The Reality Is

RHOP - Leave Stacey alone! Married to Medicine - A dog funeral! RHOSLC - GREECE! VPR - A lap dance AND tears?! Yes Please! RHOBH - Trash more exes please!

BROWN PEOPLE ARE EMBARRASSING US! Zarna Garg & Daughter come out as Trumpers! Akaash Singh is surprised his misogynist racist fans are being mean to his wife! Nikki Haley's son has an insane take! Also...pull ups at the fucking airport?!!?!?

VAN FROM @BESTWEEKEVERPODCAST JOINS! RHOP - QVC Queen still rises! RHOSLC - Patriotic and Petty! New Vanderpump Rules - Poor! RHOBH - SNOOZE! Married to Medicine - Back on their bullshit!

PRANKS! Sabrina Carpenter fights against the MAGA White House! BD Wong does a racism! Kash Patel can’t find his jacket! Debunking Transphobia in sports!

Jake Gyllenhaal's Nose! Zohran visits Trump and someone’s got a cruuuusshh! MTG calls it quits (after her pension goes through!) Sean Duffy tells us the Road Rules! The back of JD Vance’s ass. Jen Shah is out! 

More 2006 problematic reality tv!

Raven James is back to discuss all of the most insane gossip we heard from home while not at BravoCon, the latest episode of Real Housewives of Potomac and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City!

THERE'S NOT MUCH TO DISCUSS EXCEPT FOR THESE DAMN REPUBLICANS AND THE DAMN EPSTEIN FILES

Friend of the pod and always hilarious Brett of @BravoByBrett hopped on pod to discuss the friends-of antics on Real Housewives of Potomac and the Airplane antics on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. We were also bitter betties chatting about how no one invited us to BravoCon but also some tips on how to survive this year's convention from someone who has been a few times!

IN US: Election night got us jazzed! Establishment Democrats got us not so jazzed! No more fatties in America, per the President. Also, intentional and accidental islamophobia! IN SPORTS: Trump infitrated the NFL and the fans said no thanks. All roads lead to bravo. 

Getting stressed out watching a television show from 2006!!!!!

Aarti is back to celebrate M-A-M-D-A-N-I and we discuss how the RHONY women possibly voted during the NYC mayoral elections. We chat briefly about RHOC before jumping deep into the Real Housewives of Potomac where Aarti shares the QVC-HSN beef, followed by the real friend-of on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, FARTS.

https://findhelp.org/ IN POLITICS: It's election night and we all have PTSD! Dick Chaney has left us! Desi GOP are shocked about racism! Usha, you in danger girl! The worst person you know (Ham hocks!) makes a great point! IN POP CULTURE: People's sexiest man is announced! IN SPORTS: Justice for WNBA IN TV: Who would your favorite NYC fictional characters vote for?

https://findhelp.org/ Between the altitude and the boats we're not sure what's got all these people drinking and acting up!

IN US: Election season is the spookiest season. Zohran explains cousins. Establishment Democrats. Jack Ciattarelli scaring New Jersey. IN SILLY: Woman leaves man over cake.

Kaysar reigns supreme on this next batch of episodes of Big Brother 6!

A solo ride with a special little segment through Real Housewives of Potomac and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. On RHOP: There's a preak-off! On RHOSLC: there's a fart fight!

IN US: Protests in the land and sea. NYC mayoral debate gets more racist. Republican group chat leaks. IN WORLD: The Louvre heist! IN POP CULTURE: Malala makes us proud. IN SPORTS: 49ers what make us h-word.

Donny Hadfield is back to walk us down racism, misogyny, homophobia, and ableism lane to the Big Brother 6 house Episodes 4 through 6 where so many insane things were said (BY THE HOUSEGUESTS) that we almost kept this episode behind a paywall!

Friend of the Pod, Amanda Hunt, is back to talk about Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Real Housewives of Potomac and other tangents!

IN POP CULTURE: Diving into Life of A Show Girl. Riyadh Comedy Festival. Raheel’s pursuit of Nicole Kidman.  IN US NEWS: Attack on American cities. Ham Hock surprises us. ICE man can't run. Circumcisions!  IN WORLD NEWS: Trump ends war in Gaza. Nobel Peace Prize winner dedicates award to Trump??

As promised, this is a fully functioning BIG BROTHER podcast now and Donny Hadfield, the Big Brother Historian, is walking us down memory lane of the problematic 2006's where the R-word was casually said on TV and production played Indian Snake Charmer flutes behind an Iraqi man praying - It's the first 3 episodes of Big Brother 6!

BREAKING NEWS: WENDY & EDDIE OSEFO ARRESTED ON FRAUD CHARGERS - Aarti hops on to chat about this and we briefly touch on RHOM reunion!

A solo ride through two of the best shows on bravo - the Real Housewives of Potomac premiered where we dabbled in Karen's arrest but really dove into Stacey's oral hygiene and on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City amends are made only briefly when shots are fired over talk to text.

IN POP CULTURE: Taylor Swift's new album drops. Cardi v. Nikki Feud. Nicole Kidman is single again. Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl Half Time Show. IN HOUSEWIVES: RHOC continues to be lol who cares. RHOM makes us LOL. and RHOSLC makes us cry laughing.