The Rob Carson Show

-Rob previews geopolitical dominoes—Iran, Cuba, Venezuela—while blasting left-wing activists, mocking Don Lemon’s latest disaster. -Global chess moves unfold when Lt. Col. Tony Shaffer appears on the Newsmax Hotline, breaking down Trump, Davos, Greenland, China, NATO panic, and why Europe is basically a “BMW-driving socialist HOA.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t need t...

-Rob erupts over the now-infamous Minnesota church invasion, declaring Don Lemon the first man to LARP as a vampire and run straight into a sanctuary, only to discover Christians don’t play. -On the Newsmax Hotline, Brigitte Gabriel joins Rob to break down the looming fall of the Iranian regime, global shockwaves, Middle East transformation, and why 2026 may become the “party like it’s 1979” momen...

-The DOJ targets Renee Good’s widow, Minneapolis melts down, and the New York Times introduces the world to a new insult: AWFUL—Affluent White Female Urban Liberal — which Rob immediately endorses with suspicious enthusiasm. -On the Newsmax Hotline, Brigadier General Blaine Holt explains why Greenland matters, why Denmark can’t defend it, why Iran is sweating, and why Europe is basically one long...

-The DOJ investigates Gov. Tim Walz and Mayor Jacob Frey, while Rob gleefully imagines both frog-marched out of their offices as karma finally clocks in for a shift. -On the Newsmax Hotline, Attorney Doug Burns breaks down the Face Act, the Klan Act, conspiracy statutes, and the general legal tornado Lemon & friends appear to be dancing inside. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You...

-Callers from Delaware to South Carolina jump in—including serial callers and one who claims Random House knowingly loses money on political books. -Christian Toto arrives on the Newsmax hotline to talk Oprah’s GLP-1 weight-loss crusade, Hollywood’s decline, the misery of modern award shows. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t need to live with aches & pains! Reduce muscle...

-Minnesota Rep. Kristen Robbins confirms Somali cash-smuggling schemes are being choked off — which Rob calls “the end of the million-dollar carry-on luggage era.” -Mary Walter joins Rob in diagnosing liberal white-woman mania, discussing protest meltdowns, identity politics, and why our favorite Democrat activists shave their heads like Britney Spears. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FAC...

-Kash Patel weighs in with warnings that the FBI is tracking organized protest activity, while Rob gleefully comments on videos of Minneapolis Karens getting their car windows smashed during federal enforcement action. -Tony Kinnett joins for a spirited segment: they juggle Megan Kelly critiques, the Insurrection Act debate, Indiana football glory, and the fantasy of Tim Walz ending up in an orang...

-Rob delights in Trump flipping off a heckler at a Ford plant and unveils Jim Gossett’s new parody song “Flipper,” which instantly becomes the national anthem of Not Putting Up With Idiots Anymore. -A congressional hearing descends into surreal comedy as a medical doctor refuses to confirm whether men can get pregnant — prompting Rob to consider switching careers and becoming a gynecologist on the...

-A new Nick Shirley investigation drops, revealing daycares with blacked-out windows, no children, and Somali “transportation companies” whose vans haven’t moved in eight months — proving that some Minnesotan businesses run entirely on imagination. -On the Newsmax Hotline, Fred Fleitz joins to break down Iran’s unraveling regime, Venezuela’s collapse, Greenland’s sudden change of heart toward Trum...

-Rob opens with DHS describing an ICE officer being ambushed by a Venezuelan illegal alien and a neighbor wielding a snow shovel and broomstick — turning Minneapolis into the world’s worst Home Depot commercial reenactment. -On the Newsmax Hotline, John Solomon breaks jaw-dropping news about Somali cash-smuggling networks, suitcases stuffed with millions leaving U.S. airports, congressional subpoe...

-Rob suggests the Ayatollah may “meet a missile,” while CBS grills Trump on Iran and Trump hints that any hangings of protesters will trigger “very strong action.” -On the Newsmax Hotline, Adam Guillette joins from the “war zone” known as a university campus, exposing pro-Hamas researchers, campus chaos, and his mission to publicly shame radicals with billboards and brutal SEO. Today’s podcast is...

-Rob cheers Donald Trump’s February 1 cutoff of funds to sanctuary cities, celebrating it like it’s the Super Bowl of Common Sense. -On the Newsmax Hotline, Erin Van Natta from the Daily Caller joins to break down Supreme Court absurdities, Somali fraud pipelines, and the cultural collapse of “dark woke”—and Rob declares 2026 the year sanity finally comes back from the dead. Today’s podcast is spo...

-Rob celebrates “Winning Wednesday,” prays for corrupt leaders to fall, and casually adds the Clintons to his spiritual to-do list. -Minnesota callers cheer on ICE like they’re the hometown hockey team, and Rob imagines a world where he competes as a female athlete for easy gold medals. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t need to live with aches & pains! Reduce muscle & joi...

-Rob dives into Elon Musk’s vision of launching 1,000 spaceships per year, declaring humanity only 5–10 years away from becoming Starfleet—assuming SpaceX nerds can figure out wormholes. -A Venezuelan security-guard account of U.S. sonic weaponry sends Rob into patriotic bliss as he warns the Ayatollah that America is “not to be messed with,” preferably in all-caps. Today’s podcast is sponsored by...

-Rob unleashes a full anthropological study on “liberal Karens,” diagnosing them as manic, mask-obsessed, cul-de-sac-dwelling chaos engines fueled by social contagion and bad ideology.  -On the Newsmax Hotline, political strategist Luke Ball arrives to discuss Minnesota’s meltdown, Somali TPS changes, left-wing chaos, and why algorithm-induced insanity is a hazard of modern living. Today’s podcast...

-Rob declares modern liberal activism the “Karen Intifada,” shares brunch-time mask shenanigans, and outlines why Minnesota has become the Left’s Disneyland of dysfunction. -On the Newsmax Hotline, former federal prosecutor Doug Burns joins Rob to dissect ICE clashes, legal insanity, and the growing national pastime of ignoring subpoenas. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t...

-Rob marvels at John Fetterman rebooting like a frozen Dell laptop and suddenly speaking common sense, which clearly violates Democratic Party software licensing agreements. -Brigadier General Blaine Holt (Ret.) joins the show to discuss Iran's uprising and Greenland’s military importance. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t need to live with aches & pains! Reduce muscle &...

-The show jumps to Iran, where Rob cheers on protesters, scolds weak Western politicians, and assigns Donald Trump the job of evicting the Ayatollah. -House Rep. Randy Fine appears on the Newsmax Hotline for an extended discussion on Minnesota fraud schemes, deportation policies, Greenland strategy, and Iranian protests. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t need to live with...

-Carson dives into the Minnesota ICE shooting saga, dunking on everyone who insists the video shows anything other than what the video shows. -He wraps the hour by torching activist networks, scolding “professional agitators,” and celebrating the incoming release of a video he’s convinced will trigger “World War III”—media-wise, at least. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t...

-Rob opens the hour bouncing between movie reviews, personal revelations, and Swiffering in his underwear — proving bachelorhood is both liberating and slightly hazardous to imagery. -The Minneapolis incident gets a decisive update as Rob declares the new video evidence “case closed,” predicting the attempted protest movement will fizzle like a “fart in a Cat-5 hurricane.” -Christian Toto joins on...

-Rob rolls through clips of activists and politicians, diagnosing America with a full-blown outbreak of “absurdity-induced mania,” comparing left-wing hysteria to the Tide Pod challenge — but with worse long-term effects. -Mary Walter joins via the hotline for a hilarious back-and-forth covering everything from walk-away wives to stolen walrus parts. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR...

-The Minneapolis incident becomes Exhibit A in “How to Radicalize a Karen,” as Rob argues that left-wing activism has turned everyday moms into cannon fodder. -Rob and guest Tony Kinnett predict that 2026 will be “the year of accountability,” assuming we all survive Pride Month, Minneapolis street barricades, and the privilege-olympics. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : RELIEF FACTOR - You don’t n...

-Rob spends the top of the hour trying to annex Greenland for Trump, renaming it “Orange Land”, roasting Denmark’s “pickled herring and pastries” economy and arguing you could probably conquer the place with a couple cans of dog food and an airstrip. -Content creator Kaitlin Bennett joins Rob for an extended chat about the ICE shooting, protest culture, and her own journey from atheist being mobbe...

-Rob revels in “serious shrinkage” as the U.S. trade deficit drops from $136 billion to under $30 billion, comparing it to Joe Biden cannonballing into an icy pool and joking that, unlike housing prices under Biden, this is shrinkage everyone can cheer for.  -On the Newsmax hotline, media warrior Justine Murray joins to slam the media for canonizing an anti-ICE driver who allegedly tried to mow do...

-Rob goes over the Minneapolis ICE shooting, explaining—repeatedly—that when a bullet goes through a windshield, the officer is probably standing in front of the car, not sniping tires like a movie stuntman. -He torches the “caravan of busybody Karens” in Minneapolis, arguing that when you try to block ICE with your Honda Pilot and then drive at an officer, you’re not staging a protest—you’re play...