The Simon and Ross Podcast

Welcome back to the last proper episode this year and to Charlottes final episode of her top 5 movies. Despite the constant clicking that's taken me ages to edit out, I'm very grateful she finally got on to do her top 5 movies. This week we finally get to her favourite film. Thank you Charlotte and thank you to those who have listened this year and over the last 5 series. Hopefully we will be back...

Welcome back to our Top 5 Movies with special Guest Charlotte, Simon's wife. This week we delve into her next movie and also her worst film ever. Was nonse-ing acceptable in the 80s? Did The Swayze hate Baby? Would you pleasure a lady if you had a snake hand? See you next week for Charlotte's top movie Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See ac...

Welcome to what some podcast apps say is our 200th episode. This time we finally get Simon wife Charlotte on the podcast to discuss her top 5 movies. After 4 years of trying to get her to decide her top 5 movies, we get her on. We discuss her rejects and her flesh pocket. Join us next time for part 2 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acas...

Welcome back to the final episode of Irwins top 5 movies. This time we get to talking about his top 2 films. This time Ross ignores Irwins clues, but eventually gets it right. Ross destroys the Rings of power. There's also a new jingle, which will probably never get used again. Thanks Irwin we look forward to speaking to you again See you next time for the 200th episode! Become a member at https:/...

Welcome back and this week we continue with Irwin's top 5 movies. This week we start off with Ross and Irwin discussing wrestling and wrestling names. We get into Irwins 3rd film. We discuss dubbed versions or removing entire scenes for TV How can you remove the toilet scene in Dumb and Dumber? How do make a boring Matrix film? See you next week for part 4 and final episode of Irwins top 5. Become...

Welcome back and a break in Irwins top 5 movies. This time Ross PI meets an old friend Simon from Scotland Yard. Ross travels to Barrow in Furness to stop an evil sailor called "Wadey" stop poisoning children with Halloween candy. See you next time when we return back to Irwins top 5 movies. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...

Welcome back to the second part of Irwins top 5 movies. This time we get into his top 5 movies, also get side tracked by Jonathon Frakes asking us questions. Join us next time for part 3. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to our first guest in quite a while, this time joining us from Barrow in Furness, is one of Ross' oldest friends, Irwin. Like Madonna, Bono and Trump is only referred to by one name. We discuss the process of choosing a top 5, Irwins movie and TV nights and the origins of the Hit Song "Surprise Rickman" Join us next time when we get into his top 5. Become a member at https://plus...

Welcome back to a special episode, it's Ross's birthday (Well a few days ago anyway). Simon sent him a couple of presents and Ross opened them for the show. It's more interesting than it sounds! See you next time for our first guest episode for a while. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ross Skyrme PI returns, with the shadow of Vincent Vile still following him. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For those who may want the audiobook from the previous episode, here is Ross Skyrmes first adventure. The Case of the Exploding Anuses. More to come! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to the second part of the AI episode. This time Simon discovers a detective book called Ross Skyrme PI and also finds the audiobook. Simon makes a mistake trying to make an episode cover. Ross also tells of his trip to the theatre. See you next time Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to a one of special in two parts. This week Simon has been experimenting with AI and using some jingles and some of our conversations in AI to turn them into songs. It;s all a bit silly and there's some classic tunes in there. Hope you enjoy Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to the final compilation of our guest episodes and the Who Are You? section. This week we have: Lloyd, Owen, Nathan, Ian and The Mighty Stu. We're preparing for our next batch of episodes, which may be a few weeks, so enjoy the Summer and we'll see you soon! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...

Welcome back to the great episode section called Who Are You? This week we have: Gage, Anders, Connor, Nathan, and Tessa Join us next week for part 3 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

While we prepare the next few episodes, we go back to our guest episodes and the now infamous Who Are You section. This week we have: Graham, Lewis, Michaela, Fatima, Frank and Liam. Hear the panic of an over produced jingle and Clip art video being played at them in anger! Join us next week for part 2 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See ac...

Welcome back to our countdown of the top 5 songs we shouldn't like...but do! We finally get into our top songs of songs we shouldn't like. We discuss Ross's photo shoot and his funny joke. Ross rocks Simon to his very core with his choices Would you do Cher or Madonna? Are five sexier than Martine Mcutchin? Join us next time when we won't be talking about shit songs Become a member at https://plus...

Welcome back to the fourth episode of the top 5 songs we shouldn't like but do. Is the fun in the thumbing? Also, a surprise return of a classic guest at the end. See you next time for the final episode in these special. Till then....Bwuce Wiwis! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we take a break from our top five crap songs we like and go to a festival. In STOCKPORT! Yes we went to the Rockstock festival in Stockport, with headliner Rammstein. We barely made it after a start in the delights of Stockport pubs, but got there eventually. The sound quality in parts is shocking, so much so I had to use an AI software to try and enhance it. Hopefully we've salvaged som...

Welcome back as we continue through our top 5 of songs we shouldn't like but do. We thought we might get through it by now, but no, we didn't See you next time Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, week continue through our top 5 of songs we shouldn't like, but do. This time Ross only plays with is Bass for a bit, but we do have a new bass rundown for punctuating jokes or ridiculous statements. Next week we will continue through the list. See you then Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...

Welcome back to what should have been a one-off, but most likely be much more. We start to discuss the top 5 songs we shouldn't like...But do! An awful lot of pre-amble, but we do eventually get round to start talking about our first few choices. Also an awful lot of Ross finding excuses to get out his new bass, sadly not a euphemism! See you next time for part 2. Become a member at https://plus.a...

This week, while we get busy recoding new episodes, here is a bit of a reminder of some of our jingles and songs. Most of your favourites are there, including: Who are you? What meats? Spider meats? Gaseous Gaseous etc... We'll be back very soon Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross-podcast . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to episode 2, the second half of our catch up episode. This time there's a lot of talk about Netflix's physical 100 and how flustered they all get. This was a bit of trial to see we could still do this, and we decided we can, so more eps will come at some point. Looking like we'll start doing guests again, Look forward to so familiar voices over the next few weeks and months. See you...

Welcome back, we managed to get together for a maybe one off episode (that we've split into two) maybe be the start of some more, maybe not. Ross talks about being a new father and all that entails. Part 2 will be out soon, when we discuss the new series of Physical 100....really cool! Would you inject Colostrum for a quick pick me up? Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-simon-and-ross...