Episode 81 topics... 1. New addition to the "Things you can't look cool doing" list 2. Kate Hudson's new boyfriend and huge list of boyfriends 3. Bass almost got beaten up by NBA star Baron Davis 4. Abe caught in car dancing to a Kiss song 5. Sam inhales music like air 6. Guy puked on himself at Iron Maiden concert 7. Guy at gym who took Tinder pictures 8. Abe wants to hire Brock Lesnar to work at...

Episode 80 topics... 1. Changes to the podcast 2. Sam getting a big wrestling type push 3. Abe's fake injury to not have to walk as far at concert 4. People who roll up one leg while riding bike 5. Recent calls to 911 6. Naked guy on expressway 7. Double locking buttons when seeing homeless guy 8. Advantages of underwear versus commando 9. Abe ate too much Lamb on Easter 10. Abe's idea for new rel...

Abe Kanan and Bass discuss... 1. Remembering Toronto Mayor Rob Ford 2. Greatest audio clip in the history of audio 3. Final Tweet before dying 4. Swearing every morning when you wake up is normal 5. Abe and Bass ate a disgusting(in a good way) meal 6. Hulk Hogan's lucky bandana 7. Jake the Snake sex tape next 8. Abe accidentally wore green on St. Patricks Day 9. People should wear red on Pulaski D...

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss... 1. Bass' latest excuse for being late 2. Sam's hair trigger 3. Sox player retired because he couldn't bring son to work 4. People who bring kids to work 5. Jared from Subway got beat up in prison 6. Chumlee from Pawn Stars blew his golden ticket 7. Chumlee bar appearances in small towns 8. Old people hate fat people 9. St. Patricks Day in Chicago 10. Day...

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Questioning Bass' whereabouts 2. Sam is sick of Abe's childhood stories involving him 3. Peyton Manning is like Forrest Gump 4. God doesn't care about football 5. Sam feeds his dogs in middle of podcast 6. Sandboxes are gross 7. Bass explains why he is always late for podcast 8. Hulk Hogans "dress" bandana for court 9. Hulk Hogan sex tape ta...

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Abe's Mexican food double coma 2. Jumping up and down before using bathroom technique 3. People who say "thank you for your service" too fast 4. Abe consoled lady who fell at restaurant 5. Abe used foot to pick up a post it note 6. Ryan dogsitting Owen and Blu Blazer talk 7. Abe had incident with guy who buzzes him in at work 8. Guy in Abe's build...

Abe Kanan, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. If Abe played for the Lakers, would he score? 2. Kimbo Slice fight was like a train wreck 3. People who talk about the weather all the time 4. Indiana should have their own news 5. Abe played in a poker tournament that gave away guns 6. Slayer concert and bloody people at show 7. Guy at Slayer concert was a real class act 8. Jeans with hammer loop 9. Se...

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss... 1. Abe's first lunch incident with Bass, in new building 2. Abe clogged toilet on 1st day at new building 3. Guy kicked out of buffet after eating 50 pounds of food 4. Types of people who sue everyone 5. Abe leaving food for Bass is similar to Shawshank scene 6. Grammy Recap - Adele - Ice Cube's son - Bow Wow 7. Kanye busted for having Twitter writers 8....

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Abe and Bass working in same building again 2. Abe doesn't want to insult Bass by not going to lunch 3. Abe is in a Walking Dead situation 4. Security guard gave Abe bathroom code, then smiled at him after he left bathroom and forced a conversation 5. The legend of Abe and Suge Knight's meeting in Vegas 6. Abe's wardrobe malfunction at the g...

Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Story about Abe meeting Suge Knight in Las Vegas 2. Superbowl Best Bet of the Week for coin toss 3. Sam's bowling team tryout 4. People versus OJ Simpson show 5. Kim Kardashian and Kato Kaelin 6. Abe took bites out of wrongly made sandwiches 7. Phil Anselmo racist remark 8. People who always talk about paying dues 9. People who always say, Sarah Palin i...

Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Guy died in car crash while pleasuring himself 2. Sponsorship's 3. Ecoli outbreaks are best times to go to restaurants 4. Diseased sex offer 5. Birth control commercial is scariest commercial ever 6. Steven Tyler grabbed junk and then licked his hand 7. Which old rock stars are still cool to have sex with 8. Abe and Sam saw a random rock star 9. Homeles...

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Podcast intros are dumb 2. MLK Day is a good day to see which of your friends are racist 3. Boycotting awards shows isn't effective 4. Lesbian thug stared everyone down at casino 5. If Abe were a lesbian, he would be a lip stick lesbian 6. Getting stared down shouldn't offend people 7. Guy from dealership calls Abe live during podcast 8. It'...

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Reading old text messages is confusing sometimes 2. People who tell people to say hi to people 3. 2016 looks like it will be Abe's year 4. Crack voice never goes away 5. When people know our orders, we stop going 6. People who say "Happy Ne Year" a week later 7. Small talk is Abe's worst nightmare 8. When Abe was 13 he ate 3 Subway foot long...

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Guns N Roses reunion announcement 2. Guys who use pills for stick enhancement 3. Do hookers hang out and watch Netflix? 4. Do street hookers enjoy their job? 5. Craigslist creeps trying to buy Abe's truck 6. Guy on Craigslist who hid in his house from Abe 7. Abe hung out with a Craigslist buyer for three hours 8. Sam doesn't approve of the w...