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The Real Housewives of Orange County premiered and we were so confused that somehow a Narcissism Coach on Real Housewives of Miami made a little more sense?!!?!?!

The always funny and beloved Amanda Hunt is back with her AMAZING CHAT about Love Island USA where we are officially no longer having fun and instead we have bubble guts and anxiety thanks a lot America!

Kelli is back to chat about the darkest show on Bravo, The Valley, and somehow the lightest show on Bravo, Next Gen NYC which is wild because both shows have a lot of drugs on them!

DONATE TO KERR COUNTY FLOOD RELIEF IN US: Floods in Texas. GOP Ghoulish Bill. Ice bullshit. Zohran's checked boxes and flipped fingers. Epstein who!? IN POP CULTURE: Brad Pitt. Kumail Nanjiani. Superman Movie. IN SPORTS: Sophie Cunningham, the MAGA barbie.

This week in the Villa it was confirmed that there is no actual love on this island! Between the heart rate challenge aftermath, the stand on business challenge, and then this burst your bubble challenge, the Islanders learned that they don't really like each other and also America doesn't really like them either!

Tom Hamlett is back to chat about all things Bravo from the weird finale of Real Housewives of Atlanta to Jody's Furby-like eyes on Real Housewives of Miami to Kristen Doute's bazongas on The Valley to how the Next Gen kids are somehow the same age as the current season of Love Island USA.

IN US NEWS: Zohran Mamdani brings socialism, activism, and most importantly EATING RICE WITH YOUR HANDS TO AMERICA and the conservatives are PISSED. IN WORLD NEWS: Trump is called Daddy. IN POP CULTURE: Bezos-Sanchez wedding no one cares for! IN MOVIES: Trailer for the Bruce Springsteen Biopic: Deliver Me from Nowhere!

The always hysterical Amanda Hunt is back to talk about the happenings on this week of Love Island USA - the unnecessary twists and turns and tears that embarrassingly were shed by the me and also how this show is maybe not sexy at all except for when someone compliments Hannah in a BookTok way or when friends to lovers presents itself also in a BookTok way. ANYWAY JUSTICE FOR OLANDRIA THE QUEEN O...

A solo ride through this week's Bravo! Phaedra is up to her whole tricks and the newbies are fighting Real Housewives of Atlanta, Julia is acting a damn fool on Real Housewives of Miami, men will do anything but go to therapy on The Valley, and the non-bravo-nepo-babes keep showing their asses on Next Gen NYC!

IN WEATHER: WOO ITS HOT IN WORLD: OOF THERE'S WAR IN AMERICA: THE GHOULS ARE FIGHTING! IN POLITICS: VOTE MAMDANI/LANDER - DO NOT RANK CUOMO! IN SPORTS: THE WBNA GIRLS ARE FIGHTING IN POP CULTURE: SABRINA GETS ON HER KNEES

SHE'S BAAAAACK! We're talking Atlanta, Miami, the nepo babies of Bravo, Bombshells, the Villa, the Valley!!!

ICE WATCH PROGRAMS IN POP CULTURE: Baldoni case dismissed. Benson Boone flips out. IN NEWS: Trump v. Elon. Trump v. California. ICE Raids. IN SPORTS: Riley Gaines is a piece of shit and Simone Biles clocks it. Bill and Jordan's romance updates.

Taria is back to cackle and fill me in on the behind the scene and online drama happening while we watch Real housewives of Atlanta, the Valley and Summer House. We also briefly chat about those Mormon wives!

WE ARE LIVING IN A POST COWBOY CARTER TOUR WORLD AND WE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

Thread and Instagram Pop Culture Meme Queen Trina Watters aka TeeWatters hopped on to discuss the sisterhood we wish never reaches us on the new season of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives!

Aarti is back with some Potomac tea, 40-50 negative thoughts about Love Hotel, and some wise analysis of Shamea and Porsha on Real Housewives of Atlanta.

It's time to RANT and RAVE with none other than Raven James, host of Bitch Is Better Podcast. We understand that Bravo wants to promote straight men BUT WHY IS THE AUDIENCE FALLING FOR IT?! That and more as we recap the Finale of Summer House and the latest episode of The Valley. Follow Raven @bitchisbetterpodcast on instagram, subscribe to her pod and follow on Patreon.com/bitchisbetter

IN NEWS: Newark Airport is a disaster! Plantation fire! IN POLITICS: NJ elections. Trump v. everybody except for the Saudis. Cory Booker and the Kushners. IN SPORTS: THE KNICKS!! RG3 brain cells getting involved in WNBA for no reason.

Chelsea Rivers, co-host of I Am The Cute One, and perhaps the cutest of them all joins the pod to TRASH MEN because The Valley and Summer House gave us tons of content to fuel our misandry!

We're catching up on Real Housewives of Atlanta, BravoCon news, Bravo's upcoming new lineup, and The Love Hotel!

IN WORLD : A new Pope. India Pakistan War. IN POP CULTURE: Met Gala and SRK drama. Ramona Singer is fucking terrible. IN SPORTS-ish: Bill Belichick's girlfriend is a big deal?

A full week of bravo recaps!

IN SPORTS: Son of Prime Time is having a no good draft. The worst person you know makes a great point. Saquon breaks our heart, and not with his thighs. IN POLITICS: George Santos is going to jail. Vladimir, STOP! Government offers money for baby making. IN TV: THE PITT journey. IN LIFE: Customer service conundrum.

Tom Hamlett is back to talk about sexy toxic men, e-bay side hustles, Doute's green dress, love island coded people and of course tan lines.

Aarti is back to talk a week of Housewives gossip and Real Housewives of Atlanta!