The Rob Carson Show

-Mary Walter joins on the Newsmax Hotline for a fiery chat about alleged voter shenanigans, blue-haired liberals, and the return of the dreaded “Karen.” -The duo tackles everything from Sydney Sweeney’s jeans ad outrage to a “transgender gym fiasco,” wrapping it all up with Rob’s farewell to Nancy Pelosi—complete with freezer jokes and flying monkeys. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM P...

-The filibuster, Jim Crow, and Barack Obama collide in a comedy of political contradictions—Rob suggests maybe Donald Trump should just “say the opposite” to make Democrats behave. -The “Newsmax Hotline” lights up with Tony Kinnett from The Daily Signal, who joins Rob to roast Marxists, mock Karen culture, and propose moving Wall Street to Miami for better weather and fewer communists. Today’s pod...

-A viral gym story spirals into a full-on gender bathroom debate—Rob vows to drag men out “by their hair.” -Liberty Hangout sensation Kaitlin Bennett joins via the Newsmax Hotline, bringing tales of cowbell-clanging protestors, Handmaid’s Tale cosplay, and political mayhem from St. Pete to D.C. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER : Improve your health by improving your sleep! Get 4...

-A caller named William dials in on the Newsmax Hotline to sound the alarm about Jews fleeing New York and Wall Street moving to Texas. -Guest Daniel Lipman from Politico calmly explains socialism while Rob compares it to the world’s worst group project. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER : Improve your health by improving your sleep! Get 40% off by using code NEWSMAX at http://sh...

-President Trump reacts to Nancy Pelosi’s exit as “a great thing for America,” while Rob adds his own colorful farewell message. -Canadian correspondent Michael Charbon phones in from Canada to discuss socialism, free buses, and the new “all-woman cabinet” north of the border—prompting Rob to dub Canada “a rolling toilet that smells like free.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER :...

-Rob declares New York officially a socialist experiment lab and gleefully wishes them luck “taxing their way out of it.” -Brianna Lyman joins on the Newsmax Hotline, diagnosing the GOP’s post-election meltdown and suggesting “nuke the filibuster” as therapy. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER : Improve your health by improving your sleep! Get 40% off by using code NEWSMAX at http...

-Rob Carson marvels at Baltimore’s new “free grocery store” where the shelves are emptier than Biden’s calendar and the fresh produce appears only once a month—like a socialist comet. -Journalist Luke Ball joins to discuss the Democrats’ latest leftward lurch, politely diagnosing it as “a full-blown Marxist faceplant.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER : Improve your health by im...

-Rob laments Virginia’s “Karen Supreme” governor and a lieutenant governor who apparently campaigned by napping. -He declares New York City officially doomed after electing “Zoron Mondami, the Marxist of Midtown,” while playing a Jim Gossett Sinatra-style farewell to the Big Apple. -On the Newsmax Hotline, Tom Basile joins to analyze the “Mondami Effect,” warning America to brace for more socialis...

-A thwarted ISIS plot in Michigan sparks a side rant about mayors, moral equivalence, and how “radical Islam isn’t very inclusive after all.” -Former Congresswoman Nan Hayworth joins on the Newsmax Hotline, bravely navigating Rob’s theories about self-loathing liberals, death row romances, and Curtis Sliwa’s shelf life. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER : Improve your health by i...

-The “Newsmax hotline” lights up for guest James Rosen, who appears to discuss the legacy of Darth Cheney—complete with bunker stories, Simon & Garfunkel lyrics, and a heart that’s been through more wars than Iraq. -Pelosi might retire, Gavin Newsom is apparently as “fake as his veneers,” and Rob wonders if there’s a flying monkey rehoming program for her staffers. Today’s podcast is sponsored by...

-Bomb threats hit seven NJ counties; Rob pins it on Dems with 99.99999% certainty, because only cheaters hate Election-Day voting (and love month-long mail-in fiestas).  -MSM drools over the death of Dick Cheney; Rob refuses the glowing eulogy, reminding everyone of flag-draped caskets and zero Cheney praise for Trump’s Abraham Accords. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER : Improve...

-Bill Maher gets rare applause from Rob after comparing the Democratic Party to Sears — “once mighty, now a ghost brand.” -Gen Z commentator Justine Brooke Murray joins the Newsmax hotline, proving that femininity and fierce debate aren’t mutually exclusive. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER : Improve your health by improving your sleep! Get 40% off by using code NEWSMAX at http:...

-The government shutdown saga becomes a comedy of errors, with Democrats allegedly playing “extortion” while Trump refuses to blink. -Doug Burns joins on the Newsmax Hotline, breaking down the FBI’s Operation Arctic Frost and why it “makes Watergate look like a parking ticket.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER : Improve your health by improving your sleep! Get 40% off by using c...

-Rob dives into an Elon Musk–Joe Rogan interview, claiming it proves Democrats are importing voters with $10,000 Visa cards and free hotel stays. -Virginia Lt. Governor candidate John Reid joins on the Newsmax Hotline to rail against “radicals, Soros money, and politicians who hide from debates.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER : Improve your health by improving your sleep! Get...

-Rob kicks off Halloween confessing that life as a single guy means one load of laundry, one dishwasher cycle, and a fridge full of mystery leftovers. -He dives into Operation Arctic Frost — a saga he describes as “Soviet crap,” accusing Jack Smith and the FBI of turning politics into an episode of Cold Case: MAGA Edition. -Later, critic Christian Toto calls in on the Newsmax Hotline for a Hallowe...

-Curtis Sliwa clashes with Rob Finnerty, leading Rob to crown the New York mayoral race a “crap sandwich showdown” featuring Cuomo and “Zoron Mondami, the Marxist Muslim radical.” -Gordon Chang joins the Newsmax hotline to praise Trump’s Asia trip, where Trump supposedly outmaneuvers China, charms Japan, and makes the world dance to “YMCA.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER : Imp...

-Between spooky sound effects and Schumer slams, Rob declares “No candy for Democrats!” while explaining how Trump has rescued America’s soybean farmers. -Tony Kinnett joins to talk soybeans, shutdowns, and why he’s the Halloween “Candy Scrooge”—refusing to hand out treats. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER : Improve your health by improving your sleep! Get 40% off by using code...

-Rabbi Schoenbach joins on the Newsmax Hotline, declaring Zohran Mandami the most dangerous man in a NY state election- EVER. -Rob rallies listeners to join a virtual rally for New York City, where Alan Dershowitz, Brigitte Gabriel, and Dinesh D’Souza form the Avengers of Anti-Islamism. -Bill Gates reportedly gives up on the apocalypse, and Rob gleefully declares the climate crisis officially canc...

-Ted Cruz, Lindsey Graham, and other Republicans speak out on developing scandal “Arctic Frost,” the political sequel nobody asked for. -Fred Fleitz (former NSC chief of staff and CIA analyst) joins Rob to discuss “weaponized government,” Biden’s puppet masters, and why socialism never works. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER : Improve your health by improving your sleep! Get 40%...

-SNAP benefits are running out due to the Schumer Shutdown, and Rob suggests giving to your local food bank — or preparing to ankle-tackle grocery thieves like a patriotic linebacker. -Between rants about the bourgeoisie, fentanyl, and golf carts, Rob declares the Democrat Party dead, buried, and possibly returning as a zombie by the midterms. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER :...

-Rob Carson compares Senator Cory Booker to an IKEA Allen wrench—“a worthless tool you can’t throw away.” -Virginia Attorney General Jason Miyares joins on the Newsmax Hotline, blasting opponent Jay Jones for “fantasizing about murder and still wanting to be top prosecutor.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER : Improve your health by improving your sleep! Get 40% off by using code...

-Rob Carson declares the “Biden AutoPen Presidency” a scandal so absurd it makes Watergate look like a typo — complete with aides pleading the Fifth and pens doing all the signing. -Thane Rosenbaum joins to dissect socialist candidate Zohran Mamdani, radical imams, and why some New York rabbis are backing a guy who might make rent free but logic extinct. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREA...

-Rob declares that Barack Obama was the real “puppet master,” running the country from his D.C. basement like a Marxist ventriloquist act. -Clips from  K.T. McFarland, Charles Payne, and Victor Davis Hanson, all cheering on Trump’s foreign policy “Superman comeback tour.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER : Improve your health by improving your sleep! Get 40% off by using code NE...

-Gavin Newsom apparently “tries to be black,” complete with Wonder Bread flashbacks and Rob’s stand-up-level commentary on Democrats’ identity theatrics. -Rob declares “The Year of Karen” officially over, as he and a psychologist dissect America’s most over-therapized demographic: the liberal busybody. -On the Newsmax Hotline, Cliff Maloney, CEO of Citizens Alliance, joins to rally Republican troo...

-Rob celebrates the House Oversight Committee’s ruling that Biden’s auto-pen-signed executive orders might be illegitimate, declaring, “Christmas came early for conservatives!” -Rob welcomes Emily Sturge of Campus Reform, who dishes on UC Berkeley’s “Abolish ICE” course and the joys of cracking down on taxpayer-funded perks for illegal immigrants. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDE...