The Sinner and The Saint

What are your demands for the workplace? NFL Free agency rundown. What would you do if you were a sports team owner? WHAT TO WATCH!!!

A vibrant discussion regarding strip clubs and personal responsibility. Also - the career relevance of working with 18-year-olds. Aaron RigThe Bears went all in, trading for the No. 1 pick. Anthony Richardson is a high risk, high reward dude for the Seahawks. The asteroid is coming!

Ortner brags about being an everyday badass who won’t skip work for s**t. The Pac-12 is running out of options to stay relevant. NBA Playoff race. WHAT TO WATCH!!!

We act like a couple of fartknockers and show everybody what’s up, and a bag of chips!!! It’s a conversation about slang. NBA All-Star Weekend and its purpose. WHAT TO WATCH!!!

Messy sandwiches and messy dudes. Recapping the Super Bowl. Trying to figure out the point of the Pro Bowl. Chat GPT wants you to leave your wife… I’m listening…

Will is ready to tear into the Trail Blazers from minute one of the show. Luke has Super Bowl fun facts to sprinkle throughout the show. The Trail Blazers are now in a MASSIVE pickle with Gary Payton II. Cheese lubricant… Let us explain…

More Super Bowl talk!! We have Super Bowl fun facts!!! ALSO – HOT JIMMY CARTER TALK!!! WHAT TO WATCH!!! WHY AM I YELLING?

More coverage of the NFL Divisional Round! Which coach has more to prove this weekend? [INSERT TYPICAL SPORTS TROPE HERE]. Will can’t accept he is now old.

Trail Blazers legend Bill Schonely has died. We remember his legacy and his love of Standard TV and Appliance. Previewing the NFL Divisional Round. Anger erupts between a couple after a woman is denied access to a strip club.

Why the Dolphins are the most disappointing team of the NFL season. Two quarterbacks that are extremely NOT sexually appealing; Vikings vs. Giants. Why the Bengals might not be ready for the moment. WHAT TO WATCH!!!

We’re all back in the studio now and Luke has stories about Bandon Dunes. Will is concerned about the relationship between Curious George and The Man with The Yellow Hat. Previewing Seahawks/49ers & Jaguars/Chargers. We practice a time-honored show tradition…. Declined license plates!

We are so friggin’ over the clock that we break two minutes into the first segment. The Seahawks will need to be strategic about sucking in the future. Gripes about Christmas movies, and WHAT TO WATCH!!

Will is back from Denver and was not impressed while Luke is more of a location based traveler. Luke ain’t so sure Oregon State is going to beat Florida SO BAD in the Las Vegas Bowl. Ranking the best sides at KFC.

Trail Blazers are starting to suck a little. Deshaun Watson makes his NFL return and the best uniforms in college football.

Will regails in the spoils of victory, after Oregon State comes away with the Rivalry win. He also rubs it in Duck fans' faces. The CFP is turning into chaos. Man bits nose after bad golf game. We examine.

Crapping on crappy NFL Teams and the horrible-ness of Thursday Night Football. Will is catastrophizing about the Trail Blazers, AGAIN. For good reason, though! A trip around the college football scoreboard.

Luke’s kids were sick on their birthday and Will gets bothered by a 15-year-old boy at the gym. The Oregon Ducks lost to the Huskies, and ultimately lost their chances at the CFP. USC is looking to make their case for the CPF, playing UCLA today. There was a foot found… no body.

Some Oregon State Beaver talk ahead of their contest against Cal. Luke is getting ready for NFL Germany. The Trail Blazers are exciting, but are they GOOD?

We're in the new studio and awkward. Complaining about video games and Will's hatred for the Oregon/Washington rivalry.

Ragging on Mario Cristobal for a few minutes. The Trail Blazers are being cheap, again. Alternative broadcasts! WHAT TO WATCH!!!

We talk about Kevin Costner movies and why “The Postman” was so weird. The Bears really don’t know what they’re doing with Justin Fields. PUNT TALK! Sex on a Ferris wheel; is it cool?

T-Shirts made in China, end up being re-made in America. Fernando Tatis gets popped for the roids. More NFL talk. WHAT TO WATCH?!?

Luke is back from his camping trip and he F***ING WON THE CORN HOLE TOURNAMENT. NFL preseason talk. DeShaun Watson talk. A tree explodes and we have theories.

We remember the good ole’ days of Portland, Oregon. This is before people took dumps on the sidewalks. Guessing the ranks of NFL teams based on Pro Football Focus. What to Watch!!!

Hot and sexy lawn talk to help get your yard wet… Grass. The Seahawks are being weird and we’re not sure how to react. Remembering the racist pitcher, John Rocker. The rules of engagement when it comes to “ghosting.”