The Scathing Atheist

In this week’s episode, Republicans unite against the evils of equality, a radical Christian terrorist was suffering from sex addiction and March Madness, and we finally learn how wet Hitler’s pussy was. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: https://www.amazon.com/Outbreak-Crisis-Religion-Ruined-Pandemic...

In this week’s episode, the good Pope is still a bad person, Matt Powell debunks the farting wing of evolution theory without debunking his beds, and Christians will have inadequate penises. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: https://www.amazon.com/Outbreak-Crisis-Religion-Ruined-Pandemic/dp/B08L2HSVS...

In this week’s episode, the libs will change it to “one fish, two fish, blue fish, blue fish”, we’ll show you how to stand up and be counted while you’re still sitting down, an we’ll find out what it would look like if the Bible got stoned. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: https://www.amazon.com/Out...

In this week’s episode, we’ll learn that religion isn’t done ruining our global pandemic, congress will half way do something fully overdue, and Noah will point out that even Ken Ham agrees that he’s way younger than the Earth. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: https://www.amazon.com/Outbreak-Crisis-...

In this week’s episode, we remind everyone that we cancelled the Bible before it was cool, w learn that Rush Limbaugh has exactly as many interesting thoughts now as he did when he was alive, and Georgia reminds us how Georgia they still are. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: https://www.amazon.com/O...

In this week’s episode, Tennessee Republicans will be confused about how many vaginas they have, James Randi manages to debunk more liars without even being alive, and Joe Biden decides we were getting a little too “First Amendmenty.” --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: https://www.amazon.com/Outbreak-...

In this week’s episode, the Catholic Church is worse than even the CATHOLIC CHURCH imagined, Matt Powell pwns Tom Sawyer by whitewashing a fence for him, and Andrew and Thomas will be here to legitimately open a few arguments. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: https://www.amazon.com/Outbreak-Crisis-R...

In this week’s episode, Ken Ham’s team will put the “cute” back in persecution, Marjorie Taylor Greene tries to block herself on Facebook, and we really DID watch some more of Matt Powell’s You Tube videos. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: https://www.amazon.com/Outbreak-Crisis-Religion-Ruined-Pande...

In this week’s episode, we’ll learn that Biden is both too Catholic and not Catholic enough, Qanon misses his cue, and we’ll don all the Don Ford we can afford. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: https://www.amazon.com/Outbreak-Crisis-Religion-Ruined-Pandemic/dp/B08L2HSVS8/ To check out our sister sho...

In this week’s episode: We’ll be able to feel sorry for other countries again, James Dobson checks under our bed for antifas, and Michael Marshall will be here to help reveal the next book on our reading list. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: https://www.amazon.com/Outbreak-Crisis-Religion-Ruined-Pa...

In this week’s episode, Heath Enwright takes the week off to laugh at the terrorist who tazed himself in the balls till he died, Andrew Torrez swings by for long enough to regret it, and the Christian right goes coup coup for Cocoa Puffs --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: https://www.amazon.com/Outbre...

In this week’s episode, congress is way more white and Christian than America … again … still, Donald Trump makes a grand proclamation of unintelligible lame quacks, and Don Ford will be here to stand up for unintelligible lame quacks. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes...

In this week’s episode, Churches PPP themselves and make us clean it up, Matt Powell debunks the duck-billed dinosaur surfing wing of evolution theory, and 2020 will fu*% off and die. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J...

In this week’s episode, Coach Dave loses a wizard duel , we learn that epidemiology is cancel culture gone too far, and we’ll tell you about celebrations that involve dicks and punching. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B...

In this week’s episode, we'll introduce you to a Christmas song you didn't know you hate yet, "Consensual Cannibalism" is trending on Twitter and we’ll have trouble getting over that, and Kirk Cameron will once again chicken out of my annual candy cane knife fight challenge. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, clic...

In this week’s episode, Amy Coney Barret reads the first amendment like a magic eye poster, Rudy Giuliani has COVID and a foley fart guy, and Don Ford will be here because we still don’t have the heart to tell him we meant to hire Don Fjord. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Dia...

In this week’s episode, the Supreme Court declares COVID-19 a religion, we give 2019 the roasting it's been deserving this whole time, and Andrew Torrez will be here so I don’t have to do as much prep. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: https://www.amazon.com/Outbreak-Crisis-Religion-Ruined-Pandemic/d...

In this week’s episode, One Million Moms will breakup with the Hallmark Channel, the moms will be super mad when the Hallmark Channel doesn't do the boombox thing, and we’ll be lonely with you so it doesn’t count. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-S...

In this week’s episode, Justice Alito warns us to check our underpants for Jabberwockys, the best Christmas movie is Die Hard and Eli can die mad about it, and Ken Ham will psychologically torture the alphabet into the minds of children. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there:  To check out our sister show...

In this week’s episode, We drink the tears of Christian bigots, we remind people that Georgia real estate is cheap and you can register to vote all the way into December, and Don Ford will be here because we can’t afford Don Caddilac --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: https://www.amazon.com/Outbreak-C...

In this week’s episode, you’ll take a deep breath, stop clicking refresh for a minute, and laugh at something for a bit. Because you desperately need and deserve that. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_...

In this week’s episode, Donald Trump converts to whatever kind of christianity will vote for him, Steve Bannon continues his "Under Indictment" tour while he still can, and we’ll provide you with even more holidays to cancel next month. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribe...

In this week’s episode, California churches assure us that its been “votes and prayers” this whole time, Donald Trump demands to have fact checkers from The Onion at the final debate, and Don Ford will be here to talk about hemorrhoids. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribe...

In this week’s episode, Clarence Thomas has a REALLY convoluted plan to get out of his marriage, Tall Tyler crushes up a fetus in some peanut butter to cure Donald Trump's COVID, and a Catholic priest will have sex with consenting adults. --- To buy our book, “Outbreak: A Crisis of Faith - How Religion Ruined Our Global Pandemic”, click there: https://www.amazon.com/Outbreak-Crisis-Religion-Ruined...

In this week’s episode, Tom and Cecil join us for some finely aged roasts, Donald Trump gets infected by a hoax, and we learn we can inflict COVID with our wishes. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com , click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie...