The Salty Nerd Podcast

Kill Bill Vol. 2 Review from the Salty Nerds has them taking a look at the second part of Quentin Tarantino's masterpiece that crosses kung fu and cowboy westerns in a hodge-podge of awesomeness. When we last left Uma Thurman, she'd just had an epic showdown in the House of the Blue Leaves, and now she only has three more names on her list - Bud, Elle, and BILL.  We finally get to see a surpr...

Kill Bill Vol. 1 review from the Salty Nerds has them talking about what could be considered filmmaker Quentin Tarantino's masterpiece. Centered around a character created by Quentin Tarantino and Uma Thurman, Kill Bill is a tale of rip-roaring revenge as The Bride goes on a rampage against those who destroyed her life and left her for dead. David Carradine plays the titular Bill, and his squad of...

Star Trek Space Seed review from the Salty Nerds has them geeking out over the introduction of one of Star Trek's most iconic villains - KHAN! The former dictator who ruled over 1/3rd of the Earth is found in a derelict colony ship by the Enterprise, and he and his crew of "superior human" augments are rescued and welcomed by Captain Kirk and his crew. However, Khan Noonien Singh (played by Ricard...

The Salty Nerds love their fans, and always read the comments people leave on their YouTube channel. But sometimes comments are so wonderfully awful, they must be shared. Come join the Nerds as they read comments off their YouTube channel! If you like our movie review podcast, please consider supporting us for $5 a month over on our Patreon and get access to our HUGE back catalog of members-only a...

Zack and Miri Make A Porno movie review from the Salty Nerds has them loving writer/director Kevin Smith's take on two childhood friends making a porn film to capitalize on their viral internet fame in order to make enough money to pay off their electric bill. Starring Seth Rogan and Elizabeth Banks, this film sees a lot of Kevin Smith regulars return, including Jeff Anderson, Justin Long, Brandon...

The Girl Next Door has the Salty Nerds debating over whether this is a brilliant coming of age movie, or a forgettable re-hash of Risky Business. Starring the gorgeous Elisha Cuthbert and featuring early performances from Emile Hirsch, Timothy Olyphant, and The Riddler himself, Paul Dano, this film was originally supposed to be a remake of Tom Cruise's Risky Business, but somewhere along the way i...

The Salty nerds take a look at Arena - the episode of Star Trek The Original Series where Kirk fights a very fashion-forward Gorn, all for the amusement of a psychotic race of superior beings called the Metrons. This episode of Star Trek the Original Series is one of the best, with plenty of zig-zagging, tactical rolls, and Kirk getting his shirt ripped. And who can forget that epic hand-to-hand b...

Orgazmo has the Salty Nerds smacking their butts and calling for Stunt C**ks as they take on Trey Parker's tale of a Mormon who becomes a superhero within the porn industry. From the creators of South Park, Orgazmo is an early offering from Trey Parker and Matt Stone that lampoons religion, comic books, AND the entertainment industry. When Joe Young needs money to marry his sweetheart, he agrees t...

How does one review a movie that doesn't exist? The Salty Nerds jump into the multiverse to find the non-existent Indiana Jones 4 movie in order to review it. Turns out, it wasn't worth the effort. Part of the "Good Directors Bad Movies" week. If you like this content and want access to more uncensored ad-free reviews and hilarious outtakes, check out our members area here: http://www.saltynerdclu...

Oy! Get yer cockney accents ready for medieval times as the Salty Nerds talk about the "Lord of the Rings meets SNATCH" crossover from Guy Ritchie and his East-Londinium take on the King Arthur legend. If you like this content and want to support the show, be sure to check out our members area for exclusive episodes and ad-free content: http://www.saltynerdclub.com

The Salty Nerds take a look at Star Trek TOS - Balance of Terror! This is the episode of the Original Series where the Romulans are introduced into the Star Trek universe and Captain Kirk matches wits with the Romulan commander in a deadly game of cat-and-mouse that is reminiscent of World War 2 submarine battles. William Shatner delivers one of his best performances as James T. Kirk in this episo...

The Salty Nerds talk about Tim Burton's "reimagining" of The Planet of the Apes, and not even Mark Wahlberg can save this film from being a complete snoozefest. Say HI to your mother for us. If you like this content and want exclusive, ad-free episodes, check out our massive back catalog of members-only content in our members area. you get full access for just $5 a month! Check it out here: http:/...

The Salty Nerds tackle One Hit Wonder movies, films that hit it big and then the filmmakers went on to do nothing else of note. In this episode, the Nerds talk about Heathers, The Blair Witch Project, and Tommy Wiseau's The Room. If you like this content and want to help support the podcast while getting exclusive members-only content, check out our members area here: http://www.saltynerdclub.com

The Salty Nerds take on SALT VAMPIRES in the very first episode of Star Trek The Original Series. If you'd like to get the full retrospective review, as well as access to a ton of exclusive, commercial free content, be sure to check out our members area here: http://www.saltynerdclub.com

The Salty Nerds (minus Jude) give their overall thoughts about the full first season of the Star Wars series Obi-Wan Kenobi and lament that it's impossible to get "good" Star Wars nowadays. If you like this content and want more of it, become a member and get access to a huge backlog of commercial-free content for just $5 a month. Sign up here: http://www.saltynerdclub.com

Kadish and Conspiracy Tom sit down with independent filmmaker Len Kabisinski to talk about his movie Pact of Vengeance, a throwback to 80s action flicks, as well as advice for microbudget and independent filmmaking. Be sure to support Len at his Patreon here: https://saltynerd.com/len

In this episode, Sarah makes some unusual alliances to save Paul, and Helena cuts something weird off someone. If you'd like to hear the FULL retrospective review of this Orphan Black episode, as well as get access to a ton of ad-free content and reviews of shows like Doctor Who, Stargate Atlantis, and Firefly, check out our members area at: http://www.saltynerdclub.com

Mark Wahlberg makes every movie better! Except these movies. Be sure to say HI to your mother for me as we dive into three WICKED BAD WAHLBERG movies! If you like this content and want more of it, be sure to check out our members area. For just $5 a month, you get access to a huge back catalog of exclusive content, as well as commercial-free episodes! http://www.saltynerdclub.com

In this funny and candid interview, the Salty Crew sits down with Commander John Sheppard himself, actor Joe Flanigan, to talk about his time on Stargate Atlantis, his relationship with Jason Momoa, his work on AppleTV's SEE, and much more. You're not going to want to miss this one! If you like this content and want to help support the show, consider becoming a member and get exclusive content ove...

The plot thickens with Orphan Black as the clones figure out mysterious Monitors are spying on them, and these spies may be closer to them than they think! If you like this content and want the FULL retrospective review, be sure to join the members area at: http://www.saltynerdclub.com

It's that time again for JUNE CLAUDE VAN DAMME! Yes, the show where the Salty Nerds celebrate all things Jean-Claude Van Damme related, including three of his awesome movies! This June, the Nerds discuss Death Warrant, Lionheart, and Sudden Death! The Charles Shaw is flowing like water in this episode, coming to you straight from Porkugul! If you love Van Damme as much as the Salty Nerds do, do NO...

The Salty Nerds get to chat with the creator, head writer, and director of one of their all-time favorite TV shows - Norsemen. In this candid interview, John Iver Helgaker talks about the inspiration for a comedy show about Vikings, how to write dark comedy, why Norsemen got cancelled, his plans for season 4, his new show Captain Fall, and much more! If you're a fan of Norsemen, you're not going t...

The Nerds return to talk about the third episode of season 1 of Orphan Black, where things get crazy with a serial killer gunning for the clones. Though Alex and Vader are still not sure if they like the show that much. If you'd like to hear the FULL retrospective review of this episode, as well as reviews of other classic shows like Doctor Who and Stargate Atlantis, be sure to check out the membe...

Jude picked the movies this week and she chose the cheesiest, campiest, silliest sci-fi horror movies she could because she likes to torture her co-hosts. If you like this content and would like to support the show, check out our members area here: http://www.saltynerdclub.com

The Salty Nerds do an off-the-cuff review of the first 3 episodes of The Boys season 3 and how disturbing it is. If you like this content and want to support the show, check out our members area for exclusive content here: http://www.saltynerdclub.com