The Scott Mills Weekly

Should Scott go on celebrity Jeremy Kyle and if so what should the title be? "Are you sniffing my pants" maybe? Also, noisy foxes are back, we have another round of Funny Business, and we try and help out some new applicants for Love Island.

Scott and Chris are back for the new year and there's so much they want to unload. Plus for the new year it's the return of Meat & Two Veg - Chris goes into a strange trance to decipher whether you are a meat eater or a vegan.

Chris discovers his new Uni Flatmate getting intimate with a Sock

Chris looks back on his German Exchange in 24 Years at the Tap End

Chris reminisces about THAT Kavos massage incident in another Tap End Special

Scott and Chris give you a Tap End as a Christmas Present: Chris goes on Work Experience and does a school assembly and ends with a massive sunscreen incident

As an extra special Christmas Eve present – Chris and Scott delve in to the Archive and look back on a 24 Years at the Tap End Halloween Special

Chris has more extra bits including an extended Where Do You Think They Were with listener Sam hearing all the grizzly details of when he was conceived. Also we hear the complaints of the complaints we received when Sir Cliff was cut short and a classic from the archives - when Chris met Mila Kunis,

Another cringe fest ensues as listener Sam gets the Where Do You Think They Were treatment, this time involving a half dozen oysters and brown nylon bed sheets. Plus a few more of you bid to win the only bottle of the show's fragrance and more classic 24 Years At The Tap End when Chris attempted to break the world record for eating chicken nuggets.

It’s Bamboleo Wednesday with a really festive gap. Also Chris has a stamp with Whooo on it and is stamping everything, more of you want to get hold of our new fragrance and another classic episode of 24 Years At The Tap End.

David Guetta gets the Superfan Steve treatment and on this podcast we have an extended version as well as another classic episode of 24 Years at the Tap End from the archives. Also Scott has to make an apology to a Knight of the Realm and a few listeners try to get their hands on the show’s new fragrance Love You Bye (Scott)!

Francois The Nose finally brings in the finished Show fragrance, but what's it like? Also Scott and Chris wonder how they can help Greg in his quest to provide the ultimate party for young carers (crab costume maybe?) and have you been a "liability" plus one at a Christmas party? Plus special podcast only, bonus archive as we recall a classic 24 Years At The Tap End episode.

More highlights of the week including an extended cut of Where Do You Think They Were with listener Abbey and her French Horn blowing mum, a look back at Claude from The Apprentice's reaction to our show fragrance and some classic archive of the opening of the Scott Mills bridge back in 2016.

Another listener has to endure Where Do You Think They Were and this one involves an orchestra. Plus the show’s own fragrance is almost ready and Scott wonders if there is such thing as a beef candle.

Scott is back and so is the podcast! It’s Bamboleyo Wednesday, Scott’s had the cheapest haircut ever and Claude from The Apprentice hates us and our perfume!

Chris plays some highlights of his week with Alice Levine including a game of Wrong Number Right Answer (which he is a bit rubbish at) and some ads for fantasy Radio 1 Christmas Shows that we'd love to see actually happen. Plus, we get another chance to hear his Christmas Song from back in 2012.

More behind the scenes action from the Scott Mills show. Chris catches up with the latest victim of Where Do You Think They Were? and shares highlights from the show including Chabuddy G vs Ellie Goulding.

Chris speaks to florist Helen who reveals more funny messages people send with flowers and plays a trailer for an idea he had that was never broadcast - Chabuddy G: Planet Girth.

George Ezra was in the Live Lounge today and saw Scott & Chris do something quite rude. Also another listener gets the Where Do You Think They Were treatment, this one involving boats we find out what “millsing” means from a couple on their honeymoon.

Jax Jones plays a game in which he has to guess whether a comment was made about his video or a saucy adult video. Plus we have another round of Funny Business and more song lyrics that NEVER happened!

It’s time for Rita Ora to get the Superfan Steve treatment, we do some market research on our new show Eau De Cologne, but Chris sabotages the exercise and Did Adele really set fire to the rain? We question more suspect lyrics in songs.

More behind the scenes action from the Scott Mills show. Chris chats to listener Kitty about her online review fail and catches up with Scott ahead of the weekend.

Do you have a go-to place or routine for first dates? An ice-hockey game maybe? Also, listener Mikey goes through the agony of Where Do You Think They Were – this one involving curry and more ridiculous pop lyrics that NEVER HAPPENED!

Lewis Capaldi road tests a new game made up by one of Chris’s mates. We also hear about lots of inventive ways in which people have tried to slip you their phone number, which makes Scott & Chris both realise that it’s never happened to them (sad face).

Reviews of nightclubs tend to be really bad, and funny. We read out some of the best ones. Also, Scott has been sending late night DMs to Scarlett Moffatt, Chris has a new addition to the bedroom and we play another round of the Homes Under The Hammer game.