The Scathing Atheist

In this week’s episode, Noah is overwhelmed by a cornucopia of a$$holery, Heath starts picturing William Barr's prolapsed a$$hole as a cornucopia...and Mike Pompeo's as another one, and Eli starts thinking of ways we could make that happen. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diat...

In this week’s episode, the holy spirit will check his texts, the person in the jail cell next to Amber Guyger is redecorating like crazy, and we’ll learn how to not have sex. --- Check out our newest sponsor, American Elections: Wicked Game --- Get your tickets to see Citation Needed live: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-nyc-tickets-67044382553 To make a per episode donation...

In this week’s episode, the nation’s preeminent christians refuse to turn our president into a peach, Lindsay Graham explains that if you hear something, it doesn't count if you say something, and Hillary Morgan Fehrer will try to acronym again. --- See us in New York for Citation Needed live! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-nyc-tickets-67044382553 See Andrew and Thomas in LA...

In this week’s episode, Anna will drop the mic on Deuteronomy, Greta Thunberg comes SO CLOSE to exploding Donald Trump's face with her mind, and Heath gave a hilarious talk in Kentucky and you missed it. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Pr...

In this week’s episode, Chicago worshipers will Shale Mary, we'll talk about the classic riddle of the Christian, the chainsaw, and the penis crossing the river, and we’ll encourage kids to have sex with vegetables the right way. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist Come see us in New York City on October 12th: https://www.eventbrit...

In this week’s episode, we’ll finish Vulgarity for Charity just in time for Vulgarity for Charity, Kevin Sorbo forces the Academy to add an award for greatest motion picture of all time, and we learn that not everything that’s Falwell ends well. --- Get tickets to see us live in NYC on October 12th: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-nyc-tickets-67044382553 To make a per episode...

In this week’s episode, a Tennessee principle will injure himself running at the wall between platforms 9 and 10, god traps the Pope inside an elevator for 25 minutes so he can think about what he did, and Don Ford will be here to voice more fantasy than adventure. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist See Heath at the Kentucky Freet...

In this week’s episode, New zealand will shoot yet another arrow through our heart, the MyPillow guy finally gets recognized for his contribution to the intellectual progress of humanity, and we’ll dip into a little more ursine wisdom. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist So see Heath say words at the Kentucky Freethought Convention...

In this week’s episode, the Supreme Court will decide if trans people exist, Steve King tries to give a hot take on the upside to rape and incest, and Hemant Mehta will tell us why god hates flags. --- See our live Citation Needed show in NYC on October 12th: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-nyc-tickets-67044382553 To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: htt...

In this week’s episode, Christian science turns out to be mostly subtraction, Christian God considers punishing Sarah Silverman with dentistry and genocide, and Don Ford will be here to fantasize adventurously. --- To get your tickets to see Citation Needed live in NYC, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-nyc-tickets-67044382553 To make a per episode donation at Patreo...

In this week’s episode, we’ll pull out some long overdue roasts, the kids from Covington Catholic sue the time dimension for defamation, and America will make it through this whole intro without a mass shooting. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Sca...

In this week’s episode, Canada will oppress its dozens of Jews by holding its election on a day that ends in Y, a bishop teaches us to create a gay fetus with this one simple trick, and America will be less stupid than ever, which is still really stupid. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.a...

In this week’s episode, we’ll learn the secret to a successful theocracy, We learn that Judaism hates dogs but loves fences, and Anna Bosnick will be here to sing by the numbers. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZF...

In this week’s episode, The president gets really confused by the “where” in “where you came from”, a GOP homophobe compares himself to a World War II hero and gay people to...Hitler, we think, and Iran will remind you why they didn’t name their country “I rock.” --- Come see us live in Virginia Beach! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-virginia-beach-tickets-63066905813 To make...

In this week’s episode, America votes meh on religion, the Church of England lowers itself into a vat of molten steel and gives us a thumbs up, and Eli will present a book report that never quite gets to the book. --- Come see us in Virginia Beach on July 27th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-virginia-beach-tickets-63066905813 To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , c...

In this week’s episode, America warms to the idea of separate but equal bakeries, a Columbian bishop accidentally invents a helicopter method for producing crack, and the GOP will damn near target Heath by name. --- Come see Noah at the Ark Park protest: https://www.facebook.com/events/2060459984043947/ To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAthe...

In this week’s episode, 70% of people who say they aren’t gay anymore say they aren’t gay anymore, Jerry Falwell Jr. files a copyright claim against The Sound and the Fury: The Soap Opera for stealing his life story, and Joseph Smith will agree with Moses about how great Joseph Smith is. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy o...

In this week’s episode, God hates Flags, Heath gets defensive enough to screw up the intro cadence, and New York tries to take the ‘ill’ out of Williamsburg. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&...

In this week’s episode, Numbers will earn its namesake in a body count, Donald Trump gets wildly confused by the definite article of "the Moon", and Noah left his heart in San Francisco because the TSA says it’s technically a container of liquid. --- Come see us live in Virginia Beach! You’ll find ticket info here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-virginia-beach-tickets-630669...

In this week’s episode, Joseph Smith copies off of Matthew’s homework, Heath gets removed from a winery despite being quite certain we were in America, and the we’ll have to check the “use by” date on a few of these headlines. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-...

In this week’s episode, Ben Carson is pretty sure trans people can turn into cars so why would they even NEED to be in a homeless shelter , Ken Ham's Ark Park finds out their insurance has a deductible for sweet sweet irony, and Alabama will make an exception if you promise only to abort the gay fetuses. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/Scathin...

In this week’s episode, The Handmaid's Tale becomes a documentary, Margaret Atwood sues the entire American South for copyright infringement, and Don Ford (Voice of Fantasy and Adventure) will get thanked at the end of the episode. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-God...

In this week’s episode, Christians will take their balls and go home, Heath’s opening bullet point will get cut from the intro because it refers to a story we decided to push to next week and that’ll make the intro sound weird, and Steve Anderson is reminded that in Ireland, they drive out the snakes. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheis...

In this week’s episode, Ken Ham will argue the age of the earth with somebody old enough to remember it’s formation, Donald Trump doesn't think Barack Obama is the only president who deserves reparations, and Andrew Seidel will join us from the Castle Black of the wall of separation. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book,...

In this week’s episode, we actively want your money, we learn that the sandworms of Arrakis like to both spit AND swallow, and Anna will somehow exceed your expectations. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr 1 1...