The Restricted Section

A tale told in three ministers. Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of The Other Minister or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/therestrictedsection THANK YOU LOVE YOU BUY OUR MERCH: https://www.teep...

Let's get ready to love Harry Potter again, y'all. Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of the Half-Blood Prince Pregame or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/therestrictedsection THANK YOU LOVE YOU B...

GET READY or just chill, whatever you need, you do you boo.

Shoutout to Clare for suggesting we post this on the main feed! Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/therestrictedsecti...

Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of the Actual Hardest HP Trivia Ever with Mats or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/therestrictedsection THANK YOU LOVE YOU BUY OUR MERCH: https://www.teepublic.c...

Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of Gay HP or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/therestrictedsection THANK YOU LOVE YOU BUY OUR MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/user/restricted-section-podcast TH...

Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of Alien or Wizard or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/therestrictedsection THANK YOU LOVE YOU BUY OUR MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/user/restricted-section-p...

Let's decompress from... all of THAT. Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of The Order of the Phoenix or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/therestrictedsection THANK YOU LOVE YOU BUY OUR MERCH: http...

Somehow the movie is worse than the book! But at least it's shorter. Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of the Order of the Phoenix movie or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/therestrictedsection T...

WE FINISHED ORDER OF THE PHOENIX! THANK FUCKING CHRIST OH MY GOD SIGN THE PETITION! HBO, say NO to platforming transphobia https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/ Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of The Second War Begins or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and r...

We're lovebombing. Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of The Lost Prophecy or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/therestrictedsection THANK YOU LOVE YOU BUY OUR MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/user...

GRAMPA FIGHT! Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of The Only One He Ever Feared or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/therestrictedsection THANK YOU LOVE YOU BUY OUR MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com...

Sirius died. Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of Beyond the Veil or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/therestrictedsection THANK YOU LOVE YOU BUY OUR MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/user/restric...

In which we finally go through the door. Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of The Department of Mysteries or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/therestrictedsection THANK YOU LOVE YOU BUY OUR MERCH...

Harry and Hermione lead Umbridge into the forest and then the centaurs take her away. Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of Fight and Flight or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/therestrictedsectio...

The beginning of the end, which is brought about by Harry's dumb brain. Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of Out of the Fire or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/therestrictedsection THANK YOU LOV...

In which Harry takes some standardized tests. Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of OWLs or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/therestrictedsection THANK YOU LOVE YOU BUY OUR MERCH: https://www.teep...

In which we meet Grawp against our will and for no reason. Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of Grawp or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/therestrictedsection THANK YOU LOVE YOU BUY OUR MERCH: ht...

In which the Weasley twins break bad! Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of Career Advice or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/therestrictedsection THANK YOU LOVE YOU BUY OUR MERCH: https://www.tee...

In which Harry super consensually enters Snape's most private memories. Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of Snape's Worst Memory or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/therestrictedsection THANK YO...

This chapter features Firenze’s first Divination lesson and Marietta’s first narcing! Thanks to her—THANKS MARIETTA—Umbridge crashes a DA meeting and snags Harry. There’s a showdown between Dumbledore and Fudge, and Dumbledore is forced to dip out to avoid being arrested. Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of The Centaur and the Sneak or even what you think of u...

Seen: dreams. Wow. Incredible. Revolutionary. Unforeseen: Trelawney getting fired and replaced by a centaur. Who could have seen even part of that coming??? Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of Seen and Unforeseen or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and revi...

THE WORST DATE EVER EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!! Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of The Beetle at Bay or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/therestrictedsection THANK YOU LOVE YOU BUY OUR MERCH: https://ww...

Harry's brain gets externally penetrated in more ways than one AMIRIGHT Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of Occlumency or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/therestrictedsection THANK YOU LOVE YOU...

Harry's most socially stressful Christmas to date. Email us at restrictedsectionpod@gmail.com to tell us what you thought of Christmas on the Closed Ward or even what you think of us! We’d love to read your email on the show. Be sure to subscribe to know right away about new episodes, and rate and review! SUPPORT US ON OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/therestrictedsection THANK YOU LOVE YOU BU...