Bianca Marais, Carly Watters and CeCe Lyra

The Shit No One Tells You About Writing

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This is a podcast for emerging writers who want to improve the quality of their work and learn more about the publishing industry. Your one host, Bianca Marais (the bestselling author of 'The Witches of Moonshyne Manor') interviews authors, agents, editors and just about anyone and everyone who's involved in bringing a book to market. She's joined by her cohosts, literary agents Carly Watters and CeCe Lyra from P.S. Literary Agency, who read and critique query letters as well as opening pages in their Books with Hooks segment. Expect good advice, honest insights, and a few laughs along the way...

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Bianca Marais, Carly Watters and CeCe Lyra

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

The Mechanics of Great Storytelling 15.01.2026

In this week’s double author interview, Bianca sits down with New York Times bestselling author Simone St. James to talk about her chilling new novel, ‘ A Box Full of Darkness’ —a return to the eerie town of Fell that readers of ‘ The Sundown Motel’ will lose their minds over. Simone reveals how a single idea—children playing hide-and-seek and one never returning—sparked a locked-room mystery laye...

Shooting the Shit About The Easiest Genres to Sell and How Agents Impact The Outcomes of Book Deals 12.01.2026

In this week’s Shooting the Shit, Carly and CeCe ring in the new year by talking about words of the year, habits vs. goals, and what ease might actually look like in 2026. They also dive into what really goes into selling books, including a fascinating editor breakdown of the hardest—and easiest—genres to publish in fiction and nonfiction. Plus, they answer a big community question about whether w...

Perfecting the Page One Experience 08.01.2026

In this episode, Bianca , Carly , and CeCe welcome writer Rhiannon Harvey for an in-depth Books with Hooks critique. Rhiannon reads her polished query for ‘ Mara’s Call’ , a speculative YA mystery set on a fog-shrouded New England island where the sea whispers secrets—and a girl’s family history refuses to stay buried. The hosts discuss tightening hooks, anchoring motivations, crafting atmospheric...

Shooting the Shit About Your Deepest and Darkest Book Money Questions PART TWO 05.01.2026

The money talk continues. In Part Two of this no-BS publishing deep dive, Carly and CeCe tackle what really happens after you sign a deal—from how advances are actually paid (spoiler: it takes a while), to whether two-book deals are a smart move, how much authors should spend on marketing and PR, and if believing your book has million-dollar potential is confidence or delusion. They break down gen...

Big Auction Debuts and What Brings You Back to the Page 01.01.2026

In this week’s double author interview episode, Carly sits down with Katie Bernet , author of the wildly buzzed-about YA thriller ‘Beth Is Dead’ — a Junior Library Guild Gold Standard Selection that has already earned three starred reviews (Kirkus, Publishers Weekly, and Shelf Awareness). Katie shares the story behind her explosive debut: a modern, twisty, murder-mystery reimagining of ‘ Little Wo...

December Bonus Episode 29.12.2025

In our final bonus episode of 2025, we uncover what really happens inside a literary agency. This week, we’re giving you a fly-on-the-wall look at a real agent meeting. CeCe is joined by fellow agents from Wendy Sherman Associates to talk trends, romantasy, cover reveals, editor movement, author marketing pressure, and what agents actually do after a book sells. Honest, funny, and packed with insi...

The Job of a Disruption 25.12.2025

In this festive episode, Bianca , Carly , and CeCe unwrap two juicy query critiques! First up: — a whodunit-meets-reality-TV mashup where The Bachelor collides with Death on the Nile . The trio dishes on comps overload, missing love stories, and why “cozy romance” needs more than vibes. Then, a chilling turn with a literary horror set in Alaska. CeCe and Carly dive deep into what makes tension wor...

Shooting the Shit About Your Deepest and Darkest Book Money Questions: PART ONE 22.12.2025

Money. Advances. Royalties. Envy. Agenting. In this no-holds-barred part one episode, Carly and CeCe crack open the money conversations writers are told not to have—and answer your most anonymous, anxiety-inducing questions about the business of publishing. From six-figure deal myths and what “earning out” actually means, to whether writing can be a job, how agents think about money, and why publi...

The Evolution of a Novel 18.12.2025

On this week’s episode, Bianca chats with Belfast-born writer Gráinne O’Hare , author of the hilarious, tender, and irresistibly relatable debut novel ‘ Thirst Trap’ . They discuss the evolution of Thirst Trap —from messy drafts to its final form, capturing the chaos, grief, and wild nights of your 20s, writing nuanced female friendships, crafting authentic dialogue, balancing “quiet” storytelling...

Shooting the Shit About How Much Agents Share 15.12.2025

Do agents talk about your queries behind the scenes? 👀 In this episode of Shooting the Shit , Carly and CeCe kick things off with winter sadsies, Brazilian brigadeiros, and an advent-calendar scandal before diving into the real talk writers need. They break down whether agents share queries with each other, if comping an agent’s own clients helps or hurts your chances, and what it really means wh...

Quiet Stories, Big Stakes 11.12.2025

In this week’s Books with Hooks, Carly and CeCe dig into two thought-provoking queries — one about addiction and redemption, the other about love, power, and self-worth. They unpack why “quiet” stories can still grab attention, how to balance A and B plots in romance, and why tension and character depth are everything. Tune in for sharp agent insights, story surgery, and a few laugh-out-loud momen...

Shooting the Shit: About the hidden side of best-of-year lists, AI worries, and the "midlist bestseller" 08.12.2025

In this week’s Shooting the Shit , Carly and CeCe dive into the chaos that is publishing in December—best-of-year lists, midlist “bestsellers,” AI anxiety, and the eternal question: Are books becoming luxury items?! They unpack fresh sales stats, why returns matter more than you think, real talk about authors’ AI fears, and the emotional rollercoaster of watching everyone post their “Best of 2025”...

Plotting With Fate 04.12.2025

In this episode, Carly welcomes her co-writing clients Tracy Dobmeier and Wendy Katzman — authors of ‘ 10,000 Light Years from OK’ — to talk about their heartfelt, writer-centric sophomore novel. If you love stories about love, hope, courage, and the wild coincidences that make us believe in something bigger… this one’s for you. ‘ 10,000 Light Years from OK’ is out now — grab your copy and tune in...

Shooting the Shit: About agent burnout and the problems facing small publishers and booksellers 01.12.2025

Carly and CeCe are back—one in snowy Canada, one in flower-crown Hawaii—and they’re diving into burnout, the business of books, and the spicy gossip that only happens at publishing conferences. The dynamic duo cover everything from agent burnout, the power of booksellers and more conference chaos. You don’t want to miss this week’s episode! Can you spot the Easter eggs Carly and CeCe drop? Take a...

The Pinball Effect in Fiction 27.11.2025

In this Books with Hooks episode, Bianca , Carly , and CeCe dig into two submissions—a YA fantasy query and a memoir/nonfiction hybrid. They unpack why centering a protagonist matters, how to sharpen specificity in quests, what makes prologues succeed (or fail), and why memoir queries need a clear narrative arc. Expect candid advice on worldbuilding, dialogue, experimental structures, and how to p...

November Bonus Episode 24.11.2025

In part one of November’s bonus episode, bestselling author Patricia Sands joins Bianca to share how she started writing at 65, indie-pubbed her way to being approached by Amazon’s Lake Union, and built a devoted readership along the way. They chat about writing for joy, setting publishing goals for yourself, the pros and cons of indie vs traditional publishing, and her new novel The French Effect...

When Writing Gets Personal: Two Authors on Vulnerability and Voice 20.11.2025

In part one of this week’s author interview, CeCe Lyra connects with clinical psychologist, couples therapist, and bestselling author Dr. Tracy Dalgleish to talk about her new book ‘ You, Your Husband and His Mother’ —a candid look at one of the biggest sources of relationship tension: in-laws. It’s a conversation about courage, creativity, and the messy beauty of human connection—plus a peek behi...

Shooting the Shit...Live from Hawaii! About turning down offers and how best to work with your literary agent. 17.11.2025

CeCe’s in island mode, Carly’s snowed in—and the publishing chat is heating up. From lost luggage and red-eye flights to turning down book deals and navigating TV/film rights, this week’s episode covers it all. Plus: AI pitch letters (hard no!), why Harper Collins’ “bad quarter” matters, and a little optimism for the analog future of reading. ☀️ Books, beaches, and big opinions—just another week o...

Murder, Metafiction, and Query Letter Mayhem 13.11.2025

Carly and CeCe are back (with a little Blue Jays banter to start) to dive into two fresh query letters. In this episode, the hosts critique a historical novel featuring Shakespeare, conspiracies, and metafiction—but does the query overshare and under-pitch? Next up is a campus-set thriller with book clubs, murder, and female rage—great hook, but are the comps and execution hitting the right notes?...

Shooting the Shit Live From LA! About Page to Screen and NaNoWriMo 10.11.2025

Carly’s reporting live from Los Angeles and CeCe’s just back from a rom-com-gone-wrong trip to Ottawa (complete with flight chaos and airport bathroom glam). From bribing airline staff with books to rolling up to Netflix, the travel stories are top-tier comedy. Then they dive into Hollywood talk — what’s actually getting adapted from page to screen, why short stories are suddenly hot IP, and how T...

Success after 800 Rejections! 06.11.2025

Author and agent Jenna Satterthwaite joins Bianca to talk about her new thriller ‘ The New Year’s Party’ , a murder mystery packed with secrets, friendship, and chaos. Jenna opens up about her 800+ rejections, writing through grief, finding joy in storytelling, and why she’s radically transparent about money and publishing. Tune in for real talk about persistence, transparency, and the messy beaut...

Shooting the Shit About Winning Author Mindsets and Agent Submission Timelines 03.11.2025

They are back! CeCe’s in Ottawa, Carly’s in LA — but the tea is still hot! They break down Q3 book sales (romance + thrillers took a hit), talk timing for submissions, decode what agent feedback really means, and dive into the “good news comes fast” myth. Plus: AI scam alerts and why rejection is just part of the game. Note: CeCe Lyra is a literary agent at Wendy Sherman Associates. If you’d like...

When Reality TV Meets Cli-Fi: Hooks, Depth, and the Dreaded Coincidence 30.10.2025

In this episode of Books with Hooks , Carly and CeCe hold down the fort while Bianca is away—and things get delightfully silly. The duo dig into two very different query letters. First up, a reality-TV-inspired contemporary romance about a bisexual woman who falls for siblings on a dating show. Carly and CeCe discuss the strength of the hook, the pitfalls of coincidences, and why adding depth and...

October Bonus Episode 27.10.2025

In this month’s bonus episode, award-winning author Amber McBride joins Bianca to talk about ‘ The Leaving Room’ — a YA novel in verse that unfolds entirely in the space between life and death. Amber opens up about losing and reclaiming her voice, the power of poetry to hold emotion, and what it means to write from the liminal spaces of grief and love. A mesmerizing conversation about craft, coura...

For The Love of Writing 23.10.2025

This week on the podcast (listen to it here or watch it on YouTube !), Bianca interviews Hannah Mary McKinnon about her latest thriller, A Killer Motive . They delve into the intricacies of character development, the importance of collaboration in the writing process, and the challenges authors face in the ever-evolving landscape of publishing. Hannah shares her unique approach to creating realist...

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