The Slade and Mayson Show

Sunday morning Rant: Ruining Halloween A Florida man No is ALWAYS the right answer: https://www.outkick.com/florida-man-told-police-officer-to-call-the-fbi-because-hes-allowed-to-carry-meth/ Another asteroid The asteroid, known as 2022 RM4, is expected to pass by Earth on Nov. 1 – about 1.5 million miles away at its closest point ITS BACK Caster oil Prunes Why are we the fattest nation in the worl...

Sunday morning Rant: McDonald's Toys A Florida man WPLG Local 10: Florida man, who became famous because of his mugshot, arrested again. https://www.local10.com/news/florida/2022/10/18/florida-man-who-became-famous-because-of-his-mugshot-arrested-again/ Car Costs https://news.yahoo.com/helium-shortage-doctors-worried-running-110000674.html Paul McCartney's son James spitting image.  Looks not...

Sunday morning Rant: Brest Cancer Awareness Month A Florida man https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/crime/florida-man-busted-robbing-store-finger-gun List of evil candy Don't be a jerk visiting my home - Boundaries gang! Starbucks Secret Menu Items A woman duped out of $30K Today is international Cat day Why are we the fattest nation in the world Old Bay Pumpkins Krispy Kreme McDonald's Budwei...

Sunday morning Rant: Kanye West has too much money A Florida man https://www.firstpost.com/world/florida-man-escapes-crime-scene-by-jumping-into-sea-heres-what-happened-next-11385461.html Tattooing your lips Happy meals for adults Pizza Hut trying to get into the chicken wing business A cat found at McDonald's, 2 stories Robots should not have guns (Just sayin') Breast Cancer Awareness Month https...

Sunday morning Rant: Destroying an Apple phone and watch to prove you can't destroy an Apple phone or watch. A Florida man https://www.dea.gov/press-releases/2022/09/30/florida-man-pleads-guilty-distributing-eight-kilograms-meth Today is National name your car day Our new king Expensive pet food portable record player growing basil Making hard cider Why are we the fattest nation in the world? Geof...

Sunday morning Rant: Specialty shows moving to pay per view. A Florida man https://www.dailycommercial.com/story/news/crime/2022/09/22/florida-man-accused-stealing-40-000-worth-diesel-lake-county-circle-k-zaldivar-mascotte/8073499001/ https://www.sciencealert.com/an-early-warning-sign-of-dementia-risk-may-be-keeping-you-up-at-night-says-new-study Weekly nightmares Long sleep is also bad for you an...

Sunday morning Rant: More Opulence - AARP Scams JD’s Underwear is for sale A Florida man http://www.wbiw.com/2022/09/15/police-make-traffic-stop-and-arrest-florida-man-when-they-find-drugs-in-the-vehicle/ https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-claims-he-shot-officers-thinking-they-were-mexican-cartel-members https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/16/health/4-7-8-breathing-technique-relaxing-wellness/index.ht...

Sunday morning Rant: The monarchy A florida man https://nypost.com/2022/09/08/florida-man-randy-austerman-arrested-after-pulling-3-foot-sword-on-cops/ https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-florida-drug-cocaine-politician-20220816-bjzz3kkwbbfv3iagd2rtajcyeu-story.html Stung by a wasp https://www.nbc26.com/news/national/woman-claims-she-was-arrested-at-las-vegas-airport-for-being-so-good-looking...

Sunday morning Rant Waste through opulence. A Florida man https://www.fox13memphis.com/news/trending/florida-man-wearing-only-apron-boxers-socks-breaks-into-little-caesars/L6MJ64C72BEMRCA5K5IMIF7VWQ/ It's National Spice Day Fixed my old Dishwasher Heinz Ketchup Jeff Bezos McDonald burger Oscar Madison Mickey Mantle card Artemis Jury Duty https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/02/technology/ai-artificial-...

Sunday morning Rant Children who are privileged because of their parents. A florida man https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/aww-man-florida-man-tries-hiding-half-a-pound-of-meth-under-cop-car/ “Schneider and Sanberg” https://www.yahoo.com/news/experts-police-appear-excessive-arkansas-205643386.html https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/magic-mushroom-psychedelic-may-help-150331501.html https://www.yahoo.c...

Sunday morning rant: Having kids too old. A florida man https://www.yahoo.com/news/arguing-rv-park-florida-cops-140219438.html https://www.yahoo.com/news/overworked-elephant-rips-thai-owner-180748184.html https://www.yahoo.com/news/monk-fight-leads-death-thailand-225633150.html https://finance.yahoo.com/news/pumpkin-spice-goldfith-sh-hit-shelves-in-new-collab-with-dunkin-221614894.html https://www...

Morning Rant:  S (Rich)WP A Florida man https://www.sacbee.com/news/local/crime/article264451941.html We are donuts Sperm donor looking for love https://www.lamag.com/citythinkblog/serial-sperm-donor-from-la-will-soon-have-55-children/ Having surgery done by people who are not surgeons Is National Navajo speaker day A truck full of beer overturned on the highway. There was no loss, as it was...

Morning Rant:  Brittney Griner A Florida man WFLA: Florida man dressed as Spider-Man robs woman, reports say. https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-man-dressed-as-spider-man-robs-woman-reports-say/ https://people.com/human-interest/french-scientist-apologizes-says-space-telescope-image-of-distant-star-was-actually-just-chorizo/ https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/earth-spinning-faster-usua...

Morning Rant:  Things that are good for you and things you should not do are now things you should do. A Florida man https://news.yahoo.com/florida-man-drives-space-force-133950616.html https://www.yahoo.com/news/swerving-scooter-florida-walmart-then-160106225.html https://www.yahoo.com/news/leave-beaver-star-tony-dow-185200484.html Tony Dow Chess robot https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/...

Morning Rant:  Spending money on Ukraine - Drinking Beer A Florida man https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida/ouch-tiktok-video-shows-lemon-shark-biting-down-on-florida-mans-pinky/ https://www.insidenova.com/headlines/freckles-the-rare-lobster-saved-from-manassas-restaurant-dies-at-museum/article_52fb8372-0860-11ed-b130-7beac678da77.html#:~:text=Freckles%2C%20the%20one%20in%2030,said%20in%20a%20...

Morning Rant:  Shrinkflation The Economy and the James Webb telescope A Florida man https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-man-arrested-trying-flee-deputies-riding-lawn-mower-rcna37674 https://www.yahoo.com/news/lawsuit-claims-skittles-unfit-human-201606852.html Titanium dioxide - mineral sunscreen https://www.yahoo.com/news/japanese-company-designs-upright-nap-012653487.html A cleaner...

Morning Rant:  Greedy people, Joey Chestnut, men figuring out hacks for WD40, as well as women, the digit count the fireworks. A Florida man https://www.al.com/news/2022/07/florida-man-arrested-for-killing-neighbors-rooster-chickens-die-every-day-people-at-churchs-popeyes.html YouTube is guessing…incorrectly New Thor movie Howard the Duck chronic disease day I love cooking Russian women as vi...

Morning Rant:  4th of July safety A Florida man https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-poses-as-disney-world-cast-member-steals-10k-r2-d2-droid-deputies-say https://www.yahoo.com/news/toxic-foam-cloud-floods-30-205516372.html https://www.science.org/content/article/poop-transplants-can-help-prematurely-old-mice-live-longer My Car 4 County Play - JD as “Cal” Repeal the 13th amendment? W...

Morning Rant:  TikTok - Cheese Challenge A Florida man https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-in-cow-pajamas-among-6-arrested-on-drug-charges Music of your life Burger King Getting older - shows and events from yesteryear…it was just last week. Leave wildlife alone 10 Food Items You Should Buy at the Dollar Store https://finance.yahoo.com/news/10-food-items-buy-dollar-143120125.html Theat...

Morning Rant:  Father’s day…leave me alone! Juneteenth A Florida man https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-man-wanted-to-go-to-jail-hits-troopers-car-report-says/ https://www.yahoo.com/news/place-homestead-where-swim-alligators-152325496.html https://www.yahoo.com/news/york-state-man-arrested-multiple-164053290.html Can't drink like I used to. Can't eat like I used to. $110,000 it's been...

Sunday Morning Rant:  Tiktok Vinegar sparkling Cola challenge A Florida man https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-jailed-after-alleged-vending-machine-smackdown-over-soda-1707835 AI will take over. The price of EVERYTHING is up - gas prices Go visit the nursing home Dishonest people Payphones Beavis and Butthead movie +Johnny Dangerously +Fritz the Cat +Blazing Saddles It’s national Peanut but...

Sunday Morning Rant:  Old married couples is a myth A Florida man https://wgntv.com/news/florida-man-arrested-for-calling-911-to-say-biden-needs-to-be-in-jail-deputies-say/ Walmart Karen’s Johnny Depp Vince Vance & The Valiants - All I Want for Christmas Is You   Mariah Carey's version Only took 15 mins to put it together. Shocker…really? https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/femal...

Sunday Morning Rant:  Memorial Day A Florida man https://www.yahoo.com/news/trucker-crashed-truck-florida-publix-195251385.html https://www.thebrighterside.news/post/scientists-turn-nuclear-waste-into-diamond-batteries-lasting-1-000-s-of-years https://www.foxnews.com/politics/arbys-manager-admits-to-urinating-into-milkshake-mix Monkeypox Johnny Depp Russian age 65  Coq au vin https://giz...

Sunday Morning Rant:  Kids will kill you. No formula A Florida man (and Woman) https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-man-in-ape-mask-used-sledgehammer-to-rob-laundromat-deputies-say/ https://gizmodo.com/nasa-spacesuits-leaking-water-iss-1848949499 Things we need Vs. Things we want. Today is National Vanilla Pudding Day! Disney Why are we the fattest nation in the world? Gummy candy recall...

Sunday Morning Rant:  School is out.  Here comes the reality. Desiderata Red Roses Too A Florida man https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2022/05/12/florida-man-arrested-over-22k-in-citations-issued-over-balloon-pollution-from-miami-proposal-party/ Is JD looking like Jack Sparrow or more like Nick Fury Power failure GFI outlet Restarting computer Doctor Strange Bob Seger Ringo Starr Mick...