The Scott Mills Weekly

Remember when Chris wrote a book? Way back in 2011 he was convinced he would make his fortune with a saucy novel.

Our daily mix comes from Laura's Casa D'Amour (or shed), Listener Henry has arrived in "virtual" Australia and has a drink with one of the locals (who is "as dry as a dingo's dinger!") and we look back a The Stark Guide to Mad-chester - Whooo?

Mo gives us our daily supermix, Scott gets a bit angry at the Don't Look It Up Quiz and Listener Henry missed out on his holiday to Australia, so Scott and Chris recreate the holiday experience for him, including a rather thorough security procedure at the airport!

Actual Spice Girl Mel C gives us a mix from her house and its AMAZING! Chris gives us a Stark Guide to Hull and tributes to our great polititians get in touch - Hello, Matt Tancock and Boris Johannson!

Niall gives us a special mix from his place in London, we hear from listeners who believe they look cuter in lockdown and we revisit a classic Stark Guide to the Isle Of Man

A great interview with Rihanna from back in 2010, where she gave us all the goss on Katy Perry's 'bachelorette' party, her views on Russell brand and what Eminem is reallly like. Oh and did Scott have the courage to call her Ri Ri? Find out.

Some classic Chris moments from 2011 like when he auditioned for the part of Batman and when he made his own reality TV show called It's Chris!?

A classic from the archives with Gemma Collins's first appearance on the show in back in 2011. Hear about her becoming a top car seller to what happened when she took Scott out for a night in Essex.

Scott and Chris are off this week so we take the ooportunity to remember some great bits from the past. Today...Remember when Greg James and Chris played innuendo Bingo dressed as animals?...It's a good'un.

Tik Tok superstars Luke & Siannise provide us with a mix from their homes, Scott wonders if he is cuter during lockdown, we play great Whoo Game and Don’t Look It Up quiz and look back at Chris’s world famous interview with Mila Kunis.

Gemma Collins gives us a super mix whilst rubbing her elbows, Quirky Quarantines finds us speaking to the Cornish Carol Baskin and find out which Radio 1 DJ used to deliver pizza in the Don’t Look It Up quiz.

Cricketing legend Joe Root MBE brings us a mix of some of the best indie songs and even throws one in for team mate Ben Stokes. Plus, Dicky of Dicky's Dribbles is back - still laughing, J.C Stewart calls with some amazing news involving Jennifer Aniston and we look back to the opening of The Scott Mills Bridge at Fleet Services.

The "Don't Look It Up" quiz is back and question-master Will has some weird ones. Also, remember when Jennifer Aniston was horrible to Chris? We look back and Little Mix's Jade Thirlwall is on the mix from her kitchen.

Oh Go On Then!! Sports promoter and meme specialist Eddie provides us with a filthy dirty R&B mix from his lounge, we learn some of the pitfalls of the new feature on some dating apps, Tap-End re-lives Chris’s first outing to a night club and we find a drumming Welsh Weatherman.

Mark Labbett, AKA The Beast, from The Chase gives us a monster mix from his house, Tap-End tells the tale of Chris at the school disco, another contender tries to reach the Beyoncé high notes and The Whoo Game is back with intriguing caller Mike.

Today's mix from home is provided by the fastest woman in British history and it's a corker! Also, classic Tap-End recalls the story of "Bish Bash Bosh" Chris's exploits in Prague and 1D 10 years on - Scott and Chris choose their favourite One DIrection, X Factor auditions from yesteryear.

Chris's old mate Crouchy joins us from a Wendy House in his back garden, classic Tap-End brings us a tale of barbecues and theme parks, Jordan North has a Korean sing off with Chris and have we finally found someone who can hit the Mariah Carey high note?

Calum and Luke from 5 Seconds Of Summer give us a mega-mix from their Kitchens in L.A. Also, Scott fixes his own teeth, more listeners try the Mariah Carey High Note Challenge and Ali Plumb lists some of the best comedy movies for you to search out.

Daisy May Cooper AKA Kerry Mucklowe from This Country gives us a Mega Bog Mix from her toilet, We hear stories of listeners having it large on group chats, Ask Me Anything brings a "Goga" teacher and more of you try to hit that extremely high Mariah Carey note.

Scott and Chris host the R1 Breakfast Show for a week with all the great features of both shows. All The Latest Things - with news about dogs that deliver wine, Better Days Quiz, The Whooo Game, Bangers, Tap-End and old Radio 1 legend, Chappers, joins us to settle the matter of Watford vs Southampton.

Tom Ogden from Blossoms gives us a tune in today’s Bored & Famous, a brilliant round of The Whoo Game sparks a debate about Piñatas and the tale of a German exchange student is re-lived in 24 Years At The Tap End.

Yesterday listener Bella said thank you to her dear friend Pawel in such a beautiful way that rumours started to fly. Today those rumours are laid to rest. Also, classic Tap-End brings us a tale of Chris and a girl called Maud on a very strange date, JC Stewart sings us a song because he’s Bored And Famous and we play another gameof the great (but flaky in places) Don’t Look It Up quiz.

Alex from All Time Low serenades us from his farm in Maryland U.S.A – surrounded by goats, we re-live the classic Toga Party story from 24 Years At The Tap End and another round of the super (although slightly shambolic today) quiz, Don’t Look It Up.

In our new feature Bored And Famous the amazing Masie Peters serenades us from her bedroom, 24 Years At The Tap End returns with a classic story of Chris in a school Assembly, Ask Me Anything brings forward an expert in rude words and the nation’s favourite quiz, Don’t Look It Up, reveals an amazing fact about Boris Johnson.

The alarm bells are sounding, one of pops greatest, Dua Lipa delivers her new song and chats to Scott and Chris. Also highlights of when Cheryl went up against Superfan Steve, a brilliant Whooo Game and another Don't Look It Up Quiz.