The Rob Carson Show

-Global elites in Davos are having meltdowns as Trump exposes green energy as the world’s most expensive magic trick, prompting Al Gore to boo a grown man like he’s at a middle-school talent show. -Mary Walter joins the Newsmax hotline, delivering tales of supermarket combat, hotel bathrooms with zero privacy, murder-themed restaurants, and why microplastics apparently won’t kill us after all — bu...

-The media is melting down as crime plummets, arrests skyrocket, and Rob gleefully documents every statistic that ruins a Democrat’s day. -Tony Kinnett joins on the hotline, delivering sharp commentary, Midwestern charm, and the word “hullabaloo,” which Rob notes is still legal tender in Indiana. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t need to live with aches & pains! Reduce mu...

-Rob revels in Jack Smith getting “shredded like cheddar” on Capitol Hill as Chip Roy discovers the DOJ secretly subpoenaed lawmakers’ phone records — proving that nothing warms a host like bureaucrats caught red-handed. -The show celebrates a fresh round of BLM church raiders being perp-walked, with Rob describing them as “terrorists” finally seeing consequences — while Don Lemon allegedly tries...

-Trump is portrayed storming Davos “like a boss,” leaving NATO elites looking like Hunger Games spectators who forgot their tribute had tariffs. Greenland stays in focus as the world’s iciest real-estate power move. -Daniel Lipman of Politico joins via the Newsmax Hotline, gamely debating Greenland, tariffs, NATO, Gaza redevelopment, the Trump “sphere” planned for D.C., and — most combatively of a...

-Davos shows up as the backdrop for chest-thumping geopolitics—tariff threats melt people “like butter,” and everyone else panics accordingly. -Across the show, Rob treats political meltdowns, fraud scandals, protests, and global drama as evidence that “Superman” is back and the villains are panicking loudly enough to prove it. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t need to li...

-Fraud erupts everywhere: Somali money laundering, Obamacare phantom enrollees, and Medicaid schemes that make the Soviet Union look like amateur hour. -DeploraBella joins via the Newsmax hotline, launching a verbal flamethrower at Minnesota’s political class, the EU, Islamist extremists, and anyone else who dares wander into her blast radius. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You...

-Rob visits Capitol Hill and describes the fun of meeting politicians we see on television. -Nan Hayworth joins on the Newsmax hotline, offering sharp political insight while Rob declares the Democrat Party a vampire dying dramatically in broad daylight. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t need to live with aches & pains! Reduce muscle & joint inflammation and live a pain-f...

-Rob Carson revisits Trump’s Davos triumph, celebrating America’s return while mocking the elites clutching their lattes. -Al Gore continues climate doomsday predictions as Rob notes that somehow the world still isn’t ending. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t need to live with aches & pains! Reduce muscle & joint inflammation and live a pain-free life by visiting http://R...

-Rob unleashes a flamethrower on “crazy cat ladies” and “emasculated men,” declaring the modern Democratic activist base the spiritual descendants of the Manson family backup singers. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t need to live with aches & pains! Reduce muscle & joint inflammation and live a pain-free life by visiting http://ReliefFactor.com or call 1-800-4-RELIEF now...

-Gutfeld drops a flying elbow on “rescue-fantasy cat ladies,” prompting Rob to declare that sometimes the only cure for nonsense is “the spanking.” -K.T. McFarland joins on the Newsmax Hotline, breaking down why Greenland, globalism, and Trump’s Davos appearance are turning the World Economic Forum into must-see TV. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t need to live with ache...

-Rob previews geopolitical dominoes—Iran, Cuba, Venezuela—while blasting left-wing activists, mocking Don Lemon’s latest disaster. -Global chess moves unfold when Lt. Col. Tony Shaffer appears on the Newsmax Hotline, breaking down Trump, Davos, Greenland, China, NATO panic, and why Europe is basically a “BMW-driving socialist HOA.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t need t...

-Rob erupts over the now-infamous Minnesota church invasion, declaring Don Lemon the first man to LARP as a vampire and run straight into a sanctuary, only to discover Christians don’t play. -On the Newsmax Hotline, Brigitte Gabriel joins Rob to break down the looming fall of the Iranian regime, global shockwaves, Middle East transformation, and why 2026 may become the “party like it’s 1979” momen...

-The DOJ targets Renee Good’s widow, Minneapolis melts down, and the New York Times introduces the world to a new insult: AWFUL—Affluent White Female Urban Liberal — which Rob immediately endorses with suspicious enthusiasm. -On the Newsmax Hotline, Brigadier General Blaine Holt explains why Greenland matters, why Denmark can’t defend it, why Iran is sweating, and why Europe is basically one long...

-The DOJ investigates Gov. Tim Walz and Mayor Jacob Frey, while Rob gleefully imagines both frog-marched out of their offices as karma finally clocks in for a shift. -On the Newsmax Hotline, Attorney Doug Burns breaks down the Face Act, the Klan Act, conspiracy statutes, and the general legal tornado Lemon & friends appear to be dancing inside. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You...

-Callers from Delaware to South Carolina jump in—including serial callers and one who claims Random House knowingly loses money on political books. -Christian Toto arrives on the Newsmax hotline to talk Oprah’s GLP-1 weight-loss crusade, Hollywood’s decline, the misery of modern award shows. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t need to live with aches & pains! Reduce muscle...

-Minnesota Rep. Kristen Robbins confirms Somali cash-smuggling schemes are being choked off — which Rob calls “the end of the million-dollar carry-on luggage era.” -Mary Walter joins Rob in diagnosing liberal white-woman mania, discussing protest meltdowns, identity politics, and why our favorite Democrat activists shave their heads like Britney Spears. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FAC...

-Kash Patel weighs in with warnings that the FBI is tracking organized protest activity, while Rob gleefully comments on videos of Minneapolis Karens getting their car windows smashed during federal enforcement action. -Tony Kinnett joins for a spirited segment: they juggle Megan Kelly critiques, the Insurrection Act debate, Indiana football glory, and the fantasy of Tim Walz ending up in an orang...

-Rob delights in Trump flipping off a heckler at a Ford plant and unveils Jim Gossett’s new parody song “Flipper,” which instantly becomes the national anthem of Not Putting Up With Idiots Anymore. -A congressional hearing descends into surreal comedy as a medical doctor refuses to confirm whether men can get pregnant — prompting Rob to consider switching careers and becoming a gynecologist on the...

-A new Nick Shirley investigation drops, revealing daycares with blacked-out windows, no children, and Somali “transportation companies” whose vans haven’t moved in eight months — proving that some Minnesotan businesses run entirely on imagination. -On the Newsmax Hotline, Fred Fleitz joins to break down Iran’s unraveling regime, Venezuela’s collapse, Greenland’s sudden change of heart toward Trum...

-Rob opens with DHS describing an ICE officer being ambushed by a Venezuelan illegal alien and a neighbor wielding a snow shovel and broomstick — turning Minneapolis into the world’s worst Home Depot commercial reenactment. -On the Newsmax Hotline, John Solomon breaks jaw-dropping news about Somali cash-smuggling networks, suitcases stuffed with millions leaving U.S. airports, congressional subpoe...

-Rob suggests the Ayatollah may “meet a missile,” while CBS grills Trump on Iran and Trump hints that any hangings of protesters will trigger “very strong action.” -On the Newsmax Hotline, Adam Guillette joins from the “war zone” known as a university campus, exposing pro-Hamas researchers, campus chaos, and his mission to publicly shame radicals with billboards and brutal SEO. Today’s podcast is...

-Rob cheers Donald Trump’s February 1 cutoff of funds to sanctuary cities, celebrating it like it’s the Super Bowl of Common Sense. -On the Newsmax Hotline, Erin Van Natta from the Daily Caller joins to break down Supreme Court absurdities, Somali fraud pipelines, and the cultural collapse of “dark woke”—and Rob declares 2026 the year sanity finally comes back from the dead. Today’s podcast is spo...

-Rob celebrates “Winning Wednesday,” prays for corrupt leaders to fall, and casually adds the Clintons to his spiritual to-do list. -Minnesota callers cheer on ICE like they’re the hometown hockey team, and Rob imagines a world where he competes as a female athlete for easy gold medals. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t need to live with aches & pains! Reduce muscle & joi...

-Rob dives into Elon Musk’s vision of launching 1,000 spaceships per year, declaring humanity only 5–10 years away from becoming Starfleet—assuming SpaceX nerds can figure out wormholes. -A Venezuelan security-guard account of U.S. sonic weaponry sends Rob into patriotic bliss as he warns the Ayatollah that America is “not to be messed with,” preferably in all-caps. Today’s podcast is sponsored by...

-Rob unleashes a full anthropological study on “liberal Karens,” diagnosing them as manic, mask-obsessed, cul-de-sac-dwelling chaos engines fueled by social contagion and bad ideology.  -On the Newsmax Hotline, political strategist Luke Ball arrives to discuss Minnesota’s meltdown, Somali TPS changes, left-wing chaos, and why algorithm-induced insanity is a hazard of modern living. Today’s podcast...