The Scott Mills Weekly

Scott and Chris get some weird vibes from their dentists, Henry Hoover’s on the quiz, and Dean and Luke are here, but, are they Brothers or Lovers?

Greg guessed right, Scott and Chris do have the Royal Pencil and waste no time in firing off their demands. Also, a woman who gets into trouble by NOT farting in front of her boyfriend and remember lady petrol??? The Whooo Game is back.

Sam Ryder is here to play Your Lyrics, Different Song and did the Iceland Phallological museum use his song for their hold music? Find out on this podcast.

More on the Tik Tok drama, it’s Bamboleo Wednesday so get ready to dance and brush up on your nursery rhymes in the Don’t Look It Up quiz.

Listener Tom gives us the ultimate update on Chris’ latest obsession, Cal The Dragon on Tik Tok. Also, Paul and Mike are on but are they Brothers or Lovers? and if you want a case of Bad Woodwind, then listen to the quiz.

John Travolta from the movies has been seen at the bakery aisle in a Norfolk supermarket, we have another Whooo Game and Pokémon or Prescription Medicine becomes Scott’s new favourite quiz round.

We need more support for our Eurovision entry – there’s only one place to call - The Iceland Phallological Museum of course! Also, Scott, Chris and Sam Ryder got excited by the Camilla Convoy and when Nicole met Eamonn Holmes is remembered in our Golden Moment.

Super Swiper Granny Tinder IS BACK! Also, is there anything Snoop Dogg doesn’t have as merch?

There are a million reasons to listen to Radio 1 apparently and Vick Hope is here to name them all. Plus, mixed messages from your “wearable” and a game of Brother Or Lover with Ben and Katie.

Scott and Chris appear on one of Finland’s biggest radio shows to gain support for our Eurovision entry. However, as Sam Ryder was not available, Chris donned a wig and took his place. Surely they can’t fall for that can they? Also, It’s Scott’s birthday and Chris has bought him some interesting Danish sweets and Charlie Hedges joins us for The Whooo Game.

An old Apple launch gets Chris wondering if we take our phones for granted, Scott wonders what jobs add a few points to your “hot” rating and we all try and cheer up moody Gavin with a Happy Mix.

Ben has a ginger beard! Sounds like he’ll go far. But how far? Find out in Hook Up Higher or Lower? Also, can Gavin (our most miserable listener) be cheered up with a happy mix and Does this animal burp? Quiz time.

Listened Connie says dating a deejay is like dating a stripper. We call Scott’s boyfriend to find out. Also, Gina & Tiff play Sister or Kissed Her? And Chris has come in dressed as another app.

He’s back! Superfan Steve, the most annoying man, goes up against Supercoach Joe Wicks, the most patient. Also, Chris has turned up in a BBC Sounds outfit and it’s time for The Whooo Game – Coolio!

Scott calls Sweden in an effort to drum up support for Sam Ryder’s Eurovision entry, we remember when Superfan Steve went up against David Guetta and Amy has a Bad Karaoke round in the quiz.

Becky Hill is playing Big Weekend and Scott breathes a sigh of relief. Then she comes on for another classic rant. Also, it’s Bamboleo day and “Dead Salmon!” Is it Paint or an Indie Band? Find out in the quiz.

Chris shows Scott his latest hobby and yes, it’s a bit weird! Also, many a food stuff crops up in The Whooo Game and Scott bets a year’s wages on the Big Weekend line up.

Our Eurovision entry Sam Ryder is here and sings your comments. Also, remember when Zayne Malik used to make you cry?

Scott has discovered an Instagram hack that will ruin your day, it’s Bamboleo day, Yay! What’s hyperpop? Find out in the quiz.

Chris is obsessed with his Ghostfinder app and tries it out in the studio. Also,should he have bought flowers for his wife for International Women’s Day? Scott calls her to find out and Luke and Tony are on… but are they Brothers or overs?

Scott wants the U.K to rally together to make the ultimate Eurovision Song entry. It's going to have to be good as Tiramisu and Meghan Markle’s hair are some of the subjects of the competitors. Also, The Whooo Game brings some more “blasts from the pasts” and producer Amy is back for the quiz, after a very unusual holiday.

Real life Becky Hill is here to serenade Jordan as he continues his rowing challenge and we revisit the time Chris did his “Fake Boyfriend” service in a Mills Golden Moment.

Poor old Jordan is hurting all over but still treats us to a round of Bangers and Katie Thistleton joins us for the quiz.

Scott & Chris devise a sea shanty to cheer up Jordan North as he gets tugged in a tunnel, as part of his Comic Relief Challenge. Plus, Katie Thistleton plays the quiz.

Snoochie Shy has the ultimate answer to every Mastermind question, Jordan North takes a break during his row from London to Burnley for Comic Relief to play the quiz and remember James Bay’s hat? The Whooo Game is on!