The ShadowBear Story Sessions

Today's episode features a tale about how when you give up, sometimes things just sort work out anyway! Dive on into this week's story session! Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions. Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends that laid the foundation for all the movies...

Today's episode features the most toxic relationship in fairy tale history. Dive on into this week's story session! Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions. Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends that laid the foundation for all the movies, TV, and other stories we k...

Today's episode features stupid promises and even stupider solutions. I guess people were pretty incompetent when it came to being devious back in olden times. Dive on into this week's story session! Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions. Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths,...

Today's episode features delightful old a tale about blackmail, kidnapping, and decapitation. Dive on into this week's story session! Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions. Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends that laid the foundation for all the movies, TV, and...

Today's episode features a tale about one king's shortsighted promise and the horrifying, ridiculous, disgusting consequences. Dive on into this week's story session! Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions. Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends that laid the founda...

Today's episode features a collection of tales about how sometimes the dumbest guy wins. Dive on into this week's story session! Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions. Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends that laid the foundation for all the movies, TV, and other...

Today's episode features a tale about a family of idiots who don't do a single good thing but are still somehow portrayed as heroes. Dive on into this week's story session! Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions. Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends that laid the...

Today's episode features a very questionable tale about how judging people by their looks... sometimes works? Dive on into this week's story session! Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions. Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends that laid the foundation for all the...

Today's episode features a tale about a tailor who cons and murders an entire town, all while never doing a single stitch of tailoring. Dive on into this week's story session! Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions. Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends that laid t...

Today's episode features a tale about avoiding cannibals, keeping your word, and sweet irresistible textile equipment. Dive on into this week's story session! Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions. Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends that laid the foundation for...

Today's episode features a tale about an alcoholic dog and a psychotically vengeful bird. Dive on into this week's story session! Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions. Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends that laid the foundation for all the movies, TV, and othe...

Today's episode features a tale about the dumbest, most undeserving hero of all time who fails his way to the top. Dive on into this week's story session! Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions. Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends that laid the foundation for all...

We're back! Today's episode features a tale about a badass girl, a dumbass witch, and the most unimpressive romantic interest of all time. Dive on into this week's story session! Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions. Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends that lai...

Today's episode features a tale about an honest guy who gets totally screwed over just because he's a little weird. Dive on into this week's story session! Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions. Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends that laid the foundation for al...

Today's episode features a tale about a magical psychopath and a citrus-based paternity test. This one really takes a crazy turn that I was NOT expecting. Dive on into this week's story session! Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions. Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and...

Today's episode features a tale about an idiot with a death wish who only survives because she's super hot and the villain is stunningly incompetent. Dive on into this week's story session! Side note: I was recovering from an illness when I recorded this so my voice might be a little wonky. Don't worry, no poisoned apples were involved. Actually, the queen's poisoned apple would've just put me to...

Today's episode features a tale about when teaching someone a lesson goes way too far. Dive on into this week's story session! Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions. Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends that laid the foundation for all the movies, TV, and other s...

Today's episode features a tale that about how love (and magical powers) can defeat unexpected (and unexplained) threats of cannibalism. Dive on into this week's story session! Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions. Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends that laid...

Today's episode features another all-time classic, the insane and nonsensical original version of Sleeping Beauty, originally titled "Briar Rose." Dive on into this week's story session! Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions. Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends...

Today's episode features a tale about what happens when you judge people without giving them a chance (your family gets turned into birds and you get burned at the stake for making false cannibalism accusations). Dive on into this week's story session! Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions. Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal ori...

Today's episode features a tale about an overly trusting dog, a wolf mafia boss, and a psycho cat with a limp. Dive on into this week's story session! Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions. Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends that laid the foundation for all the...

Today's episode features a tale about a mother's love, a father's cannibalism, and a bird's vengeance. Dive on into this week's story session! Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions. Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends that laid the foundation for all the movies,...

Today's episode features a tale about a terrible sorcerer and the most audacious disguise ever conceived. Dive on into this week's story session! Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions. Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original versions of the folk tales, fairy tales, myths, and legends that laid the foundation for all the movi...

Today's episode is another 2-in-1! Two sausages play a game of cat and mouse that reads more like a murderous fever dream, and a fellow the size of a thumb ventures out to get into a series of dangerous shenanigans. Dive on into this week's story session! Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions. Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal...

Today's episode is a 2-in-1! A group of animals go on a fun trip with shockingly disturbing and dire consequences, and the most prolific sex addict in the world somehow becomes an agent of death. All in a day's work in this week's story session! Welcome to the dark, strange, hilarious world of The ShadowBear Story Sessions. Each week host Zach Stewart digs into the dark, twisted, brutal original v...